Just what Cleveland needs. Something to replace all the companies the politicians have driven out of town. I can picture it now. Thousands of bathhouses will make it a tourists paradise.
The mayor will probably be down there cutting the ribbon for them. He'll cut it with a big... uh,...
All of my neighbors are going to be down at this place.

I can't help but laugh, man. This place is as crazy as it was when I left. Scratch that. It's even crazier now that I've returned.
Shhh... Don't tell anyone, mmmkay?
You live in Lakewood?