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Iowahawk: STOP THE LIES
Iowahawk | 05/23/2006 | Iowahawk

Posted on 05/23/2006 7:27:22 PM PDT by dighton

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To: Shermy
Hey, this guy went to school with Ferris Bueller:

but it was on Bueller's day off.

41 posted on 05/23/2006 8:09:52 PM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.")
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To: dighton

Funny, though the Burger King guy pings my gaydar too.


42 posted on 05/23/2006 8:10:50 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: Revel

You forgot capt. norm. he's class of 98 too.


43 posted on 05/23/2006 8:10:57 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: capt. norm
Fortunately no beer was wasted in this episode.

Sing praises to the Beer Gods for THAT!

44 posted on 05/23/2006 8:11:57 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (An immigration-thread-free FReeper as of...now!)
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To: A message
Until the Burger King meets the guillotine I'll never eat there again.

Someone posted a pic of him from one of those ads. It's of a guy answering the front door and that Burger King is there, and the words "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" were printed below.

I'm surprised my hair didn't turn white from that...

45 posted on 05/23/2006 8:13:24 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (An immigration-thread-free FReeper as of...now!)
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To: JeanS
You forgot capt. norm. he's class of 98 too.

I might have signed up in '98 but but I don't have any class. I'm hoping some will rub off on me.

46 posted on 05/23/2006 8:13:52 PM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.")
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To: dighton

Hilarious. IowaHawk strikes again.


47 posted on 05/23/2006 8:14:15 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: dighton
ROFLMAO!!!


Titled: My Ranger School Class

48 posted on 05/23/2006 8:15:59 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: capt. norm
And it'll be a couple days before they realize they've been had.

Maybe Will Pitt will do one of his bloviating essays vouching for this guy and try to get back in DU's good graces after his latest Fitzmas fairy tale.

49 posted on 05/23/2006 8:16:21 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: satchmodog9

Click the story link and check the face of empire. Make sure you aren't drinking anything.


50 posted on 05/23/2006 8:17:19 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: Darkwolf377

LOL


51 posted on 05/23/2006 8:19:47 PM PDT by A message
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To: justshutupandtakeit

Another fraud taken down. That Burger King dude gives me the willies.


52 posted on 05/23/2006 8:22:08 PM PDT by satchmodog9 (Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
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To: SteveMcKing

Talking about yourself again, Steve?


53 posted on 05/23/2006 8:22:50 PM PDT by stands2reason
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To: satchmodog9
The it isn't just me.

That Burger King character is way too freaky. There is just something absolutely morbid about him. I immediately wondered why Burger King would make such an advertising mistake.

On the other hand, my five-year-old granddaughter thinks he's neat. They must be targeting a much younger age group.

54 posted on 05/23/2006 8:27:24 PM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.")
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To: capt. norm
Fortunately no beer was wasted in this episode.

I wish I could have said the same about my glass of water when I read this gem!

That day the Fort had a surprise visitor: Condoleezza Rice. She was in Texas to help Halliburton plan the Iraq invasion at Bush's nearby ranch, and had decided to check out the "fresh meat" at camp. As I waded through the muck, I heard her voice ring out - "him... him... oooo, definitely him." I looked up and saw Rice pointing at me, her eyes hungrily caressing my camos. She had personally selected me for Advanced SpecOps Ranger Superkiller training at King's Island Ohio, and a number of other 'duties' which you can read about in next month's Penthouse Forum.

55 posted on 05/23/2006 8:28:24 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: dighton
I had several good laughs while reading ... classic Iowahawk.

The use of Bueller and fake Ranger allusions were perfect.

56 posted on 05/23/2006 8:32:14 PM PDT by Eagle9
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To: capt. norm

Hey, whatcha doin' with a pic of Richard Feynman up there?


57 posted on 05/23/2006 8:36:46 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: MHGinTN
Hey, whatcha doin' with a pic of Richard Feynman up there?

OK. You have my curiosity at full alert.

Inquiring minds want to know.

58 posted on 05/23/2006 8:38:53 PM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.")
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To: Darkwolf377
That Burger King dude gives me nightmares!

Not as scary as this Burger King guy!

59 posted on 05/23/2006 8:40:56 PM PDT by uglybiker (Don't blame me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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To: uglybiker

I got chills...


60 posted on 05/23/2006 8:51:15 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (An immigration-thread-free FReeper as of...now!)
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