Met a new neighbor tonight, after I noticed a bumper sticker on their car that was parked on the street.
It read: ABORTION IS NOT HEALTH CARE
I rang the bell and welcomed them to the neighborhood.
ABORTION STOPS A BEATING HEART
The headmaster's son at my daughter's private school threatened to block my tailpipe.
We met him recently and there he was single parenting a baby girl.
Somewhere along the way, he found humanity.
That really is one of the all time great bumper stickers, isn't it? Indisputably true.