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Dog Feces Left At Congresswoman's Office
AP ^ | June 8, 2006 | Unattributed

Posted on 06/09/2006 1:51:30 AM PDT by mkjessup

GREELEY, Colo. - Republican U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave's re-election campaign was already heated, and it just got smelly as well: Her staff accused a Democratic activist Thursday of leaving an envelope full of dog feces at Musgrave's Greeley office.

Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

Ensz told The Associated Press she left the envelope at Musgrave's office but said it "wasn't in the office doors, it was in the foyer." Asked what she meant by the act, she declined comment.

Kenney demanded an apology from Musgrave's likely Democratic opponent, state Rep. Angela Paccione of Fort Collins.

Paccione spokesman James Thompson denied the campaign had anything to do with it.

"We find that kind of act to be completely deplorable," he said. "We're not in the business of dirty tricks like that. This type of thing is really out of our control, but of course we'll do anything that we can to discourage this."

Thompson said Ensz, vice chairwoman of a state Senate district committee for the county Democratic Party, has no formal ties to the Paccione campaign.

Kenney said police were asked to investigate. A police spokesman did not immediately return a call.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: campaigntactics; democrats; feces; johnkerryfullof; pushingtheenvelope; smearcampaign; typicalratbehavior; yellowdogdem
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To: mkjessup

As soon as I saw that headline, I instantly figured out the political parties of the victim and the perpetrator without even reading the article.


61 posted on 06/09/2006 7:51:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: mkjessup
Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney said someone stuffed the envelope through the mail slot in the door on May 31 and then sped away in a car. Kenney said most of the preprinted return address was blacked out, but staffers used the nine-digit ZIP code to trace it to Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DUhhhhhhmmmmmies! They are TOO STUPID to even use a plain white envelop. Instead she used HER OWN envelop, stupidly thinking that merely blacking out her address was enough.

DUhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmies!!!!!!

62 posted on 06/09/2006 7:55:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Clioman
You can BUY 50 plain white envelopes at the Dollar Store for just a buck but I guess this DUhhhhhhhmmmmmmie reasoned that she could save herself the money by just blacking out one of her own envelopes.

DUhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmie!!!

63 posted on 06/09/2006 7:59:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Walkingfeather

This reminds me of that other college professor who spray painted her own car and then claimed that a Hate Crime had been committed against her. She never realized that she could be fingered for the crime in, oh, minutes.


64 posted on 06/09/2006 8:01:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: steve-b
WTF? What kind of moron would "black out" the return address instead of getting an BLANK envelope?

The type that thinks she is being smart by not having to shell out a buck for 50 plain white envelopes at the Dollar Store. By saving that 2 cents per envelope, she will now have to spend THOUSANDS on lawyer bills and penalties.

65 posted on 06/09/2006 8:05:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
kerry dunn if my memory serves? actually from pomona college also! coincidence?!?????
66 posted on 06/09/2006 8:27:16 AM PDT by Walkingfeather (u)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmie thread has 28 messages and already two of the DUmmies are saying that...

...aw, c'mon, GUESS what the DUmmies are saying...

OK, they're saying that Karl Rove did it to make their side look bad. What a surprise!

67 posted on 06/09/2006 8:27:44 AM PDT by steve-b (Hoover Dam is every bit as "natural" as a beaver dam.)
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To: mkjessup

What??? Someone told me that was the office of CAIR. (next time)


68 posted on 06/09/2006 8:29:33 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero ╗ with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: mkjessup

For a 63 year old "highly educated" woman to do something like this shows that leftism is indeed a mental illness.


69 posted on 06/09/2006 8:35:49 AM PDT by Ditto
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To: Betty Jane

Just a hint to all of us tempted to pull such a prank some time.... no doubt we wouldn't use our own printed return address envelope, but, when you are full of rage you will miss the obvious,because you do not do this kind of stuff every day. But the police that investigate see things you will never see, and you can't protect yourself from what you don't know.
Because of her blind stupidity she was not only caught but she will be remembered for how she was caught.which will follow her the rest of her life.


70 posted on 06/09/2006 8:36:46 AM PDT by Walkingfeather (u)
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To: mkjessup

Does this mean the Ensz is a Yellow Dog (sh*t) democrat?


71 posted on 06/09/2006 8:43:57 AM PDT by MediaMole
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To: mkjessup

UPDATE!!

http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=ba528d6e-0abe-421a-002d-2f9128fe1451&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

Apparently, the perp's address was still on the package of poo.

These people are complete idiots!


72 posted on 06/10/2006 3:25:16 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: RandallFlagg

My final word on the matter?

The perp (Ensz) is, despite her degrees, a total dumb sh*t.

Yes, that was too easy, as was this whole thread. ;)

Enjoy your weekend everybody!


73 posted on 06/10/2006 6:34:49 AM PDT by mkjessup (The Shah doesn't look so bad now, eh? But nooo, Jimmah said the Ayatollah was a 'godly' man.)
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