Mars Emerging from Ice Age, Data Suggest (Global Warming On Mars)

SPACE.com ^ | 08 December 2003 | SPACE.com

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

The salesman never told me about the Mars travel option available on some of these late model SUVs.

[Cobra64]

I knew we shouldn't have sent up that Mars lander.

I'll call Totem Pole.

[Cobra64]

Is that Nancy Pelosi?

[ModelBreaker]

We really need to get these Martians to stop driving their SUV's so much.

Nah. It's the mars rover. See, W sends one vehicle there and bam, he messes it up, too. Where was Jimmy Carter when we really needed him. He could have fixed this.

[Mike Darancette]

Scientists have suspected in recent years that Mars might be undergoing some sort of global warming. New data points to the possibility it is emerging from an ice age.

Splain that Mr Algore.

[Republican Wildcat]

Sheila Jackson Lee must be notified.

[Frwy]

Excellent idea. But it looks like the Martian SUV's and logging have done a bit more damage on Mars than here. I can think of at least a ten "man" crew to assist Algore in flight. With fuel prices so high, they just might have to stay for, shall we say, an extended fact finding mission.

[Political Junkie Too]

Aw, come on...

Everyone knows that Mars only melts when the United States is facing it. It cools when Kyoto rotates its way, and then heats up again when North America turns its way.

It's a vicious 24-hour cycle.

-PJ