HumiliaTION NOW AND FOREVER.
Posted on 06/26/2006 7:53:27 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
HumiliaTION NOW AND FOREVER.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=3804215
“This line of work — yes, that — isn’t as easy as you think.”
Ah reckon Ah CAIN'T get me a huntin' license hyar ...
Was that really true? Did he really have a manservant?
lol
it really is true that John Kerry has a man servant...
Kerry Campaigns With His Butler
Beacon Hill blue blood John Kerry likes to portray himself as the presidential candidate of the common man. But there's one common man he finds indispensable on the campaign trail: his butler.
Like a scene out of the old British drama "Upstairs Downstairs," Kerry would be helpless without his trusty manservant, Marvin Nicholson, by his side, ready to cater to his master's every whim, according to the New York Times today.
"When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready," Nicholson told the Times.
Of Nicholson's omnipresence on the campaign trail, the paper noted, "Mr. Kerry is comfortable being catered to."
Like any good butler, Nicholson comes to his job well prepared to serve the Boston Brahmin politico at a moment's notice. Among the items Nicholson carries at all times:
* Loose change - apparently in case the husband of millionairess Teresa Heinz wants to leave one of his notoriously meager tips.
* Tylenol, Advil, Advil Liquid Gels and Advil Sinus pills - lest continuing questions about his Vietnam War record give him a migraine.
* Swedish hand cream - because good old American-made Vaseline Intensive Care just isn't good enough.
* Halls cough drops - in case the silver spoon in Kerry's mouth begins to irritate.
* A ziplock bag with Kerry's favorite PB & J sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.
* Scope mouthwash, Handiwipes, two packs of Band-Aids, a sewing kit, a can of diet milkshake [Kerry prefers strawberry], a tube of Blistex and a myriad of other accoutrements that the hoi poloi who can't afford a butler must provide for themselves.
And for catering to the candidate's every whim, the fabulously wealthy Heinz-Kerrys pay Nicholson a wildly generous (by Kerry's standards) $45,000 annually.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/4/28/162617.shtml
I thought it was me, but she really does look "off." I really think there's something not normal about her.
Can I get me a hunting license here?
More agreeable pic to caption:
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/images/fishwrap002.jpg
:)
"I told Marvin "NO starch in my thongs".
That look on his face adds about 500 more words if you consider a picture is worth a thousand words.
"No, really, I did make that noise with my mouth; here, listen again..."
"Aw jeez, she's been into the Thorazine again"
Excellent!
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