(reprise) DFU SONG: Battle of New Orleans (the Vince Foster body moving anniversary song)

DFU SONGS | 7-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

I met Patrick Knowlton. He was one of the keys to the case. How Vince got to the park has still never been solved. Trooper Roger Perry was on duty at the Governor's Mansion in Arkansas when he received the phone call from Helen Dickey (Chelsea's nanny). That call was at about the time the body was found. Clinton claims he found out a couple hours later when he was on Larry King. Dickey lied in her testimony to D'Amato's committee and claimed she learned about the death hours later. Perry and Larry Patterson wanted to testify but D'Amato refused to call them. Had they testified, that would have ended the Clinton presidency.

MIDI - BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS

I'm stuck in traffic and really had to pee
And can't believe this kind of thing is happenin' to me
I'm lookin' for a restroom but there isn't one to find
So I know that trouble's brewin' and I'm really in a bind

I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn't make it
That mean old Mother Nature is the one I've often cursed
I'd hold my breath but knew I couldn't fake it
If I'm not pullin' over soon my bladder's gonna burst

A mile down the road I think I might a seen a sign
And I think it said McDonalds and to me that's mighty fine
I'm shakin' all over, people thought it was a dance
But there's no way in Hades that I wanna mess my pants

I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn't make it
That mean old Mother Nature is the one I've often cursed
I'd hold my breath but knew I couldn't fake it
If I'm not pullin' over soon my bladder's gonna burst

The pain was growin' so I'm pullin' over quick
I just gotta find a place because I think I'm gettin' sick
I saw "Ft. Marcy" and I started yelling "hark!"
There will be a tree and I will just go tinkle in the park

I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn't make it
That mean old Mother Nature is the one I've often cursed
I'd hold my breath but knew I couldn't fake it
If I'm not pullin' over soon my bladder's gonna burst

Well, I jump from my car but there's some fella watchin'
He's glarin', I know that he's as mean as he could be
I quickly walk to a tree by a cannon
I didn't want no trouble I just had to take a pee

I'm zippin' my zipper and I'm getting' in my car
But the thug is there, I'm wonderin' if I'll be gettin' far
I saw two cars that later I was able to describe
I'd tell the truth, I'd tell it straight and never take a bribe

I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn't make it
And mean old Mother Nature is the one I've often cursed
I'd hold my breath but knew I couldn't fake it
If I'm not pullin' over soon my bladder's gonna burst

Then harassment was startin' by some guys a packin'
They were watchin', they're bumpin' me wherever I would go
'Cause that's the time that they dumped poor ol' Foster
Those guys had done him in that day, I didn't even know

[phoenix0468]

So, I guess it's still not possible to tie the Clintoons to the crime eh?

[doug from upland]

I never tied them to the crime of Vince's actual death. I believe that Vince did what Dickey told Perry --- he shot himself in the parking lot of the White House. By moving the body, it prevented the FBI from sealing his office as a crime scene. The Clintonistas would have never been able to raid his office that night.

[phoenix0468]

I still think he was shot. And Slick and the Vamp have something to do with it.

[doug from upland]

He was their private attorney and had a number of secrets and a great deal of pressure. The tainted blood scandal was about to hit.

[Roccus]

I've long felt that D'Amato went after this too soon. Way too many questions went unanswered because the Parks Dept. had not finished its investigation.

[Chode]

one of the FIRST things i wish W had done was cover the whole WhiteHouse with Luminol and look for trace blood...

[Chode]

[Chode]

sorry... my bad, wrong thread!!!

[phoenix0468]

The tainted blood scandal was about to hit.

I'm not familiar with it.

[murdoog]

14th anniversary bump

[doug from upland]

Thanks for finding this from the archives. :)

[murdoog]

anniversary bump

[doug from upland]

let’s bring this back