It's an okay religion for people eating grasshoppers in the middle of a desert. I could see it as a step up for the worst of the worst off. But messing with us is just crazy. We are on the other end of the spectrum. Or maybe not.
Last night's Nightline about the rampant instances of teen diabetes from eating oneself to death was instructive in that it showed a good portion of our population is as lost in the wilderness as the starving nomad in the Sahara. Our religious teachings don't seem to be sticking to these folks re gluttony and such sins.
Please tell me you're not serious.