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To: LIConFem
I saw Elvis in a UFO!!!!

But Art Bell said it wasn't really him, because he is really working for the Nevada DOT. Which, according to Opus the Penguin, "Explains the twin decline of both Rock Music and the Nevada Highway System".
27 posted on 06/05/2006 5:21:50 AM PDT by MrNeutron1962
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To: MrNeutron1962
Hmmm... I've been abducted 11 times, and I've never once seen Elvis. But I did once cut open a tomato and see a likeness of Opus the Penguin.

And I thought it was Janis Joplin who worked for the Nevada Highway system.

Oh, Lord, wontcha ya buy me a Mercades Benz,...
32 posted on 06/05/2006 5:26:26 AM PDT by LIConFem (It is by will alone I set my mind in motion...)
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To: MrNeutron1962
I saw Elvis in a UFO!!!!

Elvis didn't die.

He just went home.

Becki

46 posted on 06/05/2006 11:32:39 AM PDT by Becki (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.)
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