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"We felt like the Biggie designation is not what most customers were used to. Most people were used to small, medium and large," a spokesman said.

Dr. Scratchnsniff: I would like a small soda please.

Clerk: uh, we don't have small.

Dr. Scratchnsniff: Well What do you have?

Clerk: We have large, giant and mondo.

Dr. Scratchnsniff: Well, wouldn't a large be a small then?

Clerk: Uhhh, I'd have to ask my manager.

38 posted on 06/11/2006 1:30:08 PM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: CzarNicky; MotleyGirl70; Cagey

Elaine: Uh, could I have a medium Diet Coke?

Clerk: Do you want the Medium size or the middle size?

Elaine: What's the difference?

Clerk: Well, we have three sizes. Medium, Large, and Jumbo.

Elaine: [momentarily perplexed] What happened to the small?

Clerk: There is no small. Small is Medium.

Elaine: What's... medium?

Clerk: Medium is Large, and large is Jumbo.

Elaine: Oh-kay. Gimme the large.

Clerk: That's medium.

Elaine: Right. Yeah. [fearing the answer] Could I have a small popcorn?

Clerk: There is no small. [flash of perky inspiration] Child-size is small.

Elaine: What's `medium'?

Clerk: Adult.

Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?

Clerk: [chuckling] Not usually.

Elaine: [laughs appreciably] Okay, gimme the `adult'.

Clerk: Do you want butter?

Elaine: Is it *real* butter?

Clerk: [perkily] It's butter-*flavored*!

Elaine: [exasperated] What is it made of?

Clerk: [perkily] It's yellow!

42 posted on 06/11/2006 1:34:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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