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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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1 posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:36 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: bitt; demkicker; RedRover; Serb5150; investigateworld; synbad600; The Spirit Of Allegiance; ...

Ping!


2 posted on 07/28/2006 5:02:58 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; ...

Nice Job Roscoe!


3 posted on 07/28/2006 5:03:19 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL, Those gadgets almost look like Rove's weather machine.


4 posted on 07/28/2006 5:03:26 PM PDT by proud_yank (If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until its free.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I'd suggest you needed to get a life if this is what you are doing on Friday night. but then I realized I'm here reading it.


5 posted on 07/28/2006 5:03:39 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: Roscoe Karns

That was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs.


6 posted on 07/28/2006 5:03:50 PM PDT by irishtenor (We survived Clinton in the 80s... we can survive her even when her husband is gone.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh .........


7 posted on 07/28/2006 5:04:06 PM PDT by Jackknife ( "It's not a real party 'til somebody breaks something.")
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To: Roscoe Karns

heh...anatomy of a ZOT


8 posted on 07/28/2006 5:04:53 PM PDT by evad
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To: Roscoe Karns

Best ever.


9 posted on 07/28/2006 5:05:45 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Roscoe Karns

Ooooooh!!!! Now yah gone done it. There ain't no help fer yah now.


10 posted on 07/28/2006 5:06:00 PM PDT by ancient_geezer (Don't reform it, Replace it.)
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To: driftdiver

"I'd suggest you needed to get a life if this is what you are doing on Friday night. but then I realized I'm here reading it."

He probably assembled it earlier in the week. Regardless, very funny. Wish I had thought of this!


11 posted on 07/28/2006 5:06:21 PM PDT by jdm
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To: Roscoe Karns; MikefromOhio; darkwing104

No fair baiting!


12 posted on 07/28/2006 5:06:56 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Political troglodyte with a partisan axe to grind)
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To: Roscoe Karns
"Post of the Year" Nomination!!

It'll be a Freeper Classic!

Atta-Boy!

13 posted on 07/28/2006 5:07:19 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Roscoe Karns; NYTexan; WestCoastGal; NormsRevenge; GRRRRR; don-o

ping


14 posted on 07/28/2006 5:07:24 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Kim Jong is ILL, VERY ILL)
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To: Roscoe Karns
You have way too much time on your hands!

Thanks!

15 posted on 07/28/2006 5:07:31 PM PDT by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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To: Dog Gone

zzzzzzz


16 posted on 07/28/2006 5:07:57 PM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFL! Well done - the VK's approve!


17 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:05 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Get off my lawn!)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Brilliant job! ROTFLOL

BRAVO !


18 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:10 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Roscoe Karns

Admin reporting for duty.


19 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:20 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hehehe... CLASSIC!


20 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:34 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
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To: retrokitten; conservativebabe; mystery-ak; EmilyGeiger
That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000! ---It's all politics, Joe. .

LMAO!

21 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:42 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL! That was so funny, I'm gonna try to steal it! Thanks for the guffaws!


22 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:52 PM PDT by blu (People, for God's sake, think for yourselves)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Excellent. Great. ROFLMAO!


23 posted on 07/28/2006 5:09:07 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Admin Moderator

It's customary to ping another FReeper when you mention their name!


24 posted on 07/28/2006 5:09:18 PM PDT by Doohickey (I am not unappeasable. YOU are just too easily appeased.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

That would make a great name for a band....

25 posted on 07/28/2006 5:09:52 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Admin Moderator

Good to know you're there. Now why does this "Loose Lips sink ships" printed in red keep poppin on and off on my posting page?

ROTFLMFAO!


26 posted on 07/28/2006 5:11:26 PM PDT by 308MBR ( "She pulled up her petticoat, and I pulled out for Tulsa!" Abstinence training from Bob Wills.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL!


27 posted on 07/28/2006 5:11:58 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO! Great post!


28 posted on 07/28/2006 5:12:22 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: evad
Anatomy of a Flea...


29 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:27 PM PDT by GRRRRR (WHERE is the next Ronald Reagan? Virginia?)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Pretty funny Roscoe.

But you forgot this:

L

30 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:30 PM PDT by Lurker (2 months and still no Bill from Pence. Does anyone on his staff own a pen?)
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To: Jet Jaguar; Roscoe Karns

Laughing in Houston!


31 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:34 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

That would make a great name for a band....

The whole thing or just "spork-weasel"? :)

32 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:43 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
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To: 308MBR
This thread needs a moonbat in need of Zotting.


33 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:59 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Roscoe Karns
FANTASTIC
34 posted on 07/28/2006 5:14:26 PM PDT by guitar4jesus (Black, Conservative . . . and I vote!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROFLMAO!


35 posted on 07/28/2006 5:15:30 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: All

36 posted on 07/28/2006 5:15:46 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: cibco

Ping!


37 posted on 07/28/2006 5:16:07 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

bumped and bookmarked


38 posted on 07/28/2006 5:17:32 PM PDT by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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To: silent_jonny

Presenting Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers!


39 posted on 07/28/2006 5:17:41 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: GRRRRR

heh


40 posted on 07/28/2006 5:18:16 PM PDT by evad
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To: Roscoe Karns

You just do what the voices in your head tell you to, don't you?


41 posted on 07/28/2006 5:18:20 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Roscoe Karns

EXCELLENT!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!


42 posted on 07/28/2006 5:19:58 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money -- M. Thatcher)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Salute!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!


43 posted on 07/28/2006 5:20:27 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

44 posted on 07/28/2006 5:20:47 PM PDT by devane617 (It's McCain and a Rat -- Now what?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!


45 posted on 07/28/2006 5:21:12 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("Bobby, if you weren't my son... I'd hug you...")
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To: Roscoe Karns
Ash Alerts used to be all the rage. Boy we've come a long way.
46 posted on 07/28/2006 5:23:11 PM PDT by Gumption ("Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad", "Sherpa, Sherpa, Bakala")
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To: Jim Robinson

I didn't know you had a sense of humor.. {;0)


47 posted on 07/28/2006 5:24:16 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Instant classic!!!

Well done.

48 posted on 07/28/2006 5:24:24 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: defconw

Thanks! I'm LLL here!


49 posted on 07/28/2006 5:25:12 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns
No cats with machine guns?

One of my favorite things.

50 posted on 07/28/2006 5:26:34 PM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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