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St. Paul police cite Sen. Norm Coleman's father for lewd and disorderly conduct
St Paul (Mn) Pioneer Press Dispatch ^ | 7/26/06 | Tim Nelsa/Mara Gottfried - Staff Reporters

Posted on 07/26/2006 2:47:39 PM PDT by MplsSteve

Norm Coleman Sr., the father of Minnesota's junior senator, was cited for lewd and disorderly conduct Tuesday after police officers reported finding him engaged in a sex act in a car near a pizzeria on E. 7th St. in St. Paul.

A police report said officers were called to Savoy Inn at 7:40 p.m. to investigate a report that two people were having sex in a car.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: lewdness; miracledrug; normcoleman; normsdad; sex; viagra
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Wow, I hardly know what to say.

Special Memo to Norm Coleman's Dad:

What you did was probably OK when you were 17 and on a dark farm road somewhere.

However, you're in your 80's now and it was daylight when you decided to get your groove on. Please exercise a little discretion next time.

P.S. A 38-year old? You are definitely a mchine, Mr. Coleman!

1 posted on 07/26/2006 2:47:42 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: MplsSteve

No room at the Inn?


2 posted on 07/26/2006 2:48:29 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: MplsSteve

Wow......How old would Mr. Coleman be?


3 posted on 07/26/2006 2:48:36 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana

81 years young - and definitely ready to party!


4 posted on 07/26/2006 2:49:34 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: MplsSteve
The police report stated a woman, Patrizia Marie Schrag, 38, also was cited for lewd and disorderly conduct.

Gotta admire those Colemans. Norm marries a lingerie model, and his 80 year old dad shtups a 38 year old. Just damn.

5 posted on 07/26/2006 2:50:10 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: hispanarepublicana

81


I'm thinkin' little blue pill.


6 posted on 07/26/2006 2:50:14 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: hispanarepublicana
Wow......How old would Mr. Coleman be?

The story says 81.

7 posted on 07/26/2006 2:50:19 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: MplsSteve

Hey, when you get that age I guess you take it wherever you can get it! ;-)


8 posted on 07/26/2006 2:50:29 PM PDT by Normal4me
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To: MplsSteve

Should I ask the party affiliation? It was not mentioned.


9 posted on 07/26/2006 2:50:48 PM PDT by doodad
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To: MplsSteve

Bill Clinton in 30 years?


10 posted on 07/26/2006 2:50:50 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: MplsSteve

Bragging rights at the old folks home.


11 posted on 07/26/2006 2:51:34 PM PDT by Dracian
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To: MplsSteve

Elderly men lose something with aging. Among them is in good judgment. In the meantime, for an old man to have sex in a car suggests a virility and vigor uncommon in that age group. And with a 38 year old.


12 posted on 07/26/2006 2:51:41 PM PDT by shrinkermd
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To: doodad

Norm's a Republican.

He won the seat vacated by Paul Wellstone's death in 2002.


13 posted on 07/26/2006 2:51:41 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: MplsSteve

Animals, by Nickelback

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in


14 posted on 07/26/2006 2:51:50 PM PDT by Crawdad (So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
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To: doodad
Should I ask the party affiliation? It was not mentioned.

Senator Coleman is a Republican, I don't know about his dad's party affiliation would be or if it would matter.

15 posted on 07/26/2006 2:52:29 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The Latest on the Ohio gov race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: lesser_satan

He should be cited for violating the "half your age plus eight" rule.


16 posted on 07/26/2006 2:52:43 PM PDT by Dracian
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To: MplsSteve

Prolly just getting a BJ.


17 posted on 07/26/2006 2:52:48 PM PDT by GourmetDan
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To: MplsSteve

Maybe he was just showing off. If I am 80 and having sex with a 38 year old, I would want to whole world to know.


18 posted on 07/26/2006 2:52:53 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Gay State Conservative

"The story says 81."

Dang!
81?
And he's still so frisky?
Well there's hope for all of us yet.


19 posted on 07/26/2006 2:53:09 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: lesser_satan
"Just damn."
That's what a good [and I mean REALLY good] pizza can do. In the place of the owner of that pizzeria on E. 7th St. in St. Paul I'd be using this occasion for advertising in retirement communities.
20 posted on 07/26/2006 2:55:53 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: MplsSteve

NICE POPS! Gettin Some at 81, LMAO!!!!!!!


21 posted on 07/26/2006 2:56:27 PM PDT by cmsgop ( President Mahmud Ahmadinejad Must Purify Himself in The Waters of Lake Minnetonka)
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To: lesser_satan
His wife is aspiring actress Laurie Coleman, She was in the Twin Cities production of the Vagina Monologues.
22 posted on 07/26/2006 2:57:48 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: MplsSteve

LMAO! I just called my father (76) and told him this story. He so admires Mr. Coleman, said he's a better man than me!


23 posted on 07/26/2006 2:59:06 PM PDT by hipaatwo (Kofi anti-Semite who sucks up to Arab dictators and presides over UN choking on its own filth-JPod)
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To: GSWarrior

GET A ROOM!


24 posted on 07/26/2006 2:59:55 PM PDT by Shimmer128 (If chocolate fudge cake could sing, it would sound like Barry White.)
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To: Jameison
Dang! 81? And he's still so frisky? Well there's hope for all of us yet.

A couple of things you might have missed.First is that the woman involved was in her 30's.The second is that it was in public,not in a private place.

I,for one,wonder if Coleman's father might have a screw loose (**no** pun intended).

25 posted on 07/26/2006 3:01:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: MplsSteve

But he WAS a Democrat. Wonder what the horny old man is....my guess a Democrat...and a LIBERAL one to boot!! Any bets??


26 posted on 07/26/2006 3:01:41 PM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: Jameison

Hopefully the rest of you will have better judgement and get a room.... ;)
susie


27 posted on 07/26/2006 3:03:20 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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To: Perdogg

What kind of Catholic appears in the V***** Monologues??? And she LIVES in LA??? What's with these marriages??


28 posted on 07/26/2006 3:04:25 PM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: MplsSteve

He is a posterboy for Viagra!


29 posted on 07/26/2006 3:05:28 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: Perdogg; MplsSteve; GSlob; Dracian
Here's Normie's wife, for your viewing pleasure:

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting

30 posted on 07/26/2006 3:05:29 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: ExpatGator

Watch out, Bob Dole.


31 posted on 07/26/2006 3:06:10 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Gay State Conservative
"First is that the woman involved was in her 30's"

If the guys is single, he is going to get plenty of kudos for bedding a 30 something year old chick.
Ho nay 81 year olds can claim to have done that?


"The second is that it was in public,not in a private place."

If he broke the law for lewd behavior in public, he will just have to be charged in court like anyone else, and pay the price for it.
32 posted on 07/26/2006 3:06:43 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: MplsSteve

They are consenting adults. Did the person that reported them have a desire but was not invited?


33 posted on 07/26/2006 3:07:04 PM PDT by YOUGOTIT
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To: MplsSteve

I think I have a new Hero.


34 posted on 07/26/2006 3:07:17 PM PDT by stimpy17 (Crazy is as crazy does)
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To: brytlea
Hopefully the rest of you will have better judgement and get a room.... ;)

Umm..one would hope so.
What's the point of getting busted b4 you even get anywhere? :)
35 posted on 07/26/2006 3:08:41 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: Crawdad
Animals, by Nickelback

Lol. That song is one of my guilty pleasures.

36 posted on 07/26/2006 3:08:41 PM PDT by Mordacious
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To: Suzy Quzy

Why get married if you cannot enjoy your spouse's company?


37 posted on 07/26/2006 3:09:09 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: lesser_satan

Wikipedia says she's 50. She looks good for 50.


38 posted on 07/26/2006 3:12:27 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Jameison
If the guys is single, he is going to get plenty of kudos for bedding a 30 something year old chick.

Semantic question: Can you bed someone in a car?

39 posted on 07/26/2006 3:13:43 PM PDT by Mordacious
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To: Perdogg

No kidding! Looks better than most 30-something chicks I know.


40 posted on 07/26/2006 3:14:11 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: lesser_satan

Un-classy to say the least.


41 posted on 07/26/2006 3:15:30 PM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: Mordacious

LOL!


42 posted on 07/26/2006 3:15:58 PM PDT by Jameison
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To: MplsSteve
The little blue pill sure is a miracle drug. As to the timing, "come on, honey, let's get it on; the pill is wearing off! It's now or never."
43 posted on 07/26/2006 3:17:18 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Occupation does not cause terrorism; terrorism causes occupation. (A. Dershowitz))
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To: Jameison
If the guys is single, he is going to get plenty of kudos for bedding a 30 something year old chick. Ho nay 81 year olds can claim to have done that?

IMO,that's an attitude that's more befitting a 17 year old than one befitting an 81 year old....or even someone who's my age.I'd much prefer to be "bedding" a woman who's close to my own age...and with whom I could have things in common.

What can an 81 year old guy have in common with a 30 something woman?

44 posted on 07/26/2006 3:17:31 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: Suzy Quzy

I don't know, she has her legs crossed like a good girl in the first pic, and I thought the second was about as classy as a lingerie pic can be.


45 posted on 07/26/2006 3:19:36 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: doodad; All
Not sure how conservative a Republican he is. But It was good to see him beat Mondale after the Democrats held a party at Wellstone's funeral.

Norm Coleman Wikipedi

Previously a member of the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party, Coleman switched to the Republican Party of Minnesota in 1996.

46 posted on 07/26/2006 3:19:44 PM PDT by Rameumptom (Gen X = they killed 1 in 4 of us)
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To: Gay State Conservative
What can an 81 year old guy have in common with a 30 something woman?

An insatiable libido? (especially with the help of Viagra)

47 posted on 07/26/2006 3:20:47 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Rameumptom

He's been very good going after the UN, and that means a hell of a lot to me.


48 posted on 07/26/2006 3:21:43 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: MplsSteve

I didn't go beyond the excerpt, but was it a "Menage A Uno"?


49 posted on 07/26/2006 3:22:30 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: MplsSteve

Was "Stompin' At The Savoy" playing on the car stereo when the police broke it up??


50 posted on 07/26/2006 3:27:12 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
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