I think stores should also ban 2 liter sodas. Because, you know, folks might drink the whole thing in one sitting.
I also think KFC should ban "buckets" of chicken. I hear some folks buy a whole bucket and don't share with anyone. Also, pizza by the slice only. No one needs a whole pizza.
Yeah, and we should hire federal "food marshalls" to watch us as we order to be sure we don't overdo it. After all, our insurance premiums will rise if too many people get too fat.
I went on that atkins diet and boxes of popeyes chicken were my best friend. I ate at least 2/3rds of a box 3 times a week. It was pricy but good and in the end I lost about 10 pounds. Its too bad I didn't get to eat any biscuits.
I always order "the BIG SALAD"!
You forgot the "sarcasm" tag.
You know, this dumping the biggie stuff drives me nuts. Now we have to spend more money for the same amount of food for the family. We used to get one big order of something and share it. Saved lots of money.
Hey - I want my extra-DOUBLE LARGE Bucket-o-chicken pizza!
No one needs a whole pizza.
Absolutely spot on. I also think that the Food Police should be the next huge federal agency formed by the 'conservative' Bush Administration. Each household will be assigned a Food Policeman - thereby solving the problems of obesity and unemployment simultaneously as new FPs are hired in each city.
Think outside the pizza box. Nothing wrong with large if the government mandates healthy toppings, like liver, brewers yeast, and blackstrap molasses.
... and who needs high butter fat premium ice cream (me!) ... ? We can all have ice milk. :-(
Back in my college daze, I used to drink twice that much Mountain Dew in an evening's studying.
I wasn't fat.
I was wired, though ...
You must allow people to be responsible for themselves; you certainly want that for yourself, do you not? It is the heighth of arrogance to believe YOU have the right to ban food, and tell people how to eat!
Let us examine your life for perfections, all right? Expose it for all to see, and then see how many wish to ban you from certain freedoms. Very sobering indeed.