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To: Emmet Fitzhume

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

Courtesy of Henny Youngman. He had a million of them!


29 posted on 04/25/2006 7:17:43 AM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy

:)

Those are great!


30 posted on 04/25/2006 7:22:40 AM PDT by Emmet Fitzhume ("Shining with brightness, Always on surveillance.")
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To: speedy

:)

Those are great!


31 posted on 04/25/2006 7:22:45 AM PDT by Emmet Fitzhume ("Shining with brightness, Always on surveillance.")
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To: speedy

Thanks for the jokes... They provide some smiles before we get to the really bitter people who will come along soon enough to a thread like this :~D


53 posted on 04/25/2006 8:37:15 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: speedy

I didn't know what happiness was until I got married. But then it was too late.

(This was a favorite of my late father-in-law. God rest his soul.)


89 posted on 04/25/2006 5:39:21 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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