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NORAD Invaded N. Korean Privacy !!
The Morning Paper
Posted on 07/05/2006 6:38:36 AM PDT by genefromjersey
The Daily Tattletale
NORAD INVADED N. KOREAN PRIVACY !!
Washington, July 5,2006 : Unidentified sources in NORAD have advised us their super-secret electronic network monitored the launching and flight trajectories of North Korean missiles yesterday-without seeking the consent of North Koreas Democratically- Elected and- Awfully Nice - Peoples Government.
Outraged privacy advocates in and out of Congress have promised a full-scale investigation . Were going to get to the bottom of this , an angry Congressional hopeful (quoted on the basis of anonymity ) declared.
Meanwhile , one source in NORAD expressed relief the North Koreans had not chosen a launch area sited just 87 kilometers southwest of the actual launch site. Our sensor arrays have an anomalous blind spot in that area ,our source chuckled.
We have checked with our sources in the CIA and Pentagon,but have not been able to confirm the blind spot location yet.
The White House has issued a terse No comment.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bias; folks; media; missiles; nkorea; proliferation; really; satire
You have submitted this to the NYT, right?
posted on 07/05/2006 6:42:30 AM PDT
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Odds are 60-40 that this is satire...
posted on 07/05/2006 6:42:36 AM PDT
by Izzy Dunne
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Is that blind spot at 6'66" longitude and 66'6' latitude.
To: Izzy Dunne
The NYT is at this moment trying to figure an anti-US spin to this story.
To: Eric in the Ozarks
The NY Slimes headline will be "Bush Bears Full Responsibility For The Blind Spot"...
posted on 07/05/2006 7:20:45 AM PDT
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Unidentified sources in NORAD have advised us their super-secret electronic network monitored the launching and flight trajectories of North Korean missiles yesterday-without seeking the consent of North Koreas Democratically- Elected and- Awfully Nice - Peoples Government.
Oh, the humanity!!!
posted on 07/05/2006 8:13:37 AM PDT
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