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Caption Pic of John Kerry
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| june 26,2006
Posted on 06/26/2006 7:53:27 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., acknowledges applause alongside his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at Faneuil Hall, Monday, June 26, 2006, in Boston, where Kerry unveiled an energy plan reprising themes from his 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry called for reducing oil imports, increasing the number of cars powered by renewable fuels and focusing on cutting greenhouse gas emissions. (AP Photo/Julia Malakie)
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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John Kerry sadly begs with his eyes and hands to the audience to save him from the Belching Dragging Lady behind him.
To: AmericanMade1776
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:55:16 PM PDT
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: AmericanMade1776
John Kerry tries to keep greenhouse gas global warming emissions from escaping his mouth.
3
posted on
06/26/2006 7:55:27 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(Got freedom? Thank a veteran)
To: AmericanMade1776
mamma T making the rounds again? :\
To: AmericanMade1776
BWAHhahahahahahahahahah.....BWAHhahahahahahahahahahah..(breathe, breathe) BWAHhahahahahahahahah
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:55:58 PM PDT
by
DragonMarine
(Capitalism works, but it has to be paid for. (From the halls of Montezuma...)
To: AmericanMade1776
"If only I could wear my 'barn coat'!"
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:56:20 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: DragonMarine
To: AmericanMade1776
I guess he has gotten lip biting lessons from Clinton.
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:57:17 PM PDT
by
donmeaker
(If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy" then my ex wife is out of town.)
To: AmericanMade1776
Senator Kerry, I have a question. How about you actually do some work as a Senator instead of spending all your time campaigning for a party that does not want you to be its presidential nominee?
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:57:21 PM PDT
by
msnimje
(There is no way we can lose if we stay in Iraq and no way we can win if we cut and run.)
To: BenLurkin
To: AmericanMade1776
"My name is John Kerry and I... Have to doody!"
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:57:44 PM PDT
by
spikeytx86
(Pray for Democrats for they have been brainwashed by there fruity little club.)
To: AmericanMade1776
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:57:52 PM PDT
by
jpf
To: BenLurkin
"I'm back again - ready for 'duty'!"
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:58:05 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: AmericanMade1776
The only thing that comes to mind is, "I suck."
To: AmericanMade1776
Sooner or later, I am going to come up with something that makes sense and say it.
Maybe I will, but I do have this plan!!!!!
To: AmericanMade1776
"I guess I'll have to pull my own finger."
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:59:39 PM PDT
by
cincinnati65
(Lucky participant in 189 different Nigerian business deals......still waiting on payment.)
To: stockpixx
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posted on
06/26/2006 7:59:44 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: BenLurkin
My first thought was that old nursery school thing --- here's the church --- here's the steeple --- [after turning hands "inside out"] --- open the door and see the people ......... LOL
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:00:19 PM PDT
by
caryatid
(Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
To: BenLurkin
To: AmericanMade1776
And now, a man who can play "The Star Spangled Banner" by making fart noises with his hands:
*FRUNT, *FRUNTFRUNT *FRUNT *FRUNT *FRUUUUNT...
To: AmericanMade1776
"You love me...You really do love me!"
To: doesnt suffer fools gladly
Nah, Kerry should just smash the glass on his own greenhouses and stop the generation of anymore greenhouse gases. Jeez, this greenhouse gas thing is sooooo simple to fix.
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:00:42 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(If the political indictment's from Fitz, the jury always acquits.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:00:44 PM PDT
by
KoRn
To: AmericanMade1776
He's thinking "they love me, they really, really love me", and she's thinking 'they love him, we could really win this time". And I am thinking...not a chance suckers!
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:01:05 PM PDT
by
tina07
(In Memory of my Father - WWII Army Air Force Veteran)
To: AmericanMade1776
I'm producing biofuel at this very moment.
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:01:14 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: BenLurkin
Was that a "barn coat", I was almost sure it was a "soccer coat"
To: AmericanMade1776
I sure hope Rush brought some Viagra back for me!
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:01:27 PM PDT
by
MAD-AS-HELL
(Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"My wife doesn't take her medication and quite frankly I am a hopeless demagogue."
To: AmericanMade1776
They love me
They Love Me
Me
It's ME they love.
To: Moonman62
Ding Ding Ding - We have a winner!
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:02:46 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: AmericanMade1776
Sen. Kerry holds his breath and prays, as his wife waves away her 'wind'.
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:03:37 PM PDT
by
Number57
To: battlegearboat
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:03:37 PM PDT
by
tina07
(In Memory of my Father - WWII Army Air Force Veteran)
To: george76
If I only had a brain...
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:05:00 PM PDT
by
Corin Stormhands
(HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: AmericanMade1776
Kerry; "Oh please, please give me my allowance check. I'll be good. I'll say anything you want!"
The gigolo and the gold-digger in a public appearance. It isn't a pretty sight.
To: AmericanMade1776
cutting greenhouse gas emissionsBy closing his mouth!
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:06:28 PM PDT
by
kcvl
To: AmericanMade1776
Teresa looks sedated. They are learning.
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:07:46 PM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: AmericanMade1776
Someone help me, the woman behind me cut out my toungue!
To: paul51
Teresa should never be sedated, she is already like death warmed over.
To: AmericanMade1776
I think a good caption would be
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:10:02 PM PDT
by
alecqss
To: AmericanMade1776
"A CIA guy gave me this tie..."
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:11:41 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
To: AmericanMade1776
HumiliaTION NOW AND FOREVER.
To: cardinal4
That is John Kerry's unlucky tie, here he is seen wearing the same tie in his acceptance speech 2004 for the Democratic Party's nomination to run for President
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=3804215
To: AmericanMade1776; All
“This line of work — yes, that — isn’t as easy as you think.”
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:17:07 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: AmericanMade1776
Ah reckon Ah CAIN'T get me a huntin' license hyar ...
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:17:15 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: AmericanMade1776
Looks like his manservant took good care of it.
Was that really true? Did he really have a manservant?
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:23:04 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
To: george76
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:23:29 PM PDT
by
God luvs America
(When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
To: AmericanMade1776
When I was in Vietnam, I used to play reveille with my lips, like this!
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:27:31 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: AmericanMade1776
The deaths of those 2 million SE Asians by my friends in the Red Army is Seared in my Memory!
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:28:53 PM PDT
by
bray
(Hey Zaqueeri, say hello to Hitler, Stalin and Mohamhead)
To: cardinal4
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posted on
06/26/2006 8:30:55 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
To: cardinal4
it really is true that John Kerry has a man servant...
Kerry Campaigns With His Butler
Beacon Hill blue blood John Kerry likes to portray himself as the presidential candidate of the common man. But there's one common man he finds indispensable on the campaign trail: his butler.
Like a scene out of the old British drama "Upstairs Downstairs," Kerry would be helpless without his trusty manservant, Marvin Nicholson, by his side, ready to cater to his master's every whim, according to the New York Times today.
"When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready," Nicholson told the Times.
Of Nicholson's omnipresence on the campaign trail, the paper noted, "Mr. Kerry is comfortable being catered to."
Like any good butler, Nicholson comes to his job well prepared to serve the Boston Brahmin politico at a moment's notice. Among the items Nicholson carries at all times:
* Loose change - apparently in case the husband of millionairess Teresa Heinz wants to leave one of his notoriously meager tips.
* Tylenol, Advil, Advil Liquid Gels and Advil Sinus pills - lest continuing questions about his Vietnam War record give him a migraine.
* Swedish hand cream - because good old American-made Vaseline Intensive Care just isn't good enough.
* Halls cough drops - in case the silver spoon in Kerry's mouth begins to irritate.
* A ziplock bag with Kerry's favorite PB & J sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.
* Scope mouthwash, Handiwipes, two packs of Band-Aids, a sewing kit, a can of diet milkshake [Kerry prefers strawberry], a tube of Blistex and a myriad of other accoutrements that the hoi poloi who can't afford a butler must provide for themselves.
And for catering to the candidate's every whim, the fabulously wealthy Heinz-Kerrys pay Nicholson a wildly generous (by Kerry's standards) $45,000 annually.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/4/28/162617.shtml
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