CAPTION PATRICK KENNEDY!

AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 06-06-06 | AP Via Yahoo News

[petercooper]

Rep. Patrick Kennedy, D-R.I., center, speaks to Rep. Sam Farr, D-Calif., left, during the House Appropriations Committee meeting on Capitol Hill, Tuesday, June 6, 2006, in Washington. Kennedy, the Rhode Island Democrat can expect the scrutiny to hit new levels as he seeks to put his personal life and political career back on track after crashing his car and spending nearly a month in drug treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Seated at the back is Rep. John Murtha, D-Penn. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

[petercooper]

"Dude, I can't wait to go back to rehab. It was a blast. What'd I miss around here?"

Murtha in background- Hmmmmm, wonder how many Marines I can smear today......

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

The guy has loser written all over him.

RI should be auctioned off and sold to the highest bidder just for electing this scumbag.

[2banana]

"Dude! Good thing they didn't force me to take a breathalyser...Laws are for the little people."

[CSM43]

"Am I on drugs or is this a great hair-piece?"

[FearlessFreep]

[ArrogantBustard]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. Just look at Uncle Ted.

[exile]

"Hey Comrade Farr, know where I can score some Ambien and some Scotch?"

[2001convSVT]

Just tell them that I didn't do it, Heck I wasn't ever there! And here is some more money to prove it.

[Vision]

"I always wanted to be a fireman"

[weegee]

"I'm soooooo wasted!"

[theDentist]

"Dude, you ever slip a couple shots of gin in your bottled water?"

[Gator101]

1st - C'mon man, just one. I need a fix.
2nd - Fine, I didn't want it any way.
3rd - I am from a very important family, you know.

[Army MP Retired]

'hehe... you like the way I scammed outta the DUI charge??? Yeah... it's in my genetic make up...'

[paul51]

kennedy, farr and murtha...what a trifecta

[LYSandra]

What a total geek! The gene pool has gone shallow since JFK.

[mware]

"Hey what is that stuff Murtha has been taking, I want some of that."

[maggief]

A drunk and a skunk (rear).

[xpertskir]

"If I snort that do you think it will get me high?"

[demkicker]

"Thanks for filling up my water bottle with Vodka."

[RegulatorCountry]

I'm LOL at Rip Van Murtha, slowly regaining consciousness in the background, myself.

[MinuteGal]

Those three pics remind me of the funeral where Clinton was caught on tape laughing till he noticed the camera. He quickly brushed a tear from his eye.

Here, in photo number one, Kennedy is laughing it up. In numero dos, he notices the camera.

Number three shows him all business yakking it up with his mouthpiece.

I almost died laughing at the similarity with the Clinton tape.

Evil minds think alike.

Leni

[Fighting Irish]

DORK in a decent suit

[thepatriot1]

Sheesh - with all the Kennedy $$$ you would think he could afford a halfway decent rug......that is a rug, right? If not, you would think he could afford a decent stylist.

[Diogenesis]

Drunkboy (D, RI): "I cannot believe how stupid and docile the Rhode Island voters are."

[Criminal Number 18F]

RI should be auctioned off and sold to the highest bidder

Done long ago, high bidder was la Cosa Nostra, they're the ones who put Patches in.

My caption: "Alright, I'll trade you two Flexerils for an Oxycontin, and throw in a tinfoil mystery package from Jefferson's freezer."

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[MinuteGal]

Sorry, mental bloc....."mouthpiece" = "colleague".

(......although, this may have been a Freudian slip......)

Leni

[trisham]

3rd - I am from a very important family, you know.

***************

4th - Do you know who I am? Oops. Wrong politician.

[Quilla]

The sympathy vote must rock.

[betsyross1776]

We could laugh all we want .The fact is there is another Kennedy who will get away with another crime. How many times is that now. It has been so many, I even can't count any more, anybody want to help me out and do the math for me.

[azhenfud]

"I GOT MY PICTURE MADE WITH MURTHA!!!"

[BonnieJ]

He has always looked like a clown to me, and he acts like one too. No way would this loser ever be elected anywhere without his last name. Remember when he trashed the rental yacht? He has never grown up. Nor has his dad.

[weegee]

I hear Edwards is working as a stylist these days...

[azhenfud]

Not only did he get away with it, he most likely was paid by taxpayers his usual salary while in rehab as was his "stay".

Leeches learn young.

[Old Grumpy]

Is P. Kennedy's nose crooked on the end or is it my imagination? It looks like it juts off to the side.

[Redcloak]

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." 

[Renegade]

Dude, You've got to hook me up with some Oxy!

[BadAndy]

At rehab they replaced my brain with a tribble.

[paine1776]

I did not have sexual relations with that bottle of gin.

[freedomson]

"Remember, I'm a black dude."

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The guy has loser written all over him.

If his last name were Smith, he couldn't get a job managing a 7/11.

[Puppage]

[TommyDale]

So Sam, can you still get that Humboldt Gold?

[Old Seadog]

Uncle Ted. ?

Ted is his father.

[ArrogantBustard]

That family is only slightly less disgusting and disgraceful than the New England Yankees that keep voting for them.

[~Vor~]

"Is P. Kennedy's nose crooked on the end or is it my imagination? It looks like it juts off to the side."

I think it has something to do with being a democrat...IIRC, Clinton had a bend to the left too...only it wasn't his nose...:)

[ArrogantBustard]

Thanks ... I have trouble keeping those slugs straight ... almost as much trouble as they have staying sober.

[12th_Monkey]

"When does happy hour start?"

[MissEdie]

"Got any X to go with that? How about some rum?"

[uglybiker]

Although James Trafficant hs gone,
his hair can still be found in the hallowed halls of Congress.