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Former Chinese Restaurant Employee Tells All
Epoch Times ^ | Jun 19, 2006 | Epoch Times

Posted on 06/20/2006 4:45:54 PM PDT by wesley_windam-price

Editor's Note: This article was widely circulated on China's internet websites. We believe it will provide our readers an insight into the mindset in China.

I remember the host on a program about animal rights saying, "Please take care of our animals. It will be good for everyone." However, some Chinese don't think about the animals when eating meat. They dare to eat anything but aren't aware that what they are eating may actually be harmful to them.

Ah Chang, who has worked in the restaurant industry for many years in China, has witnessed the use of all kinds of tricks used to fool the public into buying inferior meat. The following is his experience as a kitchen helper in a restaurant in Guangdong Province.

Five years ago, I left Guangxi Province for the modernized Pearl River Delta in Guangdong province. With the help of a friend from my hometown, I was interviewed by restaurant owner Peng Da, and eventually hired as a kitchen helper. When the boss introduced me to the "Big Guy" – a popular name for a chef, I was shocked to see that the "Big Guy" was a female. Everyone called her Sister Rong. Sister Rong was in her 30s and was quite attractive. She told me that my responsibilities included killing animals, cutting and chopping various meats and bones, and preparing the meat before it was cooked.

On my second day at the restaurant, Rong pulled me over and said, "Ah Chang, since you are new to this field I will teach you a lesson: How to "use" the weigh scale. Our scale is accurate, but the displayed weights are not. Four hundred grams will show as 500 grams. This is not trickery but rather a common practice in this profession. All restaurants are doing this."

Under Rong's guidance, I quickly learned to use the scale. According to Wu Tian, when there were customers watching us, we should be careful not to let them see us exchanging bigger pieces of meat with smaller ones; or after killing a fish, cutting a section from it. Generally speaking, it was an open secret in this profession. Only when serving our friends would we not cheat, as our conscience's wouldn't allow it.

The Peng Da Restaurant was flourishing during the time I worked there. Every morning I had to kill many cats, sometimes five or six, and sometimes as many as ten. However, I didn't see the cat meat sold in the restaurant. What happened to the meat? After thinking about it for a long time, I still couldn't figure it out. Later, I paid more attention and found that some of the cat meat was stewed with medicinal herbs, and sold as stewed leopard meat with medicinal herbs for 198 yuan (approximately US$24.25) per dish. When Rong saw that I was confused, she said, "Leopard meat stewed with medicinal herbs is the signature soup of our restaurant. Cats are very common, so only by advertising the meat as being from a wild animal would it be attractive to diners. After removing the heads and claws and soaking the cat bodies in the herbs, even the smartest diner can't discern that what they are eating is cat meat. Cat meat cost us 20 yuan (approximately US$2.50) for each carcass, but leopard meat cost 138 yuan (approximately US$17.25) per kilogram."

With Rong's teaching and guidance, I was soon promoted to Cook's helper, and made responsible for arranging the food on the plates. One day, when Rong and I were on duty, someone ordered stewed deer meat. I was angry when I saw the order because I hadn't seen any deer meat after having been there for six months. Thus, I said to Xiao Hong, the floor director who took the order, "We don't have any stewed deer meat." She replied, "Why was it on the menu?" Rong came over and said, "We have it. How could we not have it? The mountain tortoise meat was deer meat." "What?" I thought I had heard wrong. The restaurant charged 68 yuan (approximately US$ 8.5) for 500 grams of tortoise meat, and 268 yuan (approximately US$ 33.5) for the same amount of deer meat. "Are you afraid?" Rong asked, "There is no deer meat in the whole city. I believe few people have eaten it, so how can they tell the difference? Don't worry about it. I will be responsible." After hearing what she said, I had no choice but to serve the tortoise meat. Still, I worried about complaints from our customers. Despite my apprehension, nobody complained and the restaurant earned an extra 200 yuan (approximately US$ 25) every time they sold the dish.

On the second day, some guests ordered stewed tortoise and stewed deer at the same time. I became flustered and hurried to ask Rong what to do. She calmly said, "Tell the waiter that the tortoise meat has been sold out. Next time, in this kind of situation you should remember to provide customers with the dish that earns us the most money."

After following Sister Rong for a while, she told me some inside secrets about the food in restaurants. She told me not to eat white phoenix claws (chicken claws) cooked by our restaurant. Instead of using white rice vinegar to bleach the claws, the chicken claws were whitened by soaking them in Hydrogen Peroxide. Also, the white tripe we served was bleached using an unknown chemical. Rong also suggested that I not eat fried cookies because they all contain sodium borate that harms one's health.

At that time, local people enjoyed eating internal organs, especially tripe. Sometimes when business was slow, the tripes would dry out in the refrigerator and lose their firmness. Rong taught me to make the tripe look fresh again by soaking the tripe in some kind of chemical for an hour, and then put it in boiling water for a while. After washing the tripe with water for an hour, it would be firm again. Actually, the chemical used for soaking the tripe was a corrosive. I had used my bare hands to mix the tripe while it was soaking in the chemical and my hands actually turned brown. After doing this several times, my fingertips were damaged. Rong saw them and said, "Why are you so foolish. Why not use a spoon to stir?" She bought some medicine to treat my wounded hands. I asked her, "The chemical harmed my hands. Won't it hurt people's stomachs?" Rong said calmly, "Don't care so much. Now people pursue the taste, and you just need to know you shouldn't eat much tripe in the future."

Once I asked Rong, "Do all restaurants take inferiors as superiors and mix the spurious with the genuine?" She sighed and said, "People are the same all over the world. They all pursue profit. Furthermore, we just make the best use of everything. If we throw away those dead animals and bad quality food, who would compensate us for the loss even though we guaranteed the quality? To tell the truth, I don't want to do this, but we receive wages from our employer so we should consider our employer when the opportunity to make money for the business arises. We neither stole nor grabbed [their money]. Our customers came to eat here of their own free will. They can complain if they are not satisfied. They are all intelligent people and know how to protect their rights. You should know that it is not easy to cheat them. Sometimes you really need to have some abilities to cheat people." I couldn't understand Rong's way of thinking very well. I felt that it was not absolutely correct to say that she didn't have professional ethics. No matter whether I understood or not, the restaurant continued to prosper.

One day, a vendor showed us some very expensive herbs, called aweto, which he was selling for about 6,500 yuan per 500 grams (US$615 per pound). Rong and I went to the storage room to examine the herbs. I heard Rong question the salesperson, "Mr. Wang, are you kidding me? Bring me fresh herbs." I saw Wang walk away embarrassed without saying a word.

After Wang left, Rong spoke to me with an aweto in her hand, "These herbs used to be good, but now they are worthless because they've been cooked and lost their nutritional value." "How could you tell?" I asked curiously. Rong crushed some of the herb in her hand and said, "See, this herb is dry and has no flexibility. Because it's been cooked, it lost its natural color and became hard. It's flavorless. The sellers cooked their food with the herbs before selling them. They're so unethical." I smiled bitterly and thought that some of the things we did in the restaurant were no better. Rong noticed my expression and continued, "Well, these herbs are really expensive. What we do is nothing compared to this. It's tough to be in the restaurant business nowadays."

Next day, a customer ordered shark fins. After examining the shark fins, Rong immediately told the delivery person to take the fins back. The seller wasn't happy and asked why. Rong said, "You think I don't know anything? These shark fins have been chemically processed. Once they are cooked, they will shrink to one-fifth their original size. Are you trying to ruin our reputation?" The seller immediately slashed the price. As Rong was going to reject the offer, the restaurant owner asked us to use them. Rong had no choice but to buy them at half price. After the seller and owner left, I asked Rong what was the chemical she had referred to.

Rong explained to me, "I only know it's a kind of chemical that can make shark fins grow from the size of a needle to the size of a bean sprout. It's dangerous and you can get sick from eating it." I was shocked and started to worry about those rich people who wanted to eat well to improve their health.

One day in April 2000, a wholesaler brought over some camel humps. Rong asked the wholesaler to cook it and let the kitchen staff taste it. Everyone said it had good texture and told Rong to try it. Rong hesitated and took one bite. I saw Rong secretly spit the meat into the sink drain. From then on, the camel humps became a hot dish in the restaurant. Many customers came back repeatedly and ordered the dish. I liked the texture and snacked on the dish from time to time using the excuse of tasting for flavor. Rong smiled and asked if I really liked the camel hump dish. The question came out of nowhere. I was confused and asked her what was wrong. She chuckled, "Those so-called camel humps are in fact breasts from female pigs." I was quite shocked by what she said and did not believe her. Rong smiled and told me that the wholesaler had admitted it to her. She had been keeping it a secret all this time.

The next day while I was slicing the 'camel humps', I paid close attention to the dark red flesh and found several holes spread out evenly. If they were real camel humps, why were there holes in them? The holes must be what were left after the nipples were removed. The smell of sour milk hit me and then I totally believed what Rong had told me. A few days later, I confirmed it with the wholesaler and he admitted it. I had to admire the thought they put in it. If they called it female pig breast, who would dare eat it? After giving the meat an exotic name its price went up tenfold and could thus be served in a high-end restaurant. I never again wanted to eat 'camel humps' after learning the truth; not even when the kitchen staff wanted me to taste it for flavor. It might sound weird but now every time after I cut the 'camel humps', I can smell the milk on my hands even after I washed them many times.

On a hot summer day in the year 2000, Rong went out and came back with about 100 dead fish. Each of them weighed only about 130 g (~0.3 lb). Rong asked me to check them over and throw away the smelly ones. It took three of us an entire afternoon to finish the job. Rong called Chef Ah Bing to take 30 of them and blanch them in boiling water. Then Ah Bing stir-fried them with ginger and garlic till they turned golden brown. Each fish was put in a small stewing cup and stewed with dried longan and some other Chinese herbs. Rong asked the assistant manager Xiaohong to strongly promote the fish-longan stew for 58 yuan (US$7.2) per cup.

Later, Rong told me that a friend of the restaurant owner ran a fish farm and these young fish had died because of the hot weather. The owner's friend didn't want to waste the fish and asked the restaurant owner and Rong whether they could use them. The owner, without even thinking about it, bought them at 3 yuan (US$0.4) each. According to the assistant manager, the fish-longan stew became extremely popular. One customer came three days in a row asking for the dish. Some people thought it was so good that they took extra servings home. I greatly admired Rong after this. She could turn the rotten into something desirable, and sell something worth 3 yuan for 58 yuan! It was indeed very profitable! On December 10, 2001, Mr. Zhang, a factory owner, ordered a dish called "Indian star tortoise stewed with aweto". It was said that he was looking for a cure for his ailment, and Indian star tortoise was said to be effective in treating certain diseases. Indian star tortoise is a nationally protected animal. If it is for sale, it is being sold illegally. Thus it is very rare and expensive. Even the cultivated ones are sold for 12,000 yuan (US$1,498.35) per kilogram. Mr. Zhang had ordered one kilogram, for which our restaurant would charge him over 10,000 yuan (US$1,248.63). We also added on the cost of the precious aweto herbs.

After the Indian star tortoise was sent over, Rong called Mr. Zhang and asked him to come over and check it. Perhaps Mr. Zhang was reluctant to appear to be too picky, he hesitated. Rong urged, "Mr. Zhang, you have to come to give us some directions. Don't be so old-fashioned. Come and direct us." She flattered him as if he were a specialist. He arrived in high spirits. In order to set his mind at ease, Rong even weighed the tortoise while Mr. Zhang watched.

But the tortoise was not killed. Instead, it was sent back to the storeroom. Rong asked me not to leave after work. At 9:00 pm, after all the staff working in the kitchen had left, Rong asked me to lock the door of the kitchen. Then she took something out of the refrigerator and threw it on the floor. The thing was as hard as stone, and it made a loud thud when it hit the floor. I opened the package and found a dead tortoise inside. Rong laughed and said, "Ah Chang, this tortoise can earn you half a year's salary." Thanks to Rong's help, my salary at that time had been raised to 1200 yuan (US$150) a month. Rong then threw the dead tortoise into a basin, turned on the tap and let the water wash over the tortoise. After about an hour the tortoise had softened. When I fished it out of the basin, a bad smell hit me. I asked Rong to come and have a look. She looked at the dead tortoise, smelled it and frowned, "Oh, Mr. Zhang is in bad luck. He has to eat this stinking tortoise now. But who will eat it if he doesn't? Our boss had asked three shops before he could get this 'inferior item'. After exchanging the good tortoise with this one, we will earn at least 7,000 to 8,000 yuan (approximately US$875 to 1000)."

I was a little frightened. This is a business worth more than 10,000 yuan (US$1250). If Mr. Zhang finds out and rejects the tortoise, who will pay for it? Since he has spent so much we shouldn't give him something which would harm his health. I murmured, "Sometimes we need to demonstrate that we have a conscience." Rong looked at me for a while. Then she sighed, "This is not the time to talk about conscience. Our boss asked us to do this, and we must do what he says. We just have to. Ah Chang, it is true that people should have a conscience, but it really depends on the situation. If Mr. Zhang went to other restaurants, he would eat similar kinds of things. Don't those who want to get rich fake things? We've already tried our best. We are at least better than those who sell fake medicine. It won't make much difference to Mr. Zhang's health whether he eats this tortoise or not." I had nothing to say. After all, we are only carrying out our boss's orders. Why should I worry?

I started washing the tortoise. Rong asked me to discard all of the flesh on it. I couldn't believe what I heard. What shall he eat if all the meat is eliminated? Rong laughed at me and said, "The meat has all decayed. We would be really harming him if we let him eat the meat. So we have to get rid of it. The efficacy of the tortoise lies in its shell anyway. The shell is very hard to cook. After 20 to 30 hours of cooking, the shell won't be dissolved. The reason why I asked Mr. Zhang to come and check the tortoise was to gain his trust. The meat of the tortoise won't last that long. After 20 to 30 hours of cooking, the flesh would have dissolved into the soup. So removing the meat will prevent the bad taste in the soup. Otherwise our deception will be discovered." While she was talking, Rong had taken out some meat from an ordinary tortoise from the refrigerator and put it under the tap to wash. She said, "The meat of the ordinary tortoise can make our dish flawless. Mr. Zhang is really lucky this time. He bought only one tortoise but he will eat two! Of course, when I become rich in the future, I would rather die than eat this kind of thing!" She said laughing loudly. After picking all the meat from the shell of the Indian star tortoise, she stir-fried the shell three times with ginger and shallots. After washing it again, she tasted the shell to make sure there was no strange taste left. Then she put it into the pot to cook. After everything was done, she asked Uncle Chen who was on night duty to watch the tortoise soup and add in some water once in a while. It was 1:00 a.m. when we left.

At about 9:00 a.m. , the Indian star tortoise soup was sent to Mr. Zhang. Later, the cashier told me that Mr. Zhang was not a fool. He felt the soup was not as good as that served at the Tianshan restaurant. He also had loose bowels after he ate our dish. So he phoned our restaurant to complain, exclaiming that he wanted to be reimbursed 3,000 yuan. Our boss summoned Rong to find out what had happened. She came back looking very unhappy.

Four days later, I didn't see Chef Ah Bing. I asked around and was told that he had been fired the previous evening. It was said that a lot of customers had complained about our soups recently. I knew that the true problem was related to the tortoise soup. The boss didn't know that the soup was actually cooked by Rong and me, nor did Ah Bing know that his dismissal was caused by a pot of soup that he had not cooked. So Ah Bing was a victim of our deviousness. No matter what, the restaurant still made a profit through selling this tortoise soup, even if it was less than expected.

I didn't dare tell anyone what we had done. I felt dreadful for continuing to work with Rong. I might end up being a scapegoat for her in the future. I wanted to get away from her. So I started to keep my distance, and often found faults with her, which Rong noticed.

I was subsequently fired.


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1 posted on 06/20/2006 4:45:57 PM PDT by wesley_windam-price
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To: wesley_windam-price

PETA Propaganda.


2 posted on 06/20/2006 4:47:59 PM PDT by H. Paul Pressler IV
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To: wesley_windam-price
Sister Rong

Is that pronounced "Long"?

3 posted on 06/20/2006 4:51:53 PM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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To: wesley_windam-price

This is rong on so many levels.


4 posted on 06/20/2006 4:52:17 PM PDT by Disambiguator (I'm not paranoid, just pragmatic.)
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To: Disambiguator

And not just because reading it made me hungry.


5 posted on 06/20/2006 4:53:28 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: H. Paul Pressler IV
PETA Propaganda.

I doubt it. I've worked in some restaurants in the US and have stories that could rival some of the above...
6 posted on 06/20/2006 4:53:45 PM PDT by Stone Mountain
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To: wesley_windam-price

In China the only things with four legs they don't eat are tables and chairs.


7 posted on 06/20/2006 4:54:06 PM PDT by gdzla
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To: H. Paul Pressler IV
One of my sons worked in an Asian restaurant when he was in high school. I will never forget what he said when he came home from work the first night: Whew! Tonight has probably put me off from eating for the rest of my life!

He had some funny stories to tell, but he didn't keep the job very long---just couldn't stomach it!

9 posted on 06/20/2006 4:57:51 PM PDT by basil (Exercise your Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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To: wesley_windam-price

Wok Your Dog

In a book store near you!


10 posted on 06/20/2006 4:58:43 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: wesley_windam-price

McDonald's sounds pretty good at this point.


11 posted on 06/20/2006 4:58:54 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: wesley_windam-price

Mmmmmmmmm ..... cold plate ..... gotta have it ... ;)


12 posted on 06/20/2006 5:02:21 PM PDT by GOP_1900AD (Stomping on "PC," destroying the Left, and smoking out faux "conservatives" - Take Back The GOP!)
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To: wesley_windam-price
A prime example of how avaricious greed and incipient Chinese stupidity kicks in at the absolute rong moment.

You're cleaning house on all the mandarins selling them sawdust and floor scraping, along comes one of the nobles making a big deal out of wanting Indian Star Tortoise, then give him the friggin Star Tortoise, and make a big deal of it.

The mandarins will immediately hear from the noble of his magnificent Star Tortoise feast, and will clamor for just a half-cup of broth at 1 zillion yuan or whatever these suckers were paying.

I always like to see karma zap the everlasting shit out of pure greed-mongers.

13 posted on 06/20/2006 5:04:35 PM PDT by StAnDeliver
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To: gdzla

I was standing in line at the license bureau one day many years ago, and a couple of inner-city types were discussing the large influx of Vietnamese refugees into their neighborhoods. One guy said there used to be lots of cats, dogs, and birds where he lived but they were all gone now because "the gooks done et up everthin' that walks, crawls, or flies where I live". Hard to keep a straight face.


14 posted on 06/20/2006 5:04:41 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: H. Paul Pressler IV

Rong would probably get rich in America.


15 posted on 06/20/2006 5:04:54 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: wesley_windam-price
Great article. And it explains a lot. I travel all over world and love to eat the food of whatever country I'm in. I especially like Chinese food. But I've long since quit eating it in China. It would surprise most people to learn that most of what we consider Chinese food cannot be found in real Chinese restaurants. Our Chinese food is to real Chinese food what TexMex is to real Mexican food.

My last experience in a mainland China restaurant was my last experience in a mainland Chinese restaurant. The specialty of the day was (I kid you not) "Boiled Frog with Duck Innards". Barbecued suckling pig was actually a boiled piglet, served completely intact, without garnish on your plate. I ordered barbecued pork and still don't have any idea what I ended up eating. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't pork. On the bright side...it was mostly cooked. But I paid the price. Eating out in most countries in Asia is an outstanding diet plan. You eat as much as you want, and then spend the next several days losing 4 or 5 times the weight of whatever you ate.

Of course, not all of Asia has the same problem. Japan is very clean, and Japanese food in America stays true to its Japanese roots (with the exception of the Beni Hana knife twirling chefs). And food in the Middle East is great. I've eaten in restaurants I've been afraid to sit down in, and have never gotten sick.

But China...I have to pass. And this article just helps explain why.

16 posted on 06/20/2006 5:06:37 PM PDT by Rokke
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To: wesley_windam-price
Actually I like Chinese food. Except it would get me very fat if I ate it all the time. This is because I like Egg foo yong; Peking ravioli; cashew chicken; those little meat things that they put on sticks; egg rolls; sweet and sour chicken; and all that other stuff. Even the fortune cookies are pretty good.

I even like the fancy drinks with the umbrellas in them like scorpion bowls, fog cutters and suffering bastards. But I make sure that I take the umbrellas and swizzle sticks with the pinapple chucks and cherries right out of the glass lest other diners think I am light in the loafers. Normally I'm a steak and beer kind of guy but those chinese rum drinks will knock you on your butt - umbrellas or not.

I have a feeling that if I ever went to China that I would be very disappointed by their cuisine because I don't think anybody makes chinese food better than America.

17 posted on 06/20/2006 5:06:43 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I think Randy Travis must be paying his bills on home computer by now)
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To: Dumpster Baby
Reminds me of the time my new neighbor, who is Jamaican, threw their first party..............

The goat roasting over the open pit fire was quite a sight in our neigbhorhood

18 posted on 06/20/2006 5:07:35 PM PDT by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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To: gdzla

My Chinese friend joked to me that in China, they'll eat anything with four legs except for a table, and anything that flies except for an airplane!


19 posted on 06/20/2006 5:11:05 PM PDT by Stone Mountain
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To: wesley_windam-price
I am SO glad that when my family and I eat Chinese food, it is prepared from start to finish by ME.
20 posted on 06/20/2006 5:11:52 PM PDT by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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To: wesley_windam-price
If they called it female pig breast, who would dare eat it?

Who indeed? Not me. I'll stick to normal food, like nice tasty camel humps, chicken claws, cats, leopards, decaying tortoises, shark fins, and chemically treated tripe.

-ccm

21 posted on 06/20/2006 5:16:03 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order)
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To: wesley_windam-price
I don't know wrote this but it seems appropriate..

Cat's in the kettle
(To the tune of "Cat's In The Cradle"

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.

...

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.

22 posted on 06/20/2006 5:16:40 PM PDT by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: wesley_windam-price

 

Somebody had to do it.

23 posted on 06/20/2006 5:21:04 PM PDT by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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To: Rokke
I travel all over world and love to eat the food of whatever country I'm in. I especially like Chinese food. But I've long since quit eating it in China. It would surprise most people to learn that most of what we consider Chinese food cannot be found in real Chinese restaurants

LOL - My favorite Chinese Restaurant is in Vienna, Austria. I do however find a good bit of the same foods all over, though the names differ.

24 posted on 06/20/2006 5:28:08 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (FReepers - We put the gin back in bloggin’.)
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To: Stone Mountain

When I was learning Mandarin Chinese, my instructors, who were all from the Bejing region, semi-joked that in Southern China, they would eat anything that moved, and most things that didn't.


25 posted on 06/20/2006 5:31:10 PM PDT by jimtorr
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To: wesley_windam-price
Two Rongs don't make a right. Maybe she knew Ms.Tang Xiaowan in this story:

A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday.

Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practising swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands.

On March 3, her husband, Li Weidong, refused to cook dinner because he was late for work.

Police said Tang picked up her sword and put it on Li's chest and promptly slipped, stabbing Li by mistake.

Li died in hospital from loss of blood.

She probably wanted that Turtle dish,which he didn't have time to do, being late for work and all.
26 posted on 06/20/2006 5:42:26 PM PDT by Lacroix
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To: wesley_windam-price

Camel humps


27 posted on 06/20/2006 5:53:09 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Quix

Ping.


28 posted on 06/20/2006 5:56:18 PM PDT by JockoManning (Listen Online http://www.klove.com)
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To: wesley_windam-price

I had a friend who was a health inspector in the Dallas area. One particular distributor supplied the meat for every Chinese restaurant in town.

Once, he found a shipment of shrimp with too much bacteria and told them they had to throw it out. He went back the next day to see if they did it, and found them mixing the bad shrimp with good to get it to pass inspection.

He was going to shut them down, but his boss overruled him. Shutting down the distributor would have shut down every Chinese restaurant in North Texas.


29 posted on 06/20/2006 6:08:54 PM PDT by stinkerpot65
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I wonder if Ms. Rong likes white yankee sausage..
30 posted on 06/20/2006 6:11:58 PM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: Stone Mountain

Do tell. lol.


31 posted on 06/20/2006 6:15:00 PM PDT by Ainast
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To: wesley_windam-price

Tales from the Chinese restaurant ~ no doubt they were telling the same stories thousands of years ago.


32 posted on 06/20/2006 6:21:51 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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To: stinkerpot65

That kind of thing happens with many other restuarants, not just Chinese. I walked through a kitchen at a relatively decent restaurant while planning a wedding for my daughter. I almost barfed at what the owner called clean. Needless to say we didn't select that place.

As far as Guangxi, yes they eat odd things. My Chinese instructor tells us of local dishes from Guangxi and Guangzhou in particular. Some she wouldn't touch and she grew up in China.

I guess that would go for a person from one area in the US when moving to another. Take the Zweigles white hot, they a loved were I live but many visitor think they are spoiled hotdogs.


33 posted on 06/20/2006 6:44:23 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: wesley_windam-price

Mountain tortoise. Deer meat. So, basically, it's like White Castle?


34 posted on 06/20/2006 6:46:49 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: wesley_windam-price

You have to hand it to this guy. He's single-handedly made scores of Americans sick to their stomachs with this one article.


35 posted on 06/20/2006 6:47:09 PM PDT by Darnright (http://www.irey.com/)
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To: wesley_windam-price

Something went rong here


36 posted on 06/20/2006 6:49:34 PM PDT by dennisw (Fate of Nations)
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To: Fintan

Then what was it?


37 posted on 06/20/2006 6:49:37 PM PDT by MrCruncher
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To: wesley_windam-price

38 posted on 06/20/2006 6:51:47 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (((172 * 3.141592653589793238462) / 180) * 10 = 30.0196631)
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To: Rokke
"Boiled Frog with Duck Innards".

Did you try their "Camel's Hump"?

No, I don't know anything about real Chinese food. Got it from a Jackie Chan movie. Thought it sounded interesting so I tried to order it at one of the 'local' Chinese restaurants.

I also got that RCA dog look :)

39 posted on 06/20/2006 6:57:08 PM PDT by evad
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To: Rokke

You've never contracted shwarma flu in the Middle East? Lucky!


40 posted on 06/20/2006 7:00:51 PM PDT by GatorGirl
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To: Rokke

I went to a restaurant in Guangzhou once, and was invited out back by my host to select the meal's entrees (they were living in barrels or buckets or pens behind the restaurant). He pointed at one bucket and asked (in awful English) "you want that?" I looked down, then back up, smiled politely and said "Thank you no. I had beetles for lunch."


41 posted on 06/20/2006 7:08:53 PM PDT by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: wesley_windam-price
Doesn't surprise me. But I saw THIS on Fox today. It's Gourmet coffee brewed up from the coffee beans after it's passed thru a rodent type little animal.

"Kopi luwak is a rare gourmet coffee, with less than 300 kilograms available each year at an accepted market price of approximately $1,000 per kilogram although it is available for less than the market price here on this site. Kopi luwak is produced in the stomach of an animal which limits the supply and adds to the air of mystery surrounding this most unusual beverage".

Mystery? The beans are "pooped" out WHOLE, retrived from the pile of "waste" then ground up to be sold..yuk.

"Animalcoffee" has a variety of kopi luwak products for anyone perverted enough to want this :)

sw

42 posted on 06/20/2006 7:28:51 PM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife (Return to sender..address unknown.)
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To: wesley_windam-price

soooooooooooooooooup of the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful sooooooooooooooup


43 posted on 06/20/2006 9:29:29 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: atomicpossum
"McDonald's sounds pretty good at this point."

Exactly what I was thinking as I read this.

44 posted on 06/20/2006 9:41:07 PM PDT by TheLion
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To: wesley_windam-price
8/29/05

MENTOR, Ohio -- Animal cruelty charges have been filed against two men after a goat is found tied up at a Mentor restaurant, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police say they got a tip call Tuesday that the goat was being held, hog-tied, behind the Grand Buffet Restaurant, along with 13 caged pigeons.

Police arrested 30-year-old Yu Zheng, of Geneva, and 35-year-old He En Liu, of Macon, Ga.

The Lake County Humane Society now has the goat as the animal recovers.

The humane society's Candance Hertzel says it is very unusual for them to get calls about farm animals.

It is not known why the men were keeping the animals captive.

Someone has already volunteered to take the pigeons as pets.

The Lake County Health Department is also conducting an investigation.

As a follow up, while not in the article, I recall that the folks in question said they were keeping the animals as pets.
45 posted on 06/20/2006 9:56:39 PM PDT by ADemocratNoMore (Jeepers, Freepers, where'd 'ya get those sleepers?. Pj people, exposing old media's lies.)
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To: spectre
> Mystery? The beans are "pooped" out WHOLE, retrived from the pile of "waste" then ground up to be sold..yuk.

I understand that in some parts of Asia a durian that has been through an elephant's digestive tract is similarly considered a delicacy.
46 posted on 06/20/2006 10:02:20 PM PDT by ADemocratNoMore (Jeepers, Freepers, where'd 'ya get those sleepers?. Pj people, exposing old media's lies.)
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To: H. Paul Pressler IV

Well...I know for a fact that in Ft Erie Ontario, Canada years ago....the chinese restaraunts were busted for selling cat meat as chicken. After I read that I NEVER went to a chinese restaraunt and bought meat..EVER. Always just vegetables if I had to go....it's my personal boycott.


47 posted on 06/21/2006 5:09:24 AM PDT by Fawn (BUILD A LONG TALL WALL)
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To: Rokke
Eating out in most countries in Asia is an outstanding diet plan

When I go to Viet Nam I do not eat in the Restaurants. I eat in the stalls and the housefronts that have one or two small tables and a cooker, that serve only one item. You find the stall that serves what you want and it doesn't really matter because it is all delicious. You follow certain rules when you eat this way like eating only what has been cooked and don't drink the water unless it is served in a sealed bottle and is a major brand, or drink beer instead. The locals pretty much follow those rules, too. I got sick briefly once but that was from a bad cham cham fruit that I should have recognized. The only cooked dish that I found that I do not like is duck eggs. Southeast Asian food is nearly all superb and Vietnamese is the best of the best.

48 posted on 06/21/2006 5:23:04 AM PDT by ThanhPhero (di hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: jimtorr
n Southern China, they would eat anything that moved, and most things that didn't.

In Viet Nam the Viets say that about the Chinese. The Chinese in Viet Nam say that about China.

49 posted on 06/21/2006 5:25:42 AM PDT by ThanhPhero (di hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: SamAdams76
I don't think anybody makes chinese food better than America.

What you are eating in those Chinese Restaurants is American Chinese food. It is truly not the same thing as the indigenous fare. You will never see foetus on the menu in San Francisco or New York.

50 posted on 06/21/2006 5:28:29 AM PDT by ThanhPhero (di hanh huong den La Vang)
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