FReeper Canteen~Around The World With Our Troops~May 23, 2006

Serving The Best Troops In The World | The Canteen Crew

[Tanniker Smith]

I'm thinking Prince Arn, who was the son of....oh, what's his name?

son of Prince Valiant, who is the Prince of Thule and a Knight of the Round Table. I guess that makes Arn a prince of Thule as well, but not *the* Prince of Thule. (Hmmmmm, hadn't thought about that part.)

[GodBlessUSA]

Yum, Peanutbutter, one of my favorite. No more putting peanutbutter on server. ;)

[jmpmstr4u2]

Thank you... That was an awesome thread.

[Kathy in Alaska]

We have a Red Alert for burning...it's HOT!! It's only 10a and it's supposed to top 70.

[Lady Jag]

As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life...


1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss..the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A yahoo said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

11. He was depressed. His doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will.  He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

15.  Now remember! You don't stop laughing because you grow old--You grow old because you stop laughing!!

16  Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive.

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

I suppose I've missed you, but GOOD AFTERNOON, MS B. ((HUGS)) You and Moxie be careful out there.

[StarCMC]

Excellent field trip today, LM!! Thank you!! *HUGS!*

[StarCMC]

Very funny stuff LJ! *HUGS!*

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hey, Jumpmaster....welcome to the Canteen. Have you been to or through Thule? Really enjoyed all your reports from the sandbox. Thanks for your service to our country.

[Fawnn]

[tomkow6]

Afternoon, Star!....Just get up????

[jmpmstr4u2]

Hey Kathy,

How are you? Long time!!! What is Thule?

[tomkow6]

Base in Greenland.

[Lady Jag]

Hugs!

[Gucho]

Getting warmer starting tomorrow:

Wednesday: Partly Sunny High: 75 Low: 45

Thursday: Chance of T-Showers High: 74 Low: 54

Friday: Partly Sunny High: 77 Low: 53

Saturday: Partly Sunny High: 79 Low: 53

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Hope, for today's Pledge. Thanks to you, AfghanMan and Penguin Girl, for your parts in helping keep all of us free and safe.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Oops! Thule Air Base, Greenland is today's field trip for the Canteen. In all your years in service, where have you been that you liked the best (aside from the circumstances)?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Auntie Fawnn......what were you thinking??? Sparklies??? LOL!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Bear-naked in Britain: A bear mask lies on the steps at Peter's Hill in London after nude, masked PETA activists demanded the Queen's palace guards relinquish their headgear -- ceremonial bearskin hats.