Posted on 06/26/2006 6:07:41 AM PDT by jaydubya2
"Lay in a course for home and take us out, Mr. Sulu."
"Captain! I thought you'd never ask!!!"
"Heh, heh! Good one, Sulu. I meant HER out."
"Oh. But SHE's not my type!"
"Hey! Belay there, Mister!"
"But I'd rather be laid in my..."
"I said AS YOU WERE!"
"But I've always been this way!"
"I've had it! I'm ordering you to your quarters..."
"But you HAVEN'T! And I'll do ANYTHING you say!"
"Dammit! SECURITY! Cuff this man and confine him to the brig!"
"Oooh! Bondage! Confinement! *ouch!* Rough handling! I love it when you talk dirty! Promise you'll interrogate me!!!..." (Sulu is bundled away.)
"Dammit, Spock. What am I gonna DO with that man?"
"Considering your sentence, I'd say the logical thing was to ask him!"
"I don't need this from you, Commander."
(Spock raises an eyebrow.) "NOW you call me 'Commander.'
"What the...??? You got some kinda bug, Spock?"
"??? Ah! Colloquial American English. *ahem* Sir, aren't you going to ask me WHERE?"
"My. God. Well, I'll be..."
"I am not. And you are probably not. Almost assuredly not."
"Dr. McCoy! Bones! I need you to determine the fitness of this man to fulfill his duties."
"Jim. You can't mean that. Really?"
"I said DO IT!"
"Captain! I'm a DOCTOR! Not a... a... Tuba!"
(Scotty does a spit take. Peals of laughter from Uhura and Rand. ALL ask:) "Not a... Tuba?!?!"
"But it's my only line!!!"
(Curtain falls. Fade out. THE END!)
"guess what we've been doing to each other . . ."
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