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Kenyan Authorities to Preserve Fish Carrying Koranic Message;'God is Communicating with His People'
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| May 14, 2006
Posted on 05/16/2006 11:40:03 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
When I was kid, a woman on my street found a potato that looked like Cardinal Cushing. But then she forgot about it and made a smoked shoulder dinner.
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:02:21 PM PDT
by
Macrinus
To: RexBeach
It was wrapped in Luca Brasi's flak jacket.
To: nickcarraway
LOL!!!
Hey, that's some fish!
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:07:22 PM PDT
by
RexBeach
("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
To: nickcarraway
Isn't there something about a Fish and a Mob hit?
Something like "sleeping with the fishes".
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:08:11 PM PDT
by
Leatherneck_MT
(An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.)
To: nickcarraway
One orkin short of a roe boat, I'd say. Okay, okay, I'll shad up, but not before I say some people really otter sea a brain sturgeon.
To: netmilsmom
Not too much different from the Holy Grilled Cheese with the picture of Mary on it. That wasn't Mary, that was Marlene Dietrich:
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:16:53 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: N. Theknow
Nice to know they've packed it in ice. It'd have quite the muskie smell by the time the call for prayer echoed down from the minnow-ets.
Still, I've gotta think somebody jumped the shark, here, and this whole thing's a lousy shad. Of course, this being the R.O.P. we all know that, even if it's a red herring, the perp's gonna skate.
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:18:10 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.)
To: HKMk23
Wonder where the Mullet Omar stands on this?
Koranic message on a fish?
Could it be Finding Nemo? (Omen spelled backwards)
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:23:13 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: nickcarraway
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son so that whoever believes in Him might not perish but have everlasting life..."
... Then He sent a fish with his name on it. Then a goat with spots in it's fur bearing His holy name. Then He created a pizza that had melted cheese in the face of the true Christ. Then He stained the concrete in a freeway underpass drainage hole to looketh like the Virgin Mary. Then He bade the light shine down upon a car dealership's billboard to look like the true cross.
Verily, the superstitious peasants swalloweth it hook, line, and sinker. Amen.
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:23:52 PM PDT
by
The KG9 Kid
(Semper Fi!)
To: nickcarraway
"Salmon Rushdie" has got to fit into the joke somewhere! Come on, where's you guyses imaginations?
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:26:39 PM PDT
by
Lekker 1
(("Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau" - I. Fisher, Yale Econ Prof, 1929))
To: nickcarraway
In MY language that fishie reads: "Allah wants everyone to know that dead jihadists are reincarnated as fish, to be eaten by bigger badder creatures."
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:26:43 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(General Hayden: I've Never Taken a Domestic Flight That Landed in Waziristan!)
To: nickcarraway
What do you think would happen if a pig with "God is Great" on it's flank turned up?
One can only hope.
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:28:05 PM PDT
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: nickcarraway
Been there...done that
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:30:37 PM PDT
by
Lekker 1
(("Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau" - I. Fisher, Yale Econ Prof, 1929))
To: nickcarraway
I think if I actually thought I'd just landed god in my boat, I'd be inclined to practice "Catch and Release".
Somehow I don't think god would appreciate being stuffed and mounted.
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:33:48 PM PDT
by
Kakaze
(I'm now a single issue voter.....exterminate Al Quaida)
To: Izzy Dunne
By George! I think you ARE correct!
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:34:28 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: nickcarraway
Who's got the movie rights??
Can we make a cartoon about Mohammeds Tuna ?
Tim and Susan - call your agent.
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
And the message is: "All you true believers, walk into the sea, follow me, I will keep you from drowning. Believe in the fish, his scales don't lie"
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posted on
05/16/2006 12:52:48 PM PDT
by
newcthem
(All along I thought I was an American.......now I find that I am just a racist.)
To: nickcarraway
Well these people bow down to a supposed piece of moon rock 5 times a day. I expect no less from them.
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posted on
05/16/2006 1:38:00 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(What's worse, a liberal, or a know it all posing as a Conservative?)
To: nickcarraway
My Jesus-on-toast can beat up his Allah-fish.
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posted on
05/16/2006 2:30:11 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(North American distributor for Mohammed Urinals. Franchises available.)
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