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Caption Photo (Ted Kennedy)
Reuters ^ | Tue Jun 6, 4:17 PM ET | Larry Downing

Posted on 06/07/2006 9:23:46 AM PDT by april15Bendovr

U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA) gestures during a news conference on Capitol Hill to discuss same-sex marriages June 6, 2006. The Senate is debating a constitutional amendment that would ban same-sex marriage and are expected to vote on it this week.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: capecodorca; caption; chappaquiddick; chivasregal; choke; loser; theswimmer
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1 posted on 06/07/2006 9:23:48 AM PDT by april15Bendovr
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To: april15Bendovr

Looks like he needs a neck brace.


2 posted on 06/07/2006 9:24:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Swimmer.)
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To: april15Bendovr
"I think I have grown my 7th chin..."
3 posted on 06/07/2006 9:24:56 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: april15Bendovr

"My throat's a little dry. I need a drink."


4 posted on 06/07/2006 9:25:25 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: april15Bendovr

"Geez, I'm a putz!"


5 posted on 06/07/2006 9:25:29 AM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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To: april15Bendovr

"I wonder where I left my pants."


6 posted on 06/07/2006 9:25:48 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The moving finger writes and, having writ, moves on......)
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To: april15Bendovr
Well,er,ah...who do ya have to scr*w to get a drink around here?
7 posted on 06/07/2006 9:26:00 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: april15Bendovr

There is a subliminal message in that picture...


8 posted on 06/07/2006 9:26:05 AM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: Old Grumpy

"Looks like Barney and I are a little too close on this issue"!


9 posted on 06/07/2006 9:26:12 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: april15Bendovr

"Where did I put that bottle of Chivas?"


10 posted on 06/07/2006 9:26:22 AM PDT by A message
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To: april15Bendovr

WWMJD:
What Would Mary Joe Do?


11 posted on 06/07/2006 9:26:56 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances and it advances relentlessly freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Old Grumpy
U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA)

U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-TOX)

There, fixed it.

12 posted on 06/07/2006 9:26:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Swimmer.)
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To: april15Bendovr

how dry i am
how wet i'll be
if i don't find
the men's room key


13 posted on 06/07/2006 9:27:08 AM PDT by camle (Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Hmm. My throat is swollen. Is it time to take up knitting?"


14 posted on 06/07/2006 9:27:44 AM PDT by Gorzaloon
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To: april15Bendovr

"Is that an orange skittle?"


15 posted on 06/07/2006 9:28:34 AM PDT by xpertskir
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To: april15Bendovr

Liver speaking: "Whew, it's nice to take a short break here from processing Mr. Kennedy's liquor."


16 posted on 06/07/2006 9:28:41 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
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To: april15Bendovr

17 posted on 06/07/2006 9:29:16 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
18 posted on 06/07/2006 9:29:46 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: april15Bendovr
Decisions. Decisions. Vodka or Gin? Hummm....


19 posted on 06/07/2006 9:29:52 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Brett66
WWMJD: What Would Mary Joe Do? ----- Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
20 posted on 06/07/2006 9:30:32 AM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: P-40
There is a subliminal message in that picture...

Yep, even the kid realizes what scumbags Democrats really are.

21 posted on 06/07/2006 9:30:47 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
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To: april15Bendovr

"Let's see, subvert America or subvert America today?"


22 posted on 06/07/2006 9:31:11 AM PDT by jw777
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To: jw777

"most sperm doesn't taste like this"


23 posted on 06/07/2006 9:32:20 AM PDT by Youngman442002
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To: april15Bendovr

"hmmmmm where are my car keys..."


24 posted on 06/07/2006 9:32:23 AM PDT by fhlh (Polls are for Strippers.)
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To: april15Bendovr

I don't have a Kennedy Kaption.

However, I did notice the Democratic Party Platform being promoted by the guy behind him.


25 posted on 06/07/2006 9:35:01 AM PDT by Beckwith (The liberal media has picked sides and they've sided with the Jihadists.)
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To: fhlh

"Hmmm. . if I vote "yes," I'd be following the laws of God and man. But if I vote "no," Barney won't do that thing with his tongue, and I won't get invited to any more Hollywood parties. "No," it is, then."


26 posted on 06/07/2006 9:35:56 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
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To: april15Bendovr
"That Queer behind me is looking at my butt!"

"Wonder if he would be gentle with me?"


27 posted on 06/07/2006 9:37:54 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: april15Bendovr

"Hmmm...that chick in the first row looks mighty fine..."


28 posted on 06/07/2006 9:37:56 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: april15Bendovr

"Geez, did my son really say that? What does he know about, errahh, blacks?"


29 posted on 06/07/2006 9:39:12 AM PDT by exit82 (If Democrats can lead, then I'm Chuck Norris.)
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To: april15Bendovr

He's on to me.


30 posted on 06/07/2006 9:40:34 AM PDT by Huck (Hey look, I'm still here.)
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To: april15Bendovr

Choking a Chicken


31 posted on 06/07/2006 9:41:07 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: april15Bendovr
The Thinker


The Drinker


32 posted on 06/07/2006 9:42:00 AM PDT by Rastus
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To: april15Bendovr

"I always vote NO !!"


33 posted on 06/07/2006 9:42:05 AM PDT by Jake The Goose (My McCain story - once again)
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To: april15Bendovr

Oh, @#$%! Did I leave the liquor cabinet key in Patrick's car again?


34 posted on 06/07/2006 9:43:18 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: april15Bendovr

"I sure wish I could find a way to keep my gut from dragging on the ground when I walk"


35 posted on 06/07/2006 9:43:26 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: april15Bendovr


"If I leave her in there, she should have enough air to survive until I can go knock down a few drinks, smoke a few cigars and then contact the, ahhh, authorities..."
36 posted on 06/07/2006 9:44:06 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Support American sovereignty - boycott employers of illegal aliens)
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To: april15Bendovr

"Uh, now let me think. Uh, it's 'liquor before beer never fear, uh, beer before liquor never been sicker'. Or is it the other way around? Uh, I can't remembah."


37 posted on 06/07/2006 9:44:37 AM PDT by The Inspector
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To: dead

Holy crap! That makes my head hurt!


38 posted on 06/07/2006 9:45:30 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Amnesty for speeders! Driving the speed Americans won't go.)
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To: april15Bendovr

Lets see, what lie did I tell before. I could have been drunk, I could have been under the table in that restaurant playing grab axx with the waitress. Lets have a time out while I oonsult legal talent.


39 posted on 06/07/2006 9:49:57 AM PDT by hgro
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To: GreenAccord
Holy crap! That makes my head hurt!

Sorry. Maybe this one will help:


40 posted on 06/07/2006 9:51:21 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: april15Bendovr
"Yes, Senator, that's it! That pose says you care. Hold it ... good ... got it."

Photog then turns to his helper and says, "Finally! I'm almost out of battery. I thought we'd never get an 'I care' expression out of him. Next time, don't forget the Chivas."

41 posted on 06/07/2006 9:57:04 AM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: april15Bendovr

"F**k, I think I swallowed one of my f***ing tongues".


42 posted on 06/07/2006 10:03:22 AM PDT by DungeonMaster
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To: april15Bendovr

"Er-ah, er-ah, doesn't that arse-howl behind me that we caun't possibly vote "no" on reparations...er-ah, er-ah, some FReeper probably paid him a $1 to hold that sign. Obviously, he's a product of my stand on public school education..."
43 posted on 06/07/2006 10:04:07 AM PDT by meandog (If I were to draw the odious Islamic prophet Muhammad, he would have horns, a tail, and a pitchfork!)
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To: meandog

"Darn, I think I've swallowed some of my B.S.!"


44 posted on 06/07/2006 10:20:12 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: TexasCajun
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"I think I just swallowed my tongue."
45 posted on 06/07/2006 10:38:59 AM PDT by Old Seadog (Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
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To: Rastus
The Thinker & The Drinker!

Too funny.

46 posted on 06/07/2006 10:43:24 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: april15Bendovr

47 posted on 06/07/2006 10:50:24 AM PDT by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: april15Bendovr
Here is a more current picture of the "Swimmer".


48 posted on 06/07/2006 11:17:19 AM PDT by rapture-me
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To: april15Bendovr

Leave me alone! Leave me alone! I'm, sincerely plotting great harm to chillins, so go away! Sinerely: Boozebutt Teddy


49 posted on 06/07/2006 11:39:04 AM PDT by Waco
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50 posted on 06/07/2006 5:56:08 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Try Jesus--If you don't like Him, satan will always take you back.)
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