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Co-Worker Wadrobe Malfunction (Vanity)
5/10/2006
| CholeraJoe
Posted on 05/10/2006 3:42:42 AM PDT by CholeraJoe
Yesterday, a co-worker came into my office, planted a document on my desk, leaned over and began explaining it to me. What she didn't realize was that by leaning over, her loose blouse fell open and Hootchie Mama, I saw some things that only her husband and her doctor were entitled to see.
It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. I couldn't look away. I stood up but then I could see even farther down to the tattoos on her stomach.
What should I have done? Should I have said something?
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Help.
To: Xenalyte
Ping the Salacious list, dahlin'.
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posted on
05/10/2006 3:43:55 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
What she didn't realize...She realized it. Go get 'er, boy!!!
3
posted on
05/10/2006 3:44:07 AM PDT
by
Junior_G
To: CholeraJoe
Said nothing and looked at the document under discussion.
To: CholeraJoe
"Don't move. I've got to get my camera so as to be able to share with my buds on FR."
5
posted on
05/10/2006 3:44:34 AM PDT
by
Paladin2
(If the political indictment's from Fitz, the jury always acquits.)
To: CholeraJoe
Why are you yelling for help? People pay good money for this stuff...:)
The correct thing to do is take in an eyeful, and after a discreet period of time, purse your lips and gaze at the ceiling.
6
posted on
05/10/2006 3:44:59 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: CholeraJoe
You should have took pictures for proof. Frankly, I can't believe how lucky you could be this story without some evidence.
7
posted on
05/10/2006 3:44:59 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: xsmommy; secret garden; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Slip18
8
posted on
05/10/2006 3:45:00 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
You've missed one of the maybe half dozen opportunities in your life to imitate a Tex Avery cartoon...
9
posted on
05/10/2006 3:45:22 AM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: CholeraJoe
Best not to acknowledge. If your coworker is the "letigious-type", she could be spoiling for a harrassment suit.
Best to maintain composure, and enjoy the view. (the tattoo would be a definite turnOFF for me)
A person like that (assuming the behavior is intentional) will be their own undoing.
11
posted on
05/10/2006 3:46:32 AM PDT
by
RangerM
To: CholeraJoe
Keep your mouth shut, don't say anything, and if anyone asks, tell them you missed the entire show because your mind was soley focused on the details of the document.
It's BS, and you and I both know it, but that's the way it has to be.
IMHO, she knew exactly what she was showing off. Women do not wear things that expose things if they do not want to have them exposed.
Chances are, while your eyes were bugging three inches out of your skull, her eyes were on your eyes and she was getting off on your reaction.
12
posted on
05/10/2006 3:47:55 AM PDT
by
Ronin
(Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
To: jasoncann
remember it's like looking into the sun.. to long and you'll go blind. With apologies to Bruce Springsteen's Blinded by the Light," But Mamma - That's where the fun is..."
13
posted on
05/10/2006 3:47:55 AM PDT
by
abb
(If it Ain't on FreeRepublic, it Ain't News)
To: CholeraJoe
What should I have done?
14
posted on
05/10/2006 3:48:45 AM PDT
by
nathanbedford
(Attack, repeat, Attack..... Bull Halsey)
To: durasell; RandallFlagg
You've missed one of the maybe half dozen opportunities in your life to imitate a Tex Avery cartoon...I almost did. They were nice, too.
15
posted on
05/10/2006 3:48:58 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe; Lazamataz
How could you pose a question like this and not ping Laz?
You know he's the resident expert on this sort of thing.
L
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posted on
05/10/2006 3:49:31 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Anyone who doesn't demand an immediate end to illegal immigration is aiding the flesh trade.)
To: CholeraJoe
"tattoos on her stomach"
This screams "leave well enough alone". You're not dealing with a lady. Have the looksee and resume business.
17
posted on
05/10/2006 3:49:50 AM PDT
by
timsbella
(Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
To: CholeraJoe
immediately say:
"Mind puttin' the hounds back in the kennel, there sweetheart?"
then get back to work.
18
posted on
05/10/2006 3:50:11 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: CholeraJoe
"What should I have done? Should I have said something?"
Make a Janet Jackson joke.
To: CholeraJoe
Hell's bells junior... why didn't ya grab her ankles?!
20
posted on
05/10/2006 3:51:30 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.”)
To: xcamel
21
posted on
05/10/2006 3:51:37 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
Best course of action in the work place: work. Don't be fishing off the company pier.
22
posted on
05/10/2006 3:52:15 AM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
To: Lurker; Lazamataz
23
posted on
05/10/2006 3:52:31 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
SUE HER!
Sexual harassment works both ways, ya know!
24
posted on
05/10/2006 3:52:55 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: CholeraJoe
GO FER IT! ENJOY!
A couple of years ago a frined and I were in folding chairs at the local, week long 4th of July celebration. He's a little older than me, and was around 58 at the time. We're sitting there and watching the never ending parade of skimpy clad gals. Most were in their late teens, early twenties.
So he's oogling them and drooling. I told him you better be careful, you might get sued. He responded telling me that if the gals are that stupid to dress provocatively, he's at an age where he's gonn stare and have no shame or regrets.
As I'm now in the late 50's I share his outlook.
GO FER IT!
prisoner6
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posted on
05/10/2006 3:53:06 AM PDT
by
prisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts hold the country together as the loose screws of the left fall out)
To: Lurker
LOL... who needs to ping him? He'll be here fast enough.
26
posted on
05/10/2006 3:54:11 AM PDT
by
Ronin
(Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
To: xcamel
27
posted on
05/10/2006 3:54:44 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: CholeraJoe
Told her it was nice to see her, and could she bring that other file.
To: CholeraJoe
You should have said,
"Here honey, let me help you with that".
29
posted on
05/10/2006 3:58:32 AM PDT
by
SR 50
(Larry)
To: CholeraJoe
Do nothing. Apparerantly, when woman do that now days, men shouldn't even notice, and if they do, it shouldn't be a big deal. Haven't they conditioned you yet? heh heh heh.</sarc>
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posted on
05/10/2006 4:02:31 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(Holy shi'ite Osama, what the F-15 was that?)
To: CholeraJoe
Walk out of the office with her and in to a common area where people are.
Sit across from her so that she is not close.
Look directly at her face and/or the report as you talk.
Next time she comes in your office; leave the office door open at all times and/or invite a co-worker to sit with you while you discuss reports, etc.
31
posted on
05/10/2006 4:03:02 AM PDT
by
Cindy
To: prisoner6
Mrs. L and I subscribe to the 'it don't matter how you get the appetite just make sure it comes home for dinner' school of thought on matters like this.
What can I say. It works for us.
L
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posted on
05/10/2006 4:03:16 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Anyone who doesn't demand an immediate end to illegal immigration is aiding the flesh trade.)
To: CholeraJoe
The proper thing to say in a situation like that is "WOOO momma. I wish I had a rack like that on my station wagon".
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posted on
05/10/2006 4:05:27 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Cindy
My office door is almost never closed and wasn't yesterday. Anyone walking by would have gotten the same view that I did. I can't figure out whether it was intentional or not.
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posted on
05/10/2006 4:06:49 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
Ok.
You don't need to figure it out.
Take my suggests as listed above.
35
posted on
05/10/2006 4:08:14 AM PDT
by
Cindy
To: Cindy
36
posted on
05/10/2006 4:08:59 AM PDT
by
Cindy
To: CholeraJoe; anyone
I was wondering just yesterday, why do women get breast implants?
37
posted on
05/10/2006 4:12:12 AM PDT
by
SR 50
(Larry)
To: CholeraJoe
Miss Manners says that the only recourse a gentleman has in such instances is to pretend not to notice...
38
posted on
05/10/2006 4:13:49 AM PDT
by
Ike
To: SeeRushToldU_So
Hard to miss.
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posted on
05/10/2006 4:14:16 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: CholeraJoe
I stood up but then I could see even farther down to the tattoos on her stomach. When you stood up, did she get the point?
40
posted on
05/10/2006 4:14:55 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: CholeraJoe
She knew what she was doing. If you kept your poker face on, didn't show any reaction at all, she was disappointed. She wanted you to say something so she could giggle, grab her chest and fake embarrassment.
41
posted on
05/10/2006 4:15:59 AM PDT
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: SR 50
Self esteem and to make them more attractive to the opposite (or same) sex. I've never known a woman with natural C-cups to complain about her breasts. The smaller ones want to be bigger and the bigger ones want to be smaller.
42
posted on
05/10/2006 4:16:14 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
"Nice tat!"
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posted on
05/10/2006 4:17:10 AM PDT
by
Beckwith
(The liberal media has picked sides and they've sided with the Jihadists.)
To: USS Alaska
Not near that impressive. Sorry.
44
posted on
05/10/2006 4:17:37 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: CholeraJoe
Sounds like you have found a new friend. Good for you. Chances of her not knowing what she was doing are 0.0000001. Now what are you going to do?
45
posted on
05/10/2006 4:18:42 AM PDT
by
jpsb
To: CholeraJoe; Maximus of Texas
Max, you're a businessman with lots of women co-workers. This ever happen to you?
46
posted on
05/10/2006 4:19:54 AM PDT
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: CholeraJoe
You could have sung "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" a la Groucho Marx and stuck your pen in your mouth if you didn't have a cigar.
To: jasoncann
it's like looking into the sun.. to long and you'll go blind.I think you're thinking of something else.
To: Cindy
Or he could send her the lyrics to "Lydia".
To: CholeraJoe
Men that are exhibitionists get thrown in jail.
Was she a teacher in a previous career?
50
posted on
05/10/2006 4:25:20 AM PDT
by
Flyer
(Illegal immigration - There, it's been mentioned, now get back on topic)
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