[Oztrich Boy]

Ron H. had some sperm saved and Katie Holmes was implanted with it. That's why Tom is so happy. You heard it here first! If that baby has red hair you know I"m right.

And the $cientlogists missed the oppurtinuty to slip Baby Elron out unnoticed in the 10 years Tom was married to Nicole Kidman?

[Rabid Dog]

She wouldn't consent to being artificially inseminated.

(I shared my theory with my son. He asked me what kind of tin foil I thought was the best. I told him the heavy duty stuff from Costco.)