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Bird Flu Epidemic Strikes Florida Trailer Park
ChronWatch ^
| 5/15/06
Posted on 05/15/2006 7:49:46 AM PDT by areafiftyone
TOPICS: Breaking News; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: birdflu; flamingos; flumingos; gnomes; lastmonthsemailjoke; manbearpig; movedtobreakingnews; notbreakingnews; outbreak; seriallyhugh; silly; thehorror; thisishugh; wasteofbandwidth; zot
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To: areafiftyone
Shouldn't this be in breaking news?
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posted on
05/15/2006 7:50:41 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa)
To: areafiftyone
3
posted on
05/15/2006 7:51:44 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Bayonet the wounded!)
To: areafiftyone
"Drag a flu virus through a trailer park,
and you never know what you'll find!"
To: areafiftyone
5
posted on
05/15/2006 7:57:10 AM PDT
by
glad2bdad
(If you argue for your weaknesses, sure enough, they're yours.)
To: areafiftyone
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
05/15/2006 7:57:41 AM PDT
by
OXENinFLA
To: areafiftyone
8
posted on
05/15/2006 7:58:24 AM PDT
by
RebelBanker
(If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
To: glad2bdad
woo hoooo! My first bird flu zot! LOL
To: areafiftyone
Mayhem, and haw, haw, haw.
10
posted on
05/15/2006 7:59:33 AM PDT
by
Carry_Okie
(There are people in power who are REALLY stupid.)
To: areafiftyone
Funny. (and, for people who don't know. Yes, they do have a lot plastic Flamingos in Florida, they're everywhere)
11
posted on
05/15/2006 8:00:50 AM PDT
by
blam
To: areafiftyone
12
posted on
05/15/2006 8:01:14 AM PDT
by
Mo1
(DEMOCRATS: A CULTURE OF TREASON)
To: Carry_Okie
To: areafiftyone
Oh, the humanity! (Birdity?)
14
posted on
05/15/2006 8:01:19 AM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(Join me! Every night I pray for Global Warming . (And I think it's beginning to work.))
To: areafiftyone
It leaves a fowl stench....
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:02:03 AM PDT
by
heights
To: areafiftyone
OH NO!!!!!
NOT THE FLAMINGOS!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, the HUGH-MANATEE of it all.
17
posted on
05/15/2006 8:02:16 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(eludium PU36 explosive space modulator)
To: areafiftyone
Has it spread from the pink flamingos to lawn gnomes yet? It's very important. It could be the end of lawn gnomes everywhere!!!!!
18
posted on
05/15/2006 8:02:45 AM PDT
by
SpottedBeaver
(Tagline removed by Moderator)
To: areafiftyone
Post of the day!
Please, moderators, do not ZOT this!
19
posted on
05/15/2006 8:05:37 AM PDT
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Control the borders. Control the spending. Confirm the judges. Win the War. -- Hugh Hewitt)
To: areafiftyone
Great! I just get over yellow fever, and now bird flu is running free!
20
posted on
05/15/2006 8:08:41 AM PDT
by
nhoward14
(How do I spell relief? C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E)
To: roaddog727
"Oh, the HUGH-MANATEE of it all."
Now THAT was funny!
21
posted on
05/15/2006 8:14:21 AM PDT
by
FoxRun
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:15:08 AM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(ICE, ICE Baby.)
To: blam
I plan on putting some flamingos in my front yard soon. I live in Georgetown (in DC), and it will really P.O. my stuffy neighbors.
To: AirForceBrat23
I love your sense of humor. I would love to get hold of a pair of plastic flamingos for a similar project.
:)
To: AirForceBrat23
Good idea! I'd add some gnomes and trolls, too, with a wooden facade of a peasant woman bending over as an extra bonus.
To: areafiftyone
lucianne.com had this picture with the caption: "Justifiable Homicide"
26
posted on
05/15/2006 8:21:55 AM PDT
by
Brizick
(Repeal the 17th Amendment)
To: areafiftyone
...so...I go from the Speech tonight to this....BWHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the ROFL!
FLUMINGO???
To: SpottedBeaver; areafiftyone; aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; Dog Gone; Billthedrill; Petronski; ...
Has it spread from the pink flamingos to lawn gnomes yet?There’s a massive gummint coverup of flamingo to gnome transmission.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:24:42 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: areafiftyone
sidebar mod will delete from breaking in 3, 2 , 1....
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:25:49 AM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
To: dinoparty
Don't forget the frogs under umbrellas.
30
posted on
05/15/2006 8:26:18 AM PDT
by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: secret garden
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:26:29 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: dighton
Gnomes, then Lawn Jockeys.
32
posted on
05/15/2006 8:26:40 AM PDT
by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: areafiftyone
To: dighton; areafiftyone; aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; Dog Gone; Billthedrill; Petronski; mikrofon; ...
34
posted on
05/15/2006 8:28:38 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(in keeping with the Florida Motif)
To: areafiftyone
It is spreading!!!!!!!!!!!!
35
posted on
05/15/2006 8:28:53 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(Once a Snowflake, always a Snowflake ! Good luck Tony!)
To: areafiftyone
We found the infected carrier too.
36
posted on
05/15/2006 8:31:34 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: tiredoflaundry
RE: post 35 and 36
HEY! Get outta my head!
37
posted on
05/15/2006 8:32:30 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: areafiftyone
38
posted on
05/15/2006 8:32:36 AM PDT
by
heights
To: The_Victor
LOL! Great minds....... ;-)
39
posted on
05/15/2006 8:33:23 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(Once a Snowflake, always a Snowflake ! Good luck Tony!)
To: areafiftyone
lol
You definately got me.
Hook, line, and sinker.
To: areafiftyone
The Byrd brain of WV needs to get in on this. He is up for re-election.
Oops! I should be kinder to bird brains with the bird flu going around. (Its only a Byrd Flu if it makes people put on white sheets and start liking the initials K.K.K.)
[Note this satire is only for the benefit of Freepers and Lurkers. Any unauthorized use of this reply will be met with (duh!)... who knows...]
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:35:31 AM PDT
by
topher
(Let us return to old-fashioned morality - morality that has stood the test of time...)
To: areafiftyone
42
posted on
05/15/2006 8:39:55 AM PDT
by
firewalk
To: SittinYonder
And in order to contain the spread of this disease we're going to bomb the Canary Islands.
43
posted on
05/15/2006 8:47:20 AM PDT
by
surrey
To: areafiftyone
One Flu over the Cuckoo's Nest 
44
posted on
05/15/2006 8:47:20 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Proud sponsor of FR's Tagline-and-Release Program.)
To: areafiftyone
Does Al Gore know about this yet? Too late!
(AP not breaking) Al Gore announced today that it is global warning, not bird flu, that is responsible for the death of innocent plastic flamingos at a Florida trailer Park. "Poor things, they couldn't take the heat," he is quoted as saying as he wiped tears from his eyes.
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:48:44 AM PDT
by
VRWC_PA
To: areafiftyone
46
posted on
05/15/2006 8:51:24 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: surrey
Under Interrogation, Avian Terrorists Sing: Blasted by Comrades as Yellow
47
posted on
05/15/2006 8:52:02 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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posted on
05/15/2006 8:54:50 AM PDT
by
TomServo
To: VRWC_PA
He's heard. He's calling for an immediate end to Global Swarming.
To: areafiftyone; Tijeras_Slim
We need a little humor on Monday morning. Good one!
50
posted on
05/15/2006 8:55:42 AM PDT
by
CedarDave
(Sleeper trolls are like cicadas - emerge in the heat and contribute nothing but loud annoying noise)
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