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Couric Concludes Coupons and Cuts Key to Crunch
Today Show/NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

Posted on 05/23/2006 8:55:22 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest

by Mark Finkelstein

May 23, 2006

Sometimes you just want to throw up your hands. Interviewing another big oil exec this morning, Katie Couric's proposed solution to high gas prices was to repeal the laws of supply and demand . . . just a little bit.

Whereas Matt Lauer took a while in his interview of another oil exec to get around to his price-cutting point, Katie wasted no time. Interviewing Shell Oil President John Hofmeister, Katie's opening salvo was

"I am just wondering, you and many other oil companies are posting record high profits, of course. And while the average consumer is hurting. I am wondering, Mr. Hofmeister, would it help the long term reputation and value of your company and shareholders if you could feel the pain that consumers were feeling and decrease the wholesale value of gasoline? Is that something you would ever consider?"

In responding, Hofmeister made the obvious point that had somehow escaped Katie: "Lowering the wholesale price would really put a run on our gas and we would run out. The market sets the prices. We follow the markets."

What's particularly remarkable about Couric's inability to consider the market implications of her suggestion is that, no more than a minute before making it, Katie herself in introducing the segment had reported that:

"Oil supply is having a tough time keeping up with demand. The world produces 85 million barrels of oil a day but consume 84 million barrels a day."

Katie, don't you get it? Demand is 84 million barrels AT CURRENT PRICES. Demand is e-l-a-s-t-i-c. If you lower prices, you increase demand. If there's only a one million barrel supply cushion, any significant price decrease will inevitably result in shortages! Ar-g-g-g-h!!

Hofmeister later mentioned that "We have six million people a day who come through our stations" and claimed "we care about every one of them." Katie jumped at the opening:

"If you care about people, you know that consumers are really struggling with this. [Is] there is no middle ground to give them a rebate to help them out while enjoying profits to reinvest for future earnings?"

Again, Hofmeister had to bring Katie back to economic reality. "I wish there was. In a commodity marketplace where supply and demands prevail, even public policy could not help. The windfall profits tax in the 1980s was a failure and set up problems today. Public policy is important to the oil industry especially in terms of getting more supply. If we can bring more supply to the American people, that will go a long way to meeting the demand."

Katie: "How will you do that?"

Hofmeister: "We would like to see the Congress give us permission to explore on the outer continental shelf."

Couric: "Environmentalists have a big issue with that."

Hofmeister: "And we will do whatever public policy says. But if we can't access the 100 billion barrels out there, it will lead to a tougher supply situation."

Katie got in one last shot: "In closing, this Memorial Day weekend when people are filling up their gas tanks and cursing you out, what would you say to them?"

Hofmeister: "Drive slower. You will get more mileage."

That wasn't sufficiently remorseful for Katie: "You must have something else to say."

Hofmeister: "We don't like the high prices anymore than consumers do."

Katie, next time you do a segment on the latest diet fad [and last night on the supermarket checkout line I saw - no joke - a cover story in Woman's Weekly Magazine for . . . The Da Vinci Code Diet!], why not suggest to the diet guru that the laws of gravity be ever-so-slightly altered to give the obese a break? It would make as much sense as your demand for a suspension of the laws of supply and demand!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beyondstupid; cbsnewsanchor; dumberthanarock; economics; gasprices; hofmeister; johnhofmeister; katiecolonic; katiecouric; shelloil; supplydemand; todayshow
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1 posted on 05/23/2006 8:55:24 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: Behind Liberal Lines; Miss Marple; an amused spectator; netmilsmom; Diogenesis; YaYa123; MEG33; ...

Today Show/NewsBusters ping.


2 posted on 05/23/2006 8:55:50 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show Since 2002 So You Don't Have To.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

WOW..is she stupid or what?


3 posted on 05/23/2006 8:58:05 AM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Illegal Aliens....STFU!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Katie's lack of knowledge of basic economic principles is stunning. Maybe it isn't her as much as her staff who write the interview questions.

Nevertheless, it boggles my mind.


4 posted on 05/23/2006 8:59:17 AM PDT by iceskater (One person's mess is another person's filing system.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

She's an idiot. She's the perfect replacement for Rather.

5 posted on 05/23/2006 9:00:01 AM PDT by Fintan (Okay, sometimes I don't read all the articles.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Is there such a thing as laugh out loud stupid? This woman is going to anchor a nightly network news program!!!


6 posted on 05/23/2006 9:00:45 AM PDT by Bahbah (“KERRY LIED!! SCHOLARLY ATTRIBUTION DIED!!!”)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
It's a shame, because we like to think these things are not true, but she gives merit to that old joke;

"A woman's mouth is only good for one thing, and talkin' ain't it!"

7 posted on 05/23/2006 9:01:21 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

Now that is an insult to stupid people everywhere.


8 posted on 05/23/2006 9:01:57 AM PDT by jess35
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
It's pretty funny to see Katie trying to show she's, like, SMART, ya know! And she knows a lot about this oil stuff, too! She comes off like someone who didn't understand that morning's talking points, just read them and cackled "I've got him NOW!"

This reminded me of Lesley Stahl when she confronted, I think, Colin Powell: "But the supply lines are cut off! The lines are exposed!" She looked like she had NO idea what she was talking about.

This article does a good job of exposing her shallowness, but I found this line really grating:

"We have six million people a day who come through our stations" and claimed "we care about every one of them."

Uh, no, you don't. But that's okay.

9 posted on 05/23/2006 9:02:23 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (An immigration-thread-free FReeper as of...now!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Paging Milton Freidman..... Stat!!!
10 posted on 05/23/2006 9:04:30 AM PDT by llevrok (Stop the Latin Insurgents !!!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Jim Kramer was right on the money the other day on Meet the Depressed when he said the Exxon CEO was worth more and deserved his paycheck vs. Katie and her soon to be former job at NBC. Russert look like he had just been whacked on the head after Kramer said that.


11 posted on 05/23/2006 9:04:41 AM PDT by The South Texan (The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Perhaps President Gore could lower gravity, then cars would get better mileage.


12 posted on 05/23/2006 9:06:49 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: jess35

LOL!!! you're right.


13 posted on 05/23/2006 9:07:55 AM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Illegal Aliens....STFU!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I understand that people will think she is stupid, but above and beyond that, she is brain-washed. That's the media for you and here is a perfect case in point.


14 posted on 05/23/2006 9:08:08 AM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: dead
Perhaps President Gore could lower gravity, then cars would get better mileage.

Shouldn't no problem for the Gorebot; after all, he did invent gravity.
15 posted on 05/23/2006 9:09:23 AM PDT by JamesP81
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Katie Couric is Walter Cronkite's replacement.

And that's the way it is.


16 posted on 05/23/2006 9:09:27 AM PDT by Loyal Buckeye
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To: The South Texan
Jim Kramer was right on the money the other day on Meet the Depressed when he said the Exxon CEO was worth more and deserved his paycheck vs. Katie and her soon to be former job at NBC. Russert look like he had just been whacked on the head after Kramer said that.

Do you have a transcript of that?

17 posted on 05/23/2006 9:12:37 AM PDT by Christian4Bush (FreeRepublic and Rush Limbaugh: kevlar protection from the Drive-By Media.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Dumbest headline ever.


18 posted on 05/23/2006 9:13:34 AM PDT by Theo
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To: Theo

Thank you. I work hard to create headlines that are as dumb as possible, and am delighted to learn that, at least in your eyes, I have succeeded beyond my wildest expectations.


19 posted on 05/23/2006 9:15:45 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show Since 2002 So You Don't Have To.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

She's so "perky" - like an overheated teapot.


20 posted on 05/23/2006 9:19:07 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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