You're married to Cynthia McKinney.
Posted on 04/03/2006 11:31:32 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
A TEXTBOOK used at schools in the Indian state of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to their "masters", The Times of India reported today.
"A donkey is like a housewife ... In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master," the newspaper reported, quoting a Hindi-language primer meant for 14-year-olds.
The book was approved by the state's Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party Government but has sparked protests from the party's women's wing.
State education officials in Rajasthan, a western state known for its conservative attitude towards women, said people should not be upset by the comparison, the paper said.
"The comparison was made in good humour," state education official AR Khan was quoted as saying.
"However, protests have been taken note of and the board is in the process of removing it (the reference)."
You're married to Cynthia McKinney.
...dat you, Zarkman?
It's kind of borderline as to whether this qualifies as a Donkey Carts of Mass Destruction ping, so I figured I'd better cover my bases.
Top Ten Reasons beer is better then women
10...You can have a beer in public.
9...When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
8...A beer wont get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
7...You can enjoy a beer all month long.
6...A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer.
5...You always know youre the first one to pop a beer.
4...You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
3...A beer is always wet.
2...A beer always goes down easy.
1...You can share a beer with your friends.
and others;
http://www.killsometime.com/jokes/Joke.asp?ID=55
For the man who likes a bit of variety...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
<< What if your wife is a donkey? >>
Unless you're a Kiwi, eh, shaggs??
Baaaaaaaaaaaa a a a a a a a a .........
State education officials in Rajasthan, a western state known for its conservative attitude towards women, said people should not be upset by the comparison, the paper said.
"The comparison was made in good humour," state education official AR Khan was quoted as saying.
"However, protests have been taken note of and the board is in the process of removing it (the reference)."
Wait till they get to Shakespeare.
Sources in the state education department, however, hold a different view.
"The same chapter also compares the donkey to politicians, calling the animal thick-skinned. There was objection to this line. The issue then boiled over and this issue was raked up as well," an official said.
State education board director of publications and academics A R Khan said the comparison was made in good humour, without any intent to hurt or humiliate.
"However, protests have been taken note of and the board is in the process of removing the chapter," he added.
,,, there ya go! No sound of protest from the Party's donkey's wing.
Rest assured that you did the right thing, Allegra.
One can never be too careful when considering subject matter of such significance.
;-)
BURP
Cheers!
Depending upon her actions in a previous life, that may be exactly what she is...
Poor Cynthia... nothing a frontal lobotomy and a diet and eyesocket surgery and an extreme makeover and a decent hairdo and a Thorazine prescription and retirement won't fix.
She would make a fine wife!
Roger that!! :):)
Ah, the joys of diversity.
It was a thing by a satirist that these idiots have taken seriously.
A donkey for a wife? Call the Fire Department, I mean the Police!
That beer is not Indian. It only has an India-suggesting label on it.
IIRC, it made some Hindus complaint for having the picture of Ganesh on it.
Balanced IPA from Lost Coast Brewing
Nov 15 '05
http://www.epinions.com/content_4572553348
The Bottom Line This is a very good IPA with citrus flavors balanced by a malty backbone.
California is home to many fine craft breweries and the pale ale and India pale ale that come out of the Golden State are often known for their fruity, citrus- like qualities. Most brewers in California are influenced by Cascade hops and the fruitiness these hops impart is a signature element of California ales. Such is the case with this beer, Lost Coast Indica India Pale Ale, a medium- bodied version of the style.
Basic Characteristics of This Beer:
This beer is orange/tan in color and it has no problem producing a frothy head of foam, even with a weak pour. The foam has a light brown tint and a distinctly citrus, pine, and floral- like aroma. It leaves lace on your glass as you consume.
Tasting this beer awakens the senses, with a good malt backbone that starts the process off with a caramel- like, toasted malt flavor. Then, the hops take over, providing a taste sensation that combines grapefruit and other citrus with some earthy notes. The finish is crisp and the aftertaste of citrus lingers for a good long time after you finish.
Lost Coast brews this beer using pale and caramel malts, along with Cascade, Columbus, and Centennial hops. The alcohol level stands at 6.5 percent by volume and the beer has a bitterness rating of 57 IBU.
Food Compatibility:
This beer would taste best with any food that combines fruit and meat. It would make a great choice of beverages for a Chinese meal of sweet and sour pork or sweet and sour chicken. Orange chicken would make another good choice, and so would lemon chicken or fish. Like I said, any dish that combines meat and fruit would taste great with this beer.
Final Thoughts:
Lost Coast Brewery is one of the many breweries I have been rediscovering as of late. When I say “rediscover”, I am referring to my re- tasting of this brewer’s products after a hiatus of several years. I originally tried Lost Coast beer back in the late 1990’s at a beer festival. I didn’t have access to purchase this company’s products where I was living at the time, so I gradually lost interest in this brewery.
Today, in 2005, I find myself sampling Lost Coast Brewing products all over again. Indica IPA is one beer I tried before, but if I’m not mistaken, I think Lost Coast changed the recipe a little bit because it doesn’t taste the way it did back then (according to some of the notes I took when I first tried it). It seems more citrus- like today and more perfumy. It is still good- tasting like before, only in a different way.
What I like about this beer is that it offers a moderately hoppy taste, with plenty of great- tasting Cascade, Centennial, and Columbus hops to whet your whistle. But it doesn’t go to extremes like some of the other California IPA are known to do. It still maintains a nice, firm hop body that helps to balance out the taste.
With its medium body and moderate bitterness rating of 57 IBU (moderate, that is, when compared to other IPA), this product makes a good session beer. Most will appreciate its balanced qualities that stimulate different taste buds on the way down. It isn’t extremely bitter like some, and it offers a good citrus taste that lingers after you finish drinking.
Lost Coast Indica India Pale Ale is a nice example of the style. I don’t feel it is quite good enough to rate as a classic, but I still recommend this beer to anyone who enjoys the taste of Cascade, Centennial, and Columbus hops. It makes for a very good brew that earns a rating of 4 stars out 5.
Some trivia I found:
http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/5_breweries/samsmith_india_ale.html
India Ale
In the late 18th and early 19th centuries there was a considerable trade in beer to India. Leaving the India Docks in London, ships would sail around the Cape of Good Hope through the Indian Ocean to Bombay and beyond, a three-to four-month trip. Highly hopped pale beers brewed to withstand the trip became known as “IPA,” India Pale Ale.
A restrained maltiness and an emphasis on the aroma and flavor of hops from England’s finest vineyards.
Green chili and lime pickle, mulligatawny soup, pork with vinegar and garlic, chicken with a roasted coconut sauce, fish on a bed of potatoes, onions and tomato masala, prawns curry and duck risotto.
Serve in nonik pint glasses.
Mulligatawny soup
Prawns curry
Green chili and lime pickle
Either you are Hindi or you love Indian cuisine.
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