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Iran prez arrests 4 over text message (Receives cellphone "insult")
WND ^
| 4/15/2006
Posted on 04/15/2006 8:48:16 PM PDT by Thunder90
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad When Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad got an anonymous text message suggesting he didn't wash enough, he did not take it lying down.
He fired the president of the phone company, had four people arrested, took other legal action and accused those involved of conspiring with the Israeli foreign intelligence service Mossad, according to the Iranian opposition website Rooz Online.
The website says Ahmadinejad, known throughout the world as a hard-liner who has threatened Israel with destruction and questioned the Holocaust, is the target of many barbs among the populace in his country.
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TOPICS: Extended News
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Looks like Iran's president stinks to high heven, just like hippies.
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posted on
04/15/2006 8:48:22 PM PDT
by
Thunder90
To: Thunder90
I knew it...the French are already there.
To: Thunder90
A little thin skinned even for a raving maniac.
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posted on
04/15/2006 8:50:02 PM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: Thunder90
Everytime I hear of this guy he always sounds highly paranoid.
To: Thunder90
Geez, what a jerk. Some folks might be thankful for the heads up.
Owl_Eagle
”You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being”
-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)
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posted on
04/15/2006 8:51:49 PM PDT
by
South Hawthorne
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Thunder90
He can dish it out but he can't take it. No wonder Ahmedinejad fears for his manhood! ;-)
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
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posted on
04/15/2006 8:54:06 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Thunder90
Well, for goodness sakes ... wouldn't it be a whole lot easier for him to just bathe?
To: Thunder90
His proper honorific is His Hairyness, and surely shampoo wouldn't hurt. Mossad could provide him with a complimentarty bottle, even without blistering agents.
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posted on
04/15/2006 8:55:37 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: Thunder90
Maybe we should air drop massive amounts of Irish Spring on the compound of the Revolutionary guard and really hurt his feelings.
To: RegulatorCountry
Like moonbats in this country, islamic radicals can't stand the feeling of soap and warm water on their skin.
To: LoudRepublicangirl
Make sure that the soap is made from pig lard.
To: Thunder90
Don't tell me he douses himself with patchouli instead (gagging).
To: RegulatorCountry
"wouldn't it be a whole lot easier for him to just bathe?"
Nah, it must be a religious duty. Remember Simeon the Stylite? He had been standing on his pillar for 40 years, and his pillar was not equipped with shower. Rains there [a desert] happened rarely. And the pile of Simeon's waste accumulating by the pillar was even more odoriferous than the Stylite himself.
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:00:41 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: Thunder90
I wonder if he's listed. Maybe one of you would like to give him advice on his nuclear policy.
To: Thunder90
When Jawa Report put this up two days ago... I thought they 'may' have been kidding; They were proven right once again.
He must think HE'S the 12th imam.
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:06:31 PM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: Thunder90
Warning! Self-imposed fatwa
Do you have a way we can text message him? Too bad.
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:07:59 PM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: Thunder90
I wonder what he'll do when the Viagra spam starts coming to his cell phone.
To: LoudRepublicangirl
No, it has to be Jean Nate.
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:08:37 PM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: Cementjungle
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:10:09 PM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: Thunder90
You mean to tell me that "Ringo" can actually use a cellphone? LOL
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:12:11 PM PDT
by
headstamp
(Nothing lasts forever, Unless it does.)
To: Thunder90
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:13:06 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: AliVeritas; Cementjungle
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:14:34 PM PDT
by
peyton randolph
(Time for an electoral revolution where the ballot box is the guillotine)
To: Dallas59
I wish I knew. Too bad someone in the CIA does not know. They should crank call him all day and drive him insane.
To: peyton randolph
how about a subscription to pork.com
To: Thunder90
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:18:32 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: Dallas59
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:21:52 PM PDT
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN - 3rd Bn. Fifth Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: Thunder90
I'm thinking that's one way of undoing this guy.
If he overreacts that much to one text message. A few well placed insults could have him dismantling the country.
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:22:51 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Thunder90
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:23:44 PM PDT
by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: Thunder90
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:24:16 PM PDT
by
peyton randolph
(Time for an electoral revolution where the ballot box is the guillotine)
To: Thunder90
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posted on
04/15/2006 9:28:48 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: Thunder90
"URA MONKEY BUTT PU JEWS RULE TTFN"
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posted on
04/15/2006 10:16:40 PM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: Thunder90
Alright, which one of you hackers got into the Irainian text messaging system?
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posted on
04/15/2006 11:00:11 PM PDT
by
El Gato
To: Thunder90
Too bad someone in the CIA does not know. They should crank call him all day and drive him insane. For all we know, they do know, and already are. Except the part about driving him insane, he's been there for a good long time.
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posted on
04/15/2006 11:01:37 PM PDT
by
El Gato
To: Thunder90
The filthy Persian rodent never wears a tie and raps used dishrags around his moth eaten safari jacket (which has not been dry cleaned since the Khomeini era.)
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posted on
04/15/2006 11:34:16 PM PDT
by
M. Espinola
(Freedom is never free)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
04/15/2006 11:35:29 PM PDT
by
M. Espinola
(Freedom is never free)
To: GSlob
Simeon the Stylite The things you learn here. Interesting.
To: Thunder90
Clean him up a little, maybe he has
a shot at the big time:
Somehow, it works.
(w/apologies to Sonny Bono)
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posted on
04/16/2006 1:20:53 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(The Shah doesn't look so bad now, eh? But nooo, Jimmah said the Ayatollah was a 'godly' man.)
To: Thunder90
Posted yesterday and I'll say the same thing:
This isn't funny. Few individuals on the planet can be more threatening than a Muslim with nukes who believes everyone is laughing at him - including his own people.
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posted on
04/16/2006 5:07:01 AM PDT
by
manwiththehands
("'Rule of law'? We don't need no stinkin' rule of law! We want amnesty, muchacho!")
To: Thunder90
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posted on
04/16/2006 6:39:04 AM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: Dallas59
For that post... you deserve to join our division:
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posted on
04/16/2006 6:46:19 AM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: manwiththehands
Of course it isn't funny. But finding the enemy's weak points so suddenly is a joy. This could be used to advantage by bouncing the text to seem as if it originates from other countries... such as Russia or China. If the CIA has taken advantage of it... is another question.
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posted on
04/16/2006 6:58:46 AM PDT
by
AliVeritas
(Enforcement: A job Americans would do (a typical Foxette))
To: manwiththehands; AliVeritas; Thunder90
This isn't funny. Few individuals on the planet can be more threatening than a Muslim with nukes who believes everyone is laughing at him - including his own people. Unless, that is, you know he IS going to use them regardless.
In that case, it's better to get him rattled, jangled, frothing-at-the-mouth raving mad, because if he's going to use them anyway, you don't want him to do it while cool, calm, and collected. You want to throw the SOB off his game. Maybe even get him so whacked-out that his own people will decide that they had better do something about him before he gets them all turned into trinitite. I think Sun Tsu would concur with that.
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posted on
04/16/2006 3:05:32 PM PDT
by
Don Joe
(We've traded the Rule of Law for the Law of Rule.)
To: AliVeritas
how about a "You smell" message to the Iranian Prez from Kim Jung Il???
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