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Crouching Cheney, Hidden Rove
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Posted on 07/03/2006 2:38:59 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns

Crouching Cheney, Hidden Rove


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.. Mark my words, folks, if the Democrats keep this up it's going to blow up in their
.. face, bigtime.

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..Tim, we should follow the lead of Congressman John Murtha, the man who many
.. of us simply refer to as "The Hawk", who has put forth a plan to make America
.. safer, to make our military stronger and who will say or do anything to take down
.. a sitting president in a time of war. A war that is unwinnable, I might add, and for
.. which the president has no plan for victory.

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..Yes, Karl, I'm watching her on TV right now and I've just about had enough.
..Take her out. Now.

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm)))

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..Boom!

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..That was mighty fine work, Karl, mighty fine! But now it looks as though
..Ol' Mullah Dean is shooting off his big mouth again...

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..The very idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is as wrong as apple pie...

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..You know what to do , Karl.

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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..I mean, don't you just hate apple pie?

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..It's not working! Drats! What to do? What to do?

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.. Get me Dick Cheney!

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..Yes! Dick Cheney!...........................Dick, do you read me? It's me, Karl!

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..Karl? You're coming in a little fuzzy. Hold on a minute... Now where did I put
.. that contraption? Oh yes, I remember...

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..Ok, Karl, you're coming in loud and clear. What seems to be the problem? Yes.
.. Yes. Dean again,huh. I see. Alright, Karl, Routine 21 on three! One, two...

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..At the Copa ,Hey! Copacabana!
..The hottest spot north of Havana!

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..I'm too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shirt
..So sexy it hurts

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..((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!)))

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..Good work! Both of you!

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..Nice working with you again, Dick. Dick?....................... Where'd he go?

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..To infinity and beyoooooooond!!

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..Greetings friends and conversationalists, all across the fruited plain. Well, well,
..well, has El Rushbo ever got a See I Told Ya So for you...

1 posted on 07/03/2006 2:39:01 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Thank you for .... for whatever that is called.


2 posted on 07/03/2006 2:46:13 AM PDT by Draco
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To: Roscoe Karns

Between this and two cups of coffee, I'll be ready even for a Monday morning :-)


3 posted on 07/03/2006 2:54:30 AM PDT by T'wit (It is not possible to "go too far" criticizing liberals. No matter what you say, they're worse.)
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To: Roscoe Karns; All
A couple of my favorites:

 
 



4 posted on 07/03/2006 2:59:13 AM PDT by backhoe (Just an Old Keyboard Cowboy, Ridin' the Trakball into the Dawn of Information)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That was great!


5 posted on 07/03/2006 3:01:31 AM PDT by Lancer_N3502A
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To: Roscoe Karns

Your page is hysterical! But I think you have waaaaayyyy too much time on your hands...


6 posted on 07/03/2006 3:05:23 AM PDT by IrishRainy
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTF - Show 'em the Nancy Pelosi and James Carville parodies. How long did it take you to put this all together?


7 posted on 07/03/2006 3:11:56 AM PDT by golas1964 ("He tasks me... He tasks me, and I shall have him!")
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To: golas1964
How long did it take you to put this all together?

I did them all tonight!

Well, not all of them.

Actually, I'd say about 6 months.

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8 posted on 07/03/2006 3:41:02 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Maybe my sense of humor needs adjustment, but I thought the Helen Thomas routine was my kind of humor.


9 posted on 07/03/2006 3:54:01 AM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Maybe my sense of humor needs adjustment, but I thought the Helen Thomas routine was my kind of humor.


10 posted on 07/03/2006 3:55:14 AM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: wita

Actually, it appears my sense of double post needs adjustment.


11 posted on 07/03/2006 3:56:47 AM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: wita

Excuse me, Helen, But did you just fart?

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Not me. I never fart.

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Well, not since the Big Fart of '87, that is.

12 posted on 07/03/2006 4:10:53 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

bump for lovers of grade-eight-level-humor everywhere.


13 posted on 07/03/2006 4:56:20 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL.


14 posted on 07/03/2006 5:36:08 AM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hey, I represent that!


15 posted on 07/03/2006 5:58:40 AM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMA. Thanks for the chuckles. Loved your homepage. You have a certain flair for this kind of thing.


16 posted on 07/03/2006 6:00:14 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake But Accurate, Experts Say.')
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To: Roscoe Karns

Terrific! My favorite is the Chris Matthews interview of Zarqawi. That's priceless!


17 posted on 07/03/2006 6:46:13 AM PDT by Ben Hecks
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To: Roscoe Karns

I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading your personal page and I must say that...you've got the best one I've ever read on FR. Laughed myself silly - the wife is giving me the evil eye and the day's work is still undone. Thanks!


18 posted on 07/03/2006 7:00:50 AM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Wisdom of the Leftist Tao, No.379: Women are men, men are children and children are adults.)
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To: Ben Hecks

Ditto!! It was HYSTERICAL!!!!


19 posted on 07/03/2006 7:01:47 AM PDT by mpackard (The doc says "then dont do that")
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To: Roscoe Karns

OMG! That is too funny!


20 posted on 07/03/2006 8:35:12 AM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Welcome to my little Rosemary Anne, born 10/24, #8)
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To: Big Giant Head

I read this and thought you would like it! LOL


21 posted on 07/03/2006 8:35:50 AM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Welcome to my little Rosemary Anne, born 10/24, #8)
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To: Roscoe Karns

GREAT JOB!!!


22 posted on 07/03/2006 8:39:35 AM PDT by no dems (www.4condi.com)
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To: Diva

This is just funny, not strenuous. ;-)

Pinz


23 posted on 07/03/2006 8:58:49 AM PDT by pinz-n-needlez (Charter Snowflake, Rummy fan)
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To: Roscoe Karns
To infinity and beyoooooooond!!


24 posted on 07/03/2006 9:03:56 AM PDT by dirtboy (When Bush is on the same side as Ted the Swimmer on an issue, you know he's up to no good...)
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