Olivia's beau 'spotted alive in Mexico'

The Daily Telegraph ^ | 05jun06 | By Nick Papps in Cabo San Lucas

[Rte66]

Olivia's beau 'spotted alive in Mexico'

OLIVIA Newton-John's missing boyfriend Patrick McDermott is believed to be alive and living in Mexico.

A Daily Telegraph investigation in Mexico has found three separate witnesses who have seen McDermott on Mexico's remote Baja Peninsula as recently as 10 days ago.

McDermott is now suspected of faking his death on a fishing trip last year to escape mounting debts and possible jail time over thousands of dollars in unpaid child support.

The sightings come as a grand jury prepares to investigate the disappearance of McDermott, who was Newton-John's boyfriend for nine years.

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[dmz]

You might be taking this a tad more seriously than the rest of us.

Not to say that's a bad thing ...

[Rte66]

Not a Mexican one - and they're good, as well as cheap. Maybe he thinks he's invisible.

[12B]

remote Baja Peninsula??????

[reagan_fanatic]

Or...

[Rte66]

Umm, seriesly? You want me to cry, maybe?

[expatguy]

He looks Chinese

[MrNeutron1962]

I saw Elvis in a UFO!!!!

But Art Bell said it wasn't really him, because he is really working for the Nevada DOT. Which, according to Opus the Penguin, "Explains the twin decline of both Rock Music and the Nevada Highway System".

[elli1]

Interesting theory that--Now that Scotty has gone to the Big Heather Patch in the sky, Sulu is in control of the Transporter & he beamed McDermott up so's Scotty would have a drinking buddy? Makes perfect sense!

[Jambe]

What is this !

Is somebody trying to play the visual version of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"? :)

[Rte66]

Part of that really is, down the mid-coast of it - the Baja Sur. Even down on the southern coast between the two Cabos, it looks like the craters of the moon. Desert cactus all the way to the Gulf of California. But nice surf.

[dmz]

Umm, seriesly? You want me to cry, maybe?
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LOL. Only if that's how you get your kicks.

[LIConFem]

Hmmm... I've been abducted 11 times, and I've never once seen Elvis. But I did once cut open a tomato and see a likeness of Opus the Penguin.

And I thought it was Janis Joplin who worked for the Nevada Highway system.

Oh, Lord, wontcha ya buy me a Mercades Benz,...

[Rte66]

Big Heather Patch? You mean Sir Paul's going to take 'er back? Say it ain't so.

[Fairview]

Thanks for the reminder. I had forgotten how very gay white guys look when they do that Miami-California thing.

[elli1]

[Rte66]

Who thinx chix on Rte66 get their kix *cryin'*?

[jebeier]

Maybe he wanted to live in Grease..............

Please, Mister, Please.... stop!

[Red Badger]

Or maybe he wanted to fly a B-17...............

[elli1]

He looks Chinese.

Oh crap. You're right. This is gonna' spread the Freepatrol a little thin, ya' know. McDee prolly hopped a submarine in Cabo & is somewhere in the warrens of Hong Kong or Shanghai by now. :(

[Toby06]

Back in '83, all i wanted to do was get "physical" with her!!