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If the flood comes too soon, this ark won't be quite ready
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | Sunday, April 16, 2006 | By Caitlin Cleary

Posted on 04/17/2006 7:55:11 AM PDT by jasoncann

The steel skeleton occupies a sun-drenched hillside along Interstate 68 in the mountains of western Maryland.

Reaching three stories high, its concrete foundation stretching the length of one-and-a-half football fields, the structure is an oddity -- as incongruous as, well, a boat on a mountaintop.

Yet despite its titanic scale, a high-visibility perch, a pithy, unambiguous sign -- "Noah's Ark Being Rebuilt Here!" -- and a grindingly slow construction eked out over 30 years, the structure remains a mystery to the thousands of motorists who drive by it each day.

In Frostburg, the Ark is a long-standing source of both amusement and irritation, a kooky roadside landmark that over the years has come to be closely identified with the former coal mining town of 8,000 people -- now better known as home to Frostburg State University, the only four-year institution of higher learning in Maryland located west of Baltimore.

To Richard Greene, the man who has made it his mission in life to complete the Ark, its purpose is clear. Someday, these red girders will be part of the framework for a Biblical-scale replica of the boat which Noah is said to have constructed in order to escape the cataclysmic floods unleashed by God. It is a sign of the End of Days, the second coming of Christ, a warning for sinners to repent before it's too late.

The Ark is not functional; it will not float, and Pastor Greene will not be taking it to the sea. He is waiting for the sea to come to him.

(Excerpt) Read more at post-gazette.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: ark

1 posted on 04/17/2006 7:55:13 AM PDT by jasoncann
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To: jasoncann

Didn't God promise never again to flood the earth? That money WOULD be better spent on Christian schools and outreaches. A "spiritual" arc.


2 posted on 04/17/2006 8:00:37 AM PDT by blueminnesota
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To: blueminnesota

Arc=Ark :-o


3 posted on 04/17/2006 8:01:18 AM PDT by blueminnesota
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To: jasoncann; RockinRight

I TOLD you I saw an ark getting built!!!!


4 posted on 04/17/2006 8:03:36 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: jasoncann

I smell a new cable show coming...

"Flip this Ark"


5 posted on 04/17/2006 8:06:03 AM PDT by Pessimist
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To: Hoodlum91

LOL!!! That's funny!


6 posted on 04/17/2006 8:09:43 AM PDT by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: jasoncann
and a grindingly slow construction eked out over 30 years

It'll still be finished before the Big Dig is

7 posted on 04/17/2006 8:10:24 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: blueminnesota
Didn't God promise never again to flood the earth? That money WOULD be better spent on Christian schools and outreaches. A "spiritual" arc.

Exactly. I don't remember Jesus telling us to build themeparks tourist attractions.

Churchanity strikes again.

8 posted on 04/17/2006 8:12:07 AM PDT by mnehrling (NeoCon and Proud of it! - http://abaraxas.blogspot.com)
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To: jasoncann

I don't think Noah had any steel girders. And that gopher wood is getting hard to find these days. Silly man.


9 posted on 04/17/2006 8:15:37 AM PDT by MineralMan (non-evangelical atheist)
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To: jasoncann

Shouldn't he be building this in *Ark*ansas?

OTOH, I think God wants us to be building spaceships instead of arks these days. We'll need them to deflect asteroids, and escape when the sun burns up.


10 posted on 04/17/2006 8:16:37 AM PDT by Sam Cree (Delicacy, precision, force)
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To: Pessimist

Pimp this Ark?


11 posted on 04/17/2006 8:16:52 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: blueminnesota
The Ark is not functional; it will not float, and Pastor Greene will not be taking it to the sea. He is waiting for the sea to come to him.

I agree. A waste of money by a kook.

12 posted on 04/17/2006 8:21:47 AM PDT by airborne (Satan's greatest trick was convincing people he doesn't exist.)
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To: blueminnesota
Didn't God promise never again to flood the earth?

True, I thought it was supposed to be fire next time.

13 posted on 04/17/2006 8:23:18 AM PDT by jpl
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To: jasoncann

This may come in handy. You know - global warming, rising seas, etc.


14 posted on 04/17/2006 8:26:48 AM PDT by loreldan (Without coffee I am nothing.)
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To: mnehrling
Exactly. I don't remember Jesus telling us to build themeparks tourist attractions.

No. Old Testement in the Prophits: Book of Barnum

15 posted on 04/17/2006 8:27:48 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist)
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To: jasoncann
Another part of the article...

Pastor Greene, who is 69 years old, says God instructed him in a series of disturbing night visions to build the Ark...

16 posted on 04/17/2006 8:28:45 AM PDT by mnehrling (NeoCon and Proud of it! - http://abaraxas.blogspot.com)
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To: mnehrling; blueminnesota

From the article:


Where, then, is the humanity or the sense in raising over $1 million to build an Ark that doesn't float? Many years ago, said Pastor Greene, a British evangelist said to him, "Building an Ark? Only a crazy American would do that!" Another pastor friend of his, upset that donations were being spent on steel, concrete and construction wages, rather than hospitals and orphanages, pressed him for an explanation.

The Ark is just a tool to draw in the curious. Curiosity makes people stop, look, and wonder; it also gives Pastor Greene the chance to counsel these "lost souls." Hundreds of people have stopped to meet with him over the years, said Pastor Greene.

As for the incredibly slow progress, Pastor Greene is patient, and shrugs off the jokes and rumors.

"There's nothing in the Bible that says how long it took [Noah] to build it," he said.


17 posted on 04/17/2006 8:32:55 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com/)
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To: MineralMan
I don't think Noah had any steel girders. And that gopher wood is getting hard to find these days. Silly man.

Keep in mind, the original ark was built by an amateur. The Titanic was built by professionals...

18 posted on 04/17/2006 8:49:11 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: FDNYRHEROES

"Keep in mind, the original ark was built by an amateur. "

Yahbut it had an intelligent designer, right? [insert smiley here]


19 posted on 04/17/2006 8:53:40 AM PDT by MineralMan (non-evangelical atheist)
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To: jasoncann
Hmm concrete and steel? Thirty years and counting?

A Dutchman has him beat.

Click pic for link to article.

20 posted on 04/17/2006 9:06:39 AM PDT by AFreeBird (your mileage may vary)
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To: MineralMan
"I don't think Noah had any steel girders."

Well, if they used wood this time they couldn't use their Ark welder.

21 posted on 04/17/2006 9:17:08 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: Jaxter

Well, if they used wood this time they couldn't use their Ark welder.


Now thats funny!!!!


22 posted on 04/17/2006 11:56:05 AM PDT by jerwin63 (I once worked in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, ...couldn't concentrate.)
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