THE LARCH
Posted on 05/27/2006 5:16:30 AM PDT by aculeus
BRITAIN’S most notorious illegal collector of rare birds’ eggs has fallen to his death after losing his footing as he climbed a tree in a Yorkshire wood.
Colin Watson, 63, a father of three from Selby, was three-quarters of the way up a 40ft larch near Campsall, Doncaster, when he slipped and fell.
It is not known which species he was hoping to add to his collection that proved his downfall. His family said last night that he had climbed the tree only to take photographs. But to the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds, Watson was public enemy No 1. He had a string of convictions spanning 14 years for an activity that has been illegal under the Wildlife and Countryside Act since 1981. He last appeared in court ten years ago.
The former power station worker travelled the country in search of additions to his collection. He is believed to have specialised in the eggs of birds of prey and rare crows. The height of his infamy was when he travelled to Loch Garten in Scotland and took a chainsaw to a tree that contained the nest — and probably the eggs — of an osprey.
After a raid on his home in 1985, the RSPB found more than 2,200 eggs in his house and in that of his disabled son. Specimens included golden eagle, osprey, sparrowhawk and red kite. The society confiscated most of them.
Brought before Selby magistrates in April 1985, charged with illegally possessing the collection, Watson claimed that all but 16 of his eggs had been collected before the introduction of the 1981 Act that banned the practice.
He was still found guilty and fined £1,700 after the court doubted whether the data cards he produced listing the date and place of each egg’s collection were genuine. He successfully appealed, but did not get his collection back.
Graham Madge, of the RSPB, said: “He was more than a little bit of a nuisance to us. He had been an active collector for many years. There are a number of very eager egg collectors and he was one of them; they target the nests of some of the most rare breeding birds and steal their eggs. This is a tragic incident and we would not have wanted him to end his career in such a terrible way.”
South Yorkshire Police said that there are no suspicious circumstances surrounding the fall. The coroner has been informed and an inquest will be held.
THE LARCH
And now, The Larch....The Larch
There is nothing better than dying while immersed in the hobby you love most.
Yet another journalist lying to get a better headline. It wasn't a 40 foot fall but a 30 foot fall. Never the less, the result was the same.
Karma, Kramer!
Yep, it's not the fall that kills you, it's that sudden stop at the end.....
He lurched off the larch?
LOL. Or maybe he was practicing his swan dive :)
Now number three...The Larch.
Or maybe he was practicing his swan dive :)
Someone was egging him on.
He was poaching.
I see other people saw the same training film as I . . .
Someone was egging him on.
He was poaching.
Well, no wonder he fell. Imagine trying to climb with a
pot of boiling water in one hand.
Gravity claims another victim!
compulsory in my childhood home. I'm the man I am today because of it
Eggzactly!!!!!
Call in Inspector Barnaby! That was no accident, but deliberate murder, Troy!
"I never wanted to do this in the first place! I... I wanted to be...
A LUMBERJACK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
I'll stick to keeping tropical fish.
Perhaps he was LAUNCHED off the Larch while eating his lunch.
I don't get the yolk.
If only the bird had displayed the advantages of not being seen...
I think this thread is going to branch off in quite a few directions.
"Let go of my egg, ohhhhhhh!"
Yeah, I think I'll leave...
what is the vertical descent rate of a fully laden egg thief?
wwwhattt??? AGGGHHHH!!!!!!
You're right. There's no eggscuse for such shoddy editing/reporting.
The wonderful Freep. Do you think we're the funniest site around?
I'll bet we've got more of a sense of humor than the DUmmies.
LOL! That's a great tagline.
Well, this untimely fall should propell Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones into first place for the "seniors tree climbing event!!"
".......after the court doubted whether the data cards he produced listing the date and place of each egg’s collection were genuine."
The state didn't prove him guilty he just couldn't prove he was innocent. Now that sets justice on its head. He won on appeal but didn't get his collection back. You gotta love the enviro-justice system of Great Britian. Save the green the people be damned.
He had a string of convictions spanning 14 years for an activity that has been illegal under the Wildlife and Countryside Act since 1981.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
I wonder if this guy was the model for that episode?
Alas, he was not a bad egg.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
He was definitely egged-on by euro-environmentalists!
Tree climbers in Britain have fallen on hard times!
Eggsactly!
That's exactly what we said at Uncle Charlie's funeral after he was shot by a jealous husband. ;-)
I fell off a 40-foot ladder yesterday. From the bottom rung. :)
Yeah, my thoughts egg-zactly.
My question was about the incident in which the collection was taken not any other event.
The author left out that he fell into a 10 foot hole at the base of the tree. What are the odds, huh?
How egg-cruciatingly awful.
( . . a good mystery for kids involving egg thieves . . .)
BRITAIN’S most notorious illegal collector of rare birds’ eggs has fallen to his death after losing his footing as he climbed a tree in a Yorkshire wood.
Graham Madge, of the RSPB, said: “He was more than a little bit of a nuisance to us. He had been an active collector for many years. There are a number of very eager egg collectors and he was one of them; they target the nests of some of the most rare breeding birds and steal their eggs. This is a tragic incident and we would not have wanted him to end his career in such a terrible way.”
If God had wanted man to fly Mr. Wint...
Why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here.
14 convictions is pretty good circumstantial evidence that he has a propensity for poaching.
Or rather 'had'
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