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Helicopter Rescues Man Chased By Cows
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 6-23-2006
Posted on 06/23/2006 4:58:43 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
"He rang the police on his mobile phone and said he had been chased into the swamp by some cows, . . ."
Guy's blessed to live in a community where a police
dispatcher would take him seriously. Where I live,
he would likely have been lectured about how it's not
nice to fool mother nature OR the police department.
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posted on
06/24/2006 7:14:38 AM PDT
by
righttackle44
(The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
To: potlatch; blam; devolve
My inlaws had a bunch of cows on their ranch.
I know that can be very scary!
Perhaps things would not have been so dire for him had he had a Cow-A-Saki. ;o)
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posted on
06/25/2006 1:53:13 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: dixiechick2000; devolve
LOL, very cute Cow-A-Saki DC!! THIS one might have scared the other cows off;
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posted on
06/25/2006 2:52:08 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: razorback-bert
I was once harassed for 3 days by a flock of butterflys.
I guess I should have called Game & Fish to helicopter me and mine out of there.
To: potlatch
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posted on
06/25/2006 6:04:56 PM PDT
by
devolve
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9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS
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To: devolve
Very cute, luckily it didn't have to heft 'mad cow Hillary'!
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posted on
06/25/2006 6:15:44 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: AnAmericanMother
"Hey there! Ya got any salt in your pocket? How 'bout some corn? Hey . . . why are you running away?"
This reminds me of the first (and only time) I had a (beef) tongue sandwich at a Kosher deli. It was really quite tasty, but when I felt it needed more mustard, I took off the top piece of bread, and the way it was sliced, I could see the taste buds! Blech! It just really creeped me out that while I was tasting it, it was tasting me right back!
I never did finish that sandwich!
Mark
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posted on
06/25/2006 6:25:56 PM PDT
by
MarkL
(When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
To: MarkL
I have never really cottoned to what is euphemistically called "variety meats" . . . way too much variety for me.
You should try field dressing your own deer -- if you can still eat the results, you are one tough cookie. ( You do get used to it after the third or fourth deer.)
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posted on
06/25/2006 6:34:30 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: potlatch
They'd need a bigger helicopter to lift Hillary......
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posted on
06/25/2006 7:23:27 PM PDT
by
devolve
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9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS
MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID
NO_NUEVO_TEJA)
To: potlatch
LOL!
That one would have made the "other"
cows slit their throats. ;o)
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posted on
06/25/2006 10:35:43 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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