Skip to comments.St. Paul police cite Sen. Norm Coleman's father for lewd and disorderly conduct
Posted on 07/26/2006 2:47:39 PM PDT by MplsSteve
Norm Coleman Sr., the father of Minnesota's junior senator, was cited for lewd and disorderly conduct Tuesday after police officers reported finding him engaged in a sex act in a car near a pizzeria on E. 7th St. in St. Paul.
A police report said officers were called to Savoy Inn at 7:40 p.m. to investigate a report that two people were having sex in a car.
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Special Memo to Norm Coleman's Dad:
What you did was probably OK when you were 17 and on a dark farm road somewhere.
However, you're in your 80's now and it was daylight when you decided to get your groove on. Please exercise a little discretion next time.
P.S. A 38-year old? You are definitely a mchine, Mr. Coleman!
No room at the Inn?
Wow......How old would Mr. Coleman be?
81 years young - and definitely ready to party!
Gotta admire those Colemans. Norm marries a lingerie model, and his 80 year old dad shtups a 38 year old. Just damn.
I'm thinkin' little blue pill.
The story says 81.
Hey, when you get that age I guess you take it wherever you can get it! ;-)
Should I ask the party affiliation? It was not mentioned.
Bill Clinton in 30 years?
Bragging rights at the old folks home.
Elderly men lose something with aging. Among them is in good judgment. In the meantime, for an old man to have sex in a car suggests a virility and vigor uncommon in that age group. And with a 38 year old.
Norm's a Republican.
He won the seat vacated by Paul Wellstone's death in 2002.
Animals, by Nickelback
We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in
Senator Coleman is a Republican, I don't know about his dad's party affiliation would be or if it would matter.
He should be cited for violating the "half your age plus eight" rule.
Prolly just getting a BJ.
Maybe he was just showing off. If I am 80 and having sex with a 38 year old, I would want to whole world to know.
"The story says 81."
And he's still so frisky?
Well there's hope for all of us yet.
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