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First sex 'theme park' to open
The Australian ^ | 18 May 2006

Posted on 05/18/2006 4:57:47 AM PDT by Fair Go

THE world's first "theme park" dedicated to sex and relationships is set to open in London's bustling West End later this year, its promoters said today.

Amora: The Academy of Sex and Relationships, featuring "high-tech and interactive exhibits together with new media displays", expects up to 600,000 visitors within its first year in the Trocadero Centre at Piccadilly Circus. "Titillation is not the goal," the promoters – who include sexologist and self-help book author Sarah Brewer – said in a statement, refuting comparisons with museums of erotica in Amsterdam, Barcelona and Paris.

"Our vision is to build a Kinsey-type institute in Europe for Generation X and Y to bring modern thinking around sexuality. ... It truly is the world's first theme park dedicated to sex and relationships."


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: england; homosexualagenda; moralabsolutes; relationships; themepark
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Perhaps Charles and Camilla will perform the official opening!
1 posted on 05/18/2006 4:57:49 AM PDT by Fair Go
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To: Fair Go

Working name: "Magic Mountin'".


2 posted on 05/18/2006 4:59:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Fair Go

"Our vision is to build a Kinsey-type institute in Europe for Generation X and Y to bring modern thinking around sexuality. ... It truly is the world's first theme park dedicated to sex and relationships."

In other words: "We're going to push the deviant behaviors of the homosexual agenda on you and you'll have to like it too."


3 posted on 05/18/2006 5:00:23 AM PDT by kx9088
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To: Fair Go

I wonder what sort of rides they're going to have.


4 posted on 05/18/2006 5:00:53 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: Fair Go
"Our vision is to build a Kinsey-type institute in Europe

Wasn't Kinsey alleged to be some sort of pervert?

5 posted on 05/18/2006 5:00:58 AM PDT by angkor
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To: Fair Go

"Interactive", eh? Hmmmm.


6 posted on 05/18/2006 5:01:15 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Every time you think, you weaken the nation.)
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To: Fair Go

I thought they already had one of these in Arkansas...

...called The Clinton Library.


7 posted on 05/18/2006 5:01:35 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: martin_fierro

Better than the rejected one -- "Six Fags Over Trocadero"


8 posted on 05/18/2006 5:01:40 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
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To: Fair Go
Bla bla bla-

Sex sells. The rest is a facade.
9 posted on 05/18/2006 5:02:39 AM PDT by Red6
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

I wonder what sort of rides they're going to have.



I'm sure there will be a "Merry" go round
with a Chew Chew train.


10 posted on 05/18/2006 5:03:08 AM PDT by WKB (Gal. 6:7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
I wonder what sort of rides they're going to have.

I'd avoid the Fairy-Go-Round and the Super Schwing.

11 posted on 05/18/2006 5:03:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Fair Go
Ferris Wheels and Scat, a powerful and practical union.
12 posted on 05/18/2006 5:05:39 AM PDT by Jaysun (Even with a paddle, shit creek ain't no picnic.)
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To: Cincinatus

House of Whorers.


13 posted on 05/18/2006 5:06:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Fair Go
"Titillation is not the goal,"

In other words, they're out to make sex dull.

14 posted on 05/18/2006 5:06:05 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: Fair Go
"It's a small world after all" is not expected to draw much interest...

However, Shamu and Bush Gardens are expected to be top attractions.
15 posted on 05/18/2006 5:06:40 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: martin_fierro

Avoid "The Fister", as well....


16 posted on 05/18/2006 5:06:53 AM PDT by edpc
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To: Fair Go
THE world's first "theme park" dedicated to sex and relationships

I thought that was Las Vegas.

17 posted on 05/18/2006 5:07:30 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: Fair Go

< calliope music >

SHTUP RIGHT UP!

COME ONE, COME ALL!

< /calliope music >


18 posted on 05/18/2006 5:08:12 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Working name: "Magic Mountin'".

They're also considering "Kinsey's Magic Condom" and "All That Jizz"

19 posted on 05/18/2006 5:09:02 AM PDT by edpc
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To: Fair Go
"...refuting comparisons with museums of erotica in Amsterdam, Barcelona and Paris."

Now in THOSE places, they're only after titillation.

20 posted on 05/18/2006 5:09:26 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Every time you think, you weaken the nation.)
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To: Fair Go
Perhaps Charles and Camilla will perform the official opening!

They shall. First, Charles will read a short story entited "Is Your Husband at Home?". Then they have a nasty little performance they like to call: "The Aristocrats"

21 posted on 05/18/2006 5:09:45 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: martin_fierro

Bob and Ed's Excellent adventure (will be THE most popular ride there)


22 posted on 05/18/2006 5:09:59 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, dance like nobodys watching.)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

"I wonder what sort of rides they're going to have."

The Brokeback Mountain Grunt & Groan?


23 posted on 05/18/2006 5:10:14 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
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To: Fair Go

Mr.Toad's Wild Ride


24 posted on 05/18/2006 5:10:29 AM PDT by loveitor.. ("I will leave with the greatest love for this country of ours..." Ronald Reagan)
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To: Fair Go

A sex theme park? I thought that was called public school?


25 posted on 05/18/2006 5:11:00 AM PDT by Chewbacca (Hell knows no fury than fiery habenaro Dorito's eaten before bedtime.)
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To: Fair Go

What next? A theme park (like this) for little kids.


26 posted on 05/18/2006 5:12:21 AM PDT by navygal (Numbers 6:24-26)
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To: edpc

Beware of the One way ticket on the BuFu Train.


27 posted on 05/18/2006 5:12:38 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: edpc

"Bareassic Park"


28 posted on 05/18/2006 5:13:34 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: Fair Go

Perhaps they should change the name of the town to Sodom or, maybe Gomorrah.


29 posted on 05/18/2006 5:13:40 AM PDT by olezip
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To: Fair Go; najida
"high-tech and interactive exhibits together with new media displays"


30 posted on 05/18/2006 5:15:28 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Fair Go
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride!


31 posted on 05/18/2006 5:17:48 AM PDT by uglybiker (Don't blame me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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To: Fair Go
Amora: The Academy of Sex and Relationships, featuring "high-tech and interactive exhibits together with new media displays

I don't want to know about that part.
32 posted on 05/18/2006 5:19:09 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Support American sovereignty - boycott employers of illegal aliens)
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To: All
Other considered rides....

The Loop de Lube, Human Log Ride, KY Slide, The Zipper (no, wait, that's a real carnival ride.....)

33 posted on 05/18/2006 5:19:41 AM PDT by edpc
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To: angkor

Wasn't Kinsey alleged to be some sort of pervert?

He practiced an "open relationship" regarding his marriage; i.e. sex with multiple partners and even "exploring" homosexuality. He moved his young male lover into his home with him and his wife.

So, yeah...I'd say he was some sort of a pervert.


34 posted on 05/18/2006 5:22:32 AM PDT by no dems (A Winning Campaign Theme for a Conservative in '08: "PUTTING AMERICA FIRST")
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To: Fair Go

Pity the janitor at this place.


35 posted on 05/18/2006 5:30:06 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: edpc

Spankers and Wankers Exhibit.


36 posted on 05/18/2006 5:31:18 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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So, yeah...I'd say he was some sort of a pervert.

Oh my, that is so . . . judgmental!

37 posted on 05/18/2006 5:35:34 AM PDT by madprof98
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» Wasn't Kinsey alleged to be some sort of pervert?

More than just alleged. Kinsey was the prince of perverts!

He's credited as a pioneer in the "sexual revolution" of the '60s-70s. Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, the "free love" hippies and the whole Wymyn's Lib crowd pretty much owe their existence to Kinsey.

38 posted on 05/18/2006 5:36:50 AM PDT by TonyRo76 (American by birth. Patriot by choice. Christian by grace.)
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To: Fair Go
how about this for a name: Warped Kinsey World

CC

39 posted on 05/18/2006 5:37:02 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative ("Minutum Cantorum, Minutum Baloram, Minutum Carboratum Descendam Pantorum")
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To: kx9088

In other words: "We're going to push the deviant behaviors of the homosexual agenda on you and you'll have to like it too."




LOL. I must have missed the place in the article that indicated attendance was mandatory.

Don't you think the folks going there will be well aware of the nature of the place, and will have freely chosen to visit?


40 posted on 05/18/2006 5:40:14 AM PDT by dmz
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

Korea
Phillipines
Thailand
Amsterdam
Vegas
Mexican Border Towns
Etc
It's been done already

These clowns are just going for "Legitimacy" to drive the price up


41 posted on 05/18/2006 5:45:26 AM PDT by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: Fair Go
Generation X and Y to bring modern thinking around sexuality

More like Generation XXX. The only X and Y around will be the DNA residue.

42 posted on 05/18/2006 5:47:38 AM PDT by spall
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To: Fair Go
"Titillation is not the goal,"

Yeah . . . . right . . . . (Dr. Evil voice)

43 posted on 05/18/2006 5:48:44 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: pissant

Ping, figured you would want to be on this thread!


44 posted on 05/18/2006 5:48:51 AM PDT by CSM (Putting government in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children.Protagoras)
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To: Fair Go

Is this entertainment? Science? ARt?

Folly?


45 posted on 05/18/2006 5:52:22 AM PDT by subterfuge (Call me a Jingoist, I don't care...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I'm surprised you are not already on this thread.

How ya been, DeeDee?


46 posted on 05/18/2006 5:55:31 AM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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To: dmz

Just because attendance isn't mandatory doesn't mean that's not what they are really thinking. ;)


47 posted on 05/18/2006 5:57:52 AM PDT by kx9088
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To: CSM

I vow to remain celibate. ;o)


48 posted on 05/18/2006 5:59:43 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
I wonder what sort of rides they're going to have.

Vito's Whack Job

49 posted on 05/18/2006 6:02:27 AM PDT by Maceman (Fake but accurate, and now double-sourced)
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To: Fair Go

Can I ride again???


50 posted on 05/18/2006 6:02:33 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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