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To: SmithL

It's $10 million and it should buy just enough time to allow Israel to finish the wall then get the popcorn out and enjoy the show.


5 posted on 05/09/2006 3:44:51 PM PDT by tobyhill (The War on Terrorism is not for the weak.)
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To: tobyhill

That reminds me of a joke I heard a while back..

..You see, Uncle Sam, The leader of Canada, and Osama Bin Laden were walking along the beach one day (ok, that part is a bit wierd now that I think about it) and come across a genie's lamp. They rub it.. and out pops the genie. The Genie grants each one wish.. The canadian goes first, a farmer by trade. He thinks for a few moments and says "I am a farmer, I want all of Canada to have lush soil, and bountiful harvests from now on". The wish was granted, and Osama goes next. He thinks for a moment, and says "I want a massive wall around all of the Middle East, to keep out the infidel". It was granted, and on to Uncle Sam.

Uncle Sam, a former civil engineer thinks for a moment, and asks, "How big is this wall?" The genie smiles, and says "The biggest human kind has seen, A mile up, and a mile thick. Nothing can get in or out." Uncle Sam thinks for a moment once more, and says.. "Fill it with water."

Haha. I think I might have screwed it up a bit, but you get the idea.


35 posted on 05/09/2006 6:43:34 PM PDT by Andy28 (Proud US Army DEP'er, shipping in June. Hooah!)
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