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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....4-25-06...Laughter at the Finest
4-25-06 | JustAmy

Posted on 04/24/2006 10:26:24 PM PDT by JustAmy



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in need; and congratulate those deserving. We strive to keep our threads entertaining, fun, and pleasing to look at, and often have guest writers contribute an essay or a profile of another FReeper.
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We're having fun and hope you are!


~ Billie, Dutchess, Dolly Cali, GodBlessUSA, JustAmy ~









Laughter in the Bank

I started out with nickles, pennies, and a dime,
Collecting them and putting off some pleasure for a time.
“Anticipation” kinda whets your appetite, you know,
And in the meantime little piles of coins will surely grow.

So then I started thinking that if coins can be put by,
Then why not give some really fun things their own try?
I’d heard of confound interest and how it makes things grow,
And now I think my little bits of treasure will soon show.

I’ve been saving up my chuckles, my giggles, and a smile,
In hopes I’d have a good collection in a while.
I’m going to put this laugh in there and keep it for my own,
Because I know I’ll treasure it when I’m more fully grown.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . April 21, 2006









An Elephant in My Pajamas



I saw an elephant in my pajamas,
I wanted to shoot the thing!
First off, they were all stretched out,
And I think he lost my string.

The one that holds the pants up.
I know I’ll need it now.
The elephant in my pajamas,
Didn’t need the string somehow.

I’ve got to find a home for him,
Let’s hope the Zoo okays.
‘Cause then I must go to the store,
I need some new PJ’s.

NicknamedBob . . . . October 25, 2004












Chicken Soup



My nephew had a poultry farm! (His stock just numbered two.)
He planned to breed some more of them, but then one got the flu.
Now, Medicine is not his strength, but he worked for the group.
He nursed the sick one back to health. He fed it Chicken Soup!

That’s right, he killed the healthy one, to make the sick one strong.
And you may think this makes no sense, but then you have it wrong.
For business, it’s crazy, but that’s not where he leans.
He’ll be a whiz with all the biz of Government Machines!

Where this new math can operate, increases are called cuts,
And taxes are investments. In other words, it’s Nuts!
My brother’s son will fit right in. He thinks that way a lot.
If you call, and you hear strange advice, my nephew’s who you got!

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April 29, 2005
















Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men .... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.








................................................. Graphics by Billie





3-28-06 ~ Hall of Fame #15

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1 posted on 04/24/2006 10:26:28 PM PDT by JustAmy
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To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; The Mayor; deadhead; ...

2 posted on 04/24/2006 10:30:32 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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Hi Amy!!! I LOVE Maxine....think I may have to steal that one up there!


3 posted on 04/24/2006 10:31:47 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (aitch tee tee pee 2 dots 2 slashys 3 dubyas 1 dot proud patriots dot oarg)
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To: All




Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to

Billie; Dutchess; DollyCali; The Mayor; GodBlessUSA; JustAmy,


and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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gator girl........................husband
severa............husband, brother
Maigrey.........................cousin
mystery-ak...........son, husband
Gogrammy.................grandson
Inspectorette.......................son
deadhead.......................cousin
Blessed American..........nephew
Slip18..........................nephew
Diver Dave........niece, nephew
ConspiracyGuy........2 nephews
Pippin............niece's husband
sneakers..........................son
weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw
jamaly.................brotherinlaw
Future Snake Eater.......cousin
WaterDragon............grandson
WaterDragon...........son-in-law
BeforeISleep.....................son
kimmie7......................brother
Armymarinemom..........3 sons
american_ranger...............son
LadyX.......................grandson
fawn796......................nephew
ValerieUSA..................2 sons
Lakeside......................2 sons
LakeLady....................nephew
Spruce......................daughter
Bykrbayb..........................son
Leofl.................................son
chena...............................son
Hope and Glory..................son
Philman_36.............2 nephews
bjcintennessee........son, niece
TheMayor...............friends'son
Doug from Upland.......soninlaw
homeschoolmama........nephew
ariamne...................2 cousins
mhking.........................cousin
gonzo...................friend's son
visualops......................cousin
auboy..........................cousin
LoneRedRanger...brother-in-law
Ladysmith.nephew, friend's son
tina07......soninlaw & his friend
MontanaCowgirlCop......brother
nelibeli........................nephew
Misty4jc.....................husband
Colorado Slim..............nephew
Tapatio....................2 nephews
ProudAFDad......................son Alouette.............................son Katydidnt...........................son Zechariah_8_13....brother-in-law
Zechariah_8_13.............cousin
PreviouslyA-Lurker........brother
sheeza.......................husband
kemathen7..................husband
Q6-God..................twin brother
Q6-God....................active duty
Warrior Nurse...........active duty
SK1 Thurman...........active duty
David Osborne..........active duty
fc2tomschermuly......active duty
bkwells....................active duty
LongCut...................active duty
cjk...........................active duty
Trish........................active duty
ODC-GIRL................active duty
AF_Blue...................active duty
Notwithstanding........active duty
thumperusn..............active duty
Veloxherc.................active duty
Don Simmons...........active duty
wingnutx...................active duty
Old Sarge.................active duty
CGblue.....................active duty
bigghurtt...................active duty
frankiep....................active duty
veeceeque................active duty
JRios1968................active duty
NoLongerFreeState...active duty
CMS........................active duty
meanie monster .........family friend
OhioWfan................................son
ladtx..................................2 sons
Its_me_K.E.T.........................son
Hostel............................cousin
MozartLover...........son, nephew
ak_daddoo........................nephew
Dubya............................nephew
LBGA (RIP)..........................son
katykelly..............................son
cookcounty.............................son
Himyar....................................son
SpookBrat........................nephew
SpookBrat........................cousin
boxerblues........................2 sons
the piper..............................son
Tiffee4Bob......................boyfriend
JimRobinson...............2 nephews
TexKat.......................son, step-son
StarCMC.............................brother
Consort........................2 daughters
Consort.......................son-in-law
Darheel...............................niece
Donaeus...........................nephew
BeAllYouCanBe........................son
Repubmommy........................brother
AgThorn................................2 sons
kneezles.................................son
RoseinRoseBear.....cousin's hubby
Atomic Conspiracy......half-brother
Atomic Conspiracy...........nephew
Atomic Conspiracy..............niece
Sunflowergal....................grandson
mrstank..............................husband
MrsMike31........................husband
spotbust1............................husband
campfollower............................fiance
LUV W........................................son
painter...................................nephew
SilentServiceCPOWife........husband
Walkenfree................2 grandsons
Walkenfree.................. 3 nephews
Walkenfree..................granddaughter
DirtyHarryY2K......................daughter
DirtyHarryY2K................son-in-law
Skimask.....................................son
Palladin...............................grandson
MississippyMuddy...................sister
MississippyMuddy.....2 nephews
Kramster...............................stepson
Socratic.............................nephew
Jemian...................................son
freema.......................nephew, son
Azbushgal..............................son
kimmykay.................................son
right2parent..............................son
NavySEAL F-16........................son
Ike..........................................son
repubmom...............................son
wolfcreek..........................daughter
JesseJane ...........................cousin
Roses0508..............................son
pmmd81..................................son
GodBlessUSA......................cousin
SoldiersPrayingMom.................son
WakeUpandVote..................brother
Skyraider.................................son
CyberAnt...........................nephew
mrs tiggywinkle...................cousin
Jen's Mom........................daughter
Meg33.............................grandson
911angelady........................2 sons
Nadine...............................nephew
U S Army EOD.................daughter
weldgophardline.......................son
jrushing....................................son
thehumanlynx...........brother-in-law
JFC..................................nephew
Earthdweller......................nephew
Scubachick.......................husband
ChairmanDec19thSociety ..brotherinlaw
Anthem..............................2 cousins
PragmaticWarrior..........2 nephews






4 posted on 04/24/2006 10:32:26 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy; 2LT Radix jr; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 80 Square Miles; A Ruckus of Dogs; acad1228; ...



5 posted on 04/24/2006 10:35:44 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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I LOVE those drawings, Sandy! Wish I had beat you at posting them! LOL!...not really. Thanks for sharing them.


6 posted on 04/24/2006 10:38:13 PM PDT by LUV W (A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
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To: Brad's Gramma
Hi BG. Want another?


7 posted on 04/24/2006 10:41:16 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: LUV W

That's ok,...I knew you were talking to Jinx and the SNOW Storm about to decend on the W.H. Pressies.


8 posted on 04/24/2006 10:42:58 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

Good evening, SandRat.

Thanks for sharing the laughter with us. Those drawings are wonderful. Are they yours?


9 posted on 04/24/2006 10:43:26 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy

Nope,.. actually found them on the web by searching for laughing Christ


10 posted on 04/24/2006 10:45:00 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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11 posted on 04/24/2006 10:45:16 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (aitch tee tee pee 2 dots 2 slashys 3 dubyas 1 dot proud patriots dot oarg)
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12 posted on 04/24/2006 10:46:40 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: SandRat

Well then, since they're not yours.....see post #11. Those pictures are something else. :)

I think of Malachi when I see them. He's in Heaven, playing with Jesus!!!


13 posted on 04/24/2006 10:47:04 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (aitch tee tee pee 2 dots 2 slashys 3 dubyas 1 dot proud patriots dot oarg)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


14 posted on 04/24/2006 10:47:28 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (aitch tee tee pee 2 dots 2 slashys 3 dubyas 1 dot proud patriots dot oarg)
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To: SandRat

Thank you again for sharing them with us!!


15 posted on 04/24/2006 10:47:38 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma

I figered that would happen.....lol lol lol lol lol


16 posted on 04/24/2006 10:48:24 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

I almost forgot to lift them! ;)


17 posted on 04/24/2006 10:49:16 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (aitch tee tee pee 2 dots 2 slashys 3 dubyas 1 dot proud patriots dot oarg)
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To: JustAmy; SandRat

Nite everyone....


18 posted on 04/24/2006 10:50:04 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (aitch tee tee pee 2 dots 2 slashys 3 dubyas 1 dot proud patriots dot oarg)
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To: Brad's Gramma

that's even lol snort snicker lol funnier.


19 posted on 04/24/2006 10:50:34 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

Talk about laughter...having Tony Snow as press secretary will be goooood! I think he can handle the "pressies"...or "prissies" in the press room.


20 posted on 04/24/2006 10:53:21 PM PDT by LUV W (A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
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