[Clemenza]

Why oh why anyone would choose "Na-sawer" County (where I grew up) I have no idea. Ugly, overpriced houses, low class people who live in $500,000 little homes they inherited from their parents, obnoxious attitudes, mediocre schools.

Better to go to Connecticut or North Jersey if you have the bucks.

[KellyAdmirer]

Don't forget the impossible traffic. I grew up there, too.

[Torie]

Nassau has some tonier census tracts, then the grim picture you paint.

[LdSentinal]

Ugly, overpriced houses, low class people who live in $500,000 little homes they inherited from their parents, obnoxious attitudes, mediocre schools.

Hey, getting my house from my parents in Nassau was my plan. Who stole it?