the BEAST is NOT from newyork thank you very much!!! it just happens to own property here... 8^)
Posted on 07/24/2006 5:00:57 PM PDT by blam
Whew! Now I can sleep better!
Yeah most fat people avoid climbing mountains and steep slopes too. I know I do.
Either they all wind up in valleys or they go up as much as they go down.
Somewhere there is an elephant that is going to remember that this guy accused elephants of not taking the high road.
That is a really stupid article and stupid study. They needed to follow 30 elephants with GPS systems to observe the elephants avoid mountains? And the big theory is it takes more energy to go uphill? I suspect the theory is both obvious and wrong, that the elephants cannot deal as effectively with a predator if they are stuck on hilly terrain, versus flat ground where they can better flee, threaten, or trample a predator.
Good point. This so called scientist must not extrapolate too much from his data. He would probably find that there is a connection between drowning and consumption of ice cream (they both peak in August).
This study sounds as vacuous as the old Monty Python routine about dinosaurs; "I have a theory, which is mine, which is a theory...".
I've read about elephants that travelled pretty high on the slopes of mountains to reach salt deposits.
I seem to remember something about that...in dark caves, right?
Hillary Clinton is from a flat part of NY State. She visits Washington, DC, which is mostly flat. Coincidence?
That's it. I saw a documentary on these elepants. It's absolutely black in those caves.
I've GOT IT!!!
They all have to eventually end up in the Sea, right?
Then they turn into WHALES!! (Big, Grey, Mammals...)
OK..Where's my Nobel Prize? Where's my NSF Grant!!!??
This shoul at least least get you some time on O'Reilly :)
This article is very meaningful,,,as it explains why Hillary has never been seen or photographed walking uphill.
the BEAST is NOT from newyork thank you very much!!! it just happens to own property here... 8^)
This may help explain the current US Congress in it's torporous and elephantine circumambulation around most major issues!
here's something cool: the word "resign", when stated two different ways, means the opposite of itself.
Lol...I thought this was an article about Republicans; I guess I was wrong...or was I? :)
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