Gail: So can you come to the rally. Oh there's about....4,000 people here. Give or take. Yeah, they are pretty quiet. Are you coming? Oh, so what happens when you leave the house with it on your ankle? I guess it is kinda like jail then. How about your roommate? Can he come? Pie in the oven, huh? Can you call some people? No phone? That's tough. Yeah, I called him. He's worried that a hurricane is headed this way. No, I called her. She has conditioner in her hair. I'll call more people. Later. WAIT! What do you mean no phone? Hello? Hello?
posted on 06/21/2006 5:27:47 AM PDT
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
Don't tell the reading Pinkos that you used your Halliburton connections to get the NSA transcript of her telephone call. They'll believe it.
What you wrote was really funny and probably quite close to the content of her actual phone calls.
posted on 06/21/2006 10:08:00 PM PDT
(Fight terrorists in Iraq & elsewhere, instead of waiting for them to come to America!)
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