Dull Hillary Stumbles And The Memory Of Bill Lingers

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 5-24-2006 | Francis Harris

[blam]

Al Gore wrote her speech?

[Vermonter]

Al Gore wrote her speech?

Sounds like he taught her how to deliver it, too!

[Diogenesis]

[twoputt]

...geologic carbon sequestration...

Bet you can't say that three times fast.

[mojo114]

Dull---Duh---

[BARLF]

That sort of ambiguity feeds America's fascination with Mrs Clinton.

Guess I don't know the meaning of fascination

[isthisnickcool]

Hillary is upset, she can't concentrate, she can't keep from thinking of Al Gore. She knows she can't beat the man. Hillary knows that Gore killed Manbearpig and everyone is super-stoked on him, even if they don't know it....

[rod1]

Is Geologic Carbon Sequestration a new method of estimating the amount of ice tea AlGore has consumed?

[shrinkermd]

What always amazes me is this woman has the reputation as being one of the smartest in America. Actually, if you read what she says--even her first famous speech at her college graduation--it sounds tedious, dull and almost devoid of real thought.

The RATS are about to crown this woman as their leader without realizing her grave limitations both as a candidate and as a potential President.

[Humidston]

immaculately coiffured New York senator

HA! That's not what we've heard here on FR.

[Past Your Eyes]

She is only slightly more insufferable than the bent one. I never in a million years will understand how some people think that fool is charming.

[Cicero]

Brilliant two paragraphs in this article, as only the Brits can do it:

It began well enough. Resplendent in a lemon yellow two-piece and expensively bejewelled, her star power was plain the moment she entered the room. Everywhere, necks craned for a sight of the immaculately coiffured New York senator.

But then she lost it. The half-hour speech was achingly dull, a meandering lecture on energy policy which left the audience stifling yawns.

I'll bet this isn't the way it will be reported in the Washington Post or the NY Times.

[griswold3]

Are you cereal??

[rod1]

It sounds like a part of Helen Thomas's annual medical checkup.

[Theresawithanh]

This was fun to read. She not only needs a face transplant, she needs a charisma transplant.

If she runs, and I think she will, election 2008 could be fun!

[Atlas Sneezed]

Which one of us needs a bra? (He has been putting back on his post surgery weight, huh?)

[Inspectorette]

Ol' Bill needs a Manzeer - his boobs are almost as big as his girlfriend's.

[KarlInOhio]

Guess I don't know the meaning of fascination

Definitions of fascination on the Web:
the state of being intensely interested (as by awe or terror)

Yeah, being interested in what scheme she has based on terror would describe my facination with her.

[Don Corleone]

(she has raised more than £10 million for a senate re-election battle which will cost far less)

And current law will allow her to keep the unused funds for her 2008 adventure.

[danamco]

Playing "pocket Billiard"???