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Stop that, stop that, it's silly!

Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 06/11/2006 3:14:46 AM PDT by MadIvan
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Ping!


2 posted on 06/11/2006 3:15:13 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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“She wants to remind her spouse why he married her. It was not just because she looked radiant in white — underneath she was downright dirty and dangerous in a black garter or red-sequinned bra.

Okay, I'm not seeing the problem here. Sounds like excellent advice.

3 posted on 06/11/2006 3:17:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Is the photog going to video the wedding night too? That's the logical consumation of the trend


4 posted on 06/11/2006 3:18:58 AM PDT by SauronOfMordor (A planned society is most appealing to those with the arrogance to think they will be the planners)
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“She wants to remind her spouse why he married her. It was not just because she looked radiant in white — underneath she was downright dirty and dangerous in a black garter or red-sequinned bra...

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She was a "go'ah" eh? Say no more, say no more...

Really, what's next? The "Traditional Honeymoon Porn Film" that you can distribute to friends? I really shouldn't post this because someone may start up a business.

And stop posting "Monty Python" material. You know what happens when you encourage us...

5 posted on 06/11/2006 3:19:44 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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“She wants to remind her spouse why he married her. It was not just because she looked radiant in white — underneath she was downright dirty and dangerous in a black garter or red-sequinned bra.

If that's why he married her, she may be in trouble after 10-15 years and a couple of children....

6 posted on 06/11/2006 3:19:50 AM PDT by Amelia (Education exists to overcome ignorance, not validate it.)
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Save something for the honeymoon!


7 posted on 06/11/2006 3:20:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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She wants to remind her spouse why he married her. It was not just because she looked radiant in white — underneath she was downright dirty and dangerous in a black garter or red-sequinned bra.

odd, I thought she loved me

8 posted on 06/11/2006 3:23:19 AM PDT by Revelation 911 (nnnnnneeeeet)
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I'd never want my betrothed to pose like that for our wedding day. I want my bride to have respect for tradition. When there's nothing sacred any more, you have brides that think nothing of making a complete fool out of the groom.

(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")

10 posted on 06/11/2006 3:27:12 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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“But I did not realise what today’s bride really wants: a true evocation of that moment when she was at her most sexually and socially powerful,” he said.

Well, there it is. The reason to get married is all about me... Damn the institution. Damn tradition. Damn any sense of modesty. The real thing is to use the institution to focus attention on yourself.

11 posted on 06/11/2006 3:29:00 AM PDT by Reactionary (The Barking of the Native Moonbat is the Sound of Moral Nitwittery)
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barf alert.


12 posted on 06/11/2006 3:29:43 AM PDT by balch3
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"Frank Ray, a Baptist minister in Tennessee, was the target of outrage when his bride published nuptial snaps of herself and her maids of honour dressed in plunging black leather bustiers on the internet. “It was fabulous fun, and something we shall always remember,” said the 58-year-old minister."

What "Baptist minister" would say "It was fabulous fun"?


16 posted on 06/11/2006 3:39:47 AM PDT by gate2wire
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Sarah Jessica Parker, the star of Sex and the City winner of the Belmont Stakes, got married in black.


17 posted on 06/11/2006 3:44:18 AM PDT by edpc
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Why waste the money on photos since these types of marriages usually have life span's that could be put on a parking meter.
18 posted on 06/11/2006 3:47:38 AM PDT by AmericaUnited
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Whatever. I can tell you that the wedding was a blur and a rush, just like I wanted it to be. I was in a hurry to get her home so I could take all that bra and garter stuff off! Just gets in the way...


19 posted on 06/11/2006 4:00:43 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.)
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It's all about the Wedding, not so much about the Marriage

I'm surprised The Times couldn't find any wierdo wedding stories to do in good ol' BGI.

Have you ever sat in a Mall over there and watched the horrow show go by? We were eating in a McDonalds right next to the mall theatre. Many of the teens looked like they belong in the zoo. I know we have a lot of our own weirdos, but I was astonished at the number of really awful looking kids that went by in just the half hour we were eating. No one looked "normal".

20 posted on 06/11/2006 4:12:11 AM PDT by REPANDPROUDOFIT
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She wants to remind her spouse why he married her.

So, if we follow this 'logic', these young women are openly acknowledging that their spouses-to-be 'selected' them because of their body. If the bride truely believes this she will spend her life obsessing about her body and in all probablility will not develop into much of anything else.

It sounds like a roadmap to misery to me.

23 posted on 06/11/2006 4:36:43 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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Another article assaulting the institute of marriage.


26 posted on 06/11/2006 4:49:34 AM PDT by DocRock
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I read somewhere that Queen Victoria started the white dress thing with her own wedding. Before that it was the bride's best dress, whatever color.

Hmm, started with Queen Victoria, ended with Sarah Jessica Parker.

Society plunging into the abyss headfirst, indeed.
31 posted on 06/11/2006 5:22:18 AM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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The creepiest part for me...

"...brides’ parents are paying up to £6,000 for an “action photographer”, whose brief is to capture their daughter “accidentally” exposing sexy garters or her knickers."

What kind of parents would pay for these of pictures of their daughters?
35 posted on 06/11/2006 5:54:25 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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It's a logical step along the way in the devaluing of marriage.

People have no concept what marriage is. They think its a romantic, exciting haze you live in to make yourself happy. No wonder there are so many divorces.
36 posted on 06/11/2006 5:56:57 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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