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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: retrokitten; conservativebabe; mystery-ak; EmilyGeiger
That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000! ---It's all politics, Joe. .

LMAO!

21 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:42 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL! That was so funny, I'm gonna try to steal it! Thanks for the guffaws!


22 posted on 07/28/2006 5:08:52 PM PDT by blu (People, for God's sake, think for yourselves)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Excellent. Great. ROFLMAO!


23 posted on 07/28/2006 5:09:07 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Admin Moderator

It's customary to ping another FReeper when you mention their name!


24 posted on 07/28/2006 5:09:18 PM PDT by Doohickey (I am not unappeasable. YOU are just too easily appeased.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

That would make a great name for a band....

25 posted on 07/28/2006 5:09:52 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Admin Moderator

Good to know you're there. Now why does this "Loose Lips sink ships" printed in red keep poppin on and off on my posting page?

ROTFLMFAO!


26 posted on 07/28/2006 5:11:26 PM PDT by 308MBR ( "She pulled up her petticoat, and I pulled out for Tulsa!" Abstinence training from Bob Wills.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL!


27 posted on 07/28/2006 5:11:58 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO! Great post!


28 posted on 07/28/2006 5:12:22 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: evad
Anatomy of a Flea...


29 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:27 PM PDT by GRRRRR (WHERE is the next Ronald Reagan? Virginia?)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Pretty funny Roscoe.

But you forgot this:

L

30 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:30 PM PDT by Lurker (2 months and still no Bill from Pence. Does anyone on his staff own a pen?)
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To: Jet Jaguar; Roscoe Karns

Laughing in Houston!


31 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:34 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

That would make a great name for a band....

The whole thing or just "spork-weasel"? :)

32 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:43 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
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To: 308MBR
This thread needs a moonbat in need of Zotting.


33 posted on 07/28/2006 5:13:59 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Roscoe Karns
FANTASTIC
34 posted on 07/28/2006 5:14:26 PM PDT by guitar4jesus (Black, Conservative . . . and I vote!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROFLMAO!


35 posted on 07/28/2006 5:15:30 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: All

36 posted on 07/28/2006 5:15:46 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: cibco

Ping!


37 posted on 07/28/2006 5:16:07 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

bumped and bookmarked


38 posted on 07/28/2006 5:17:32 PM PDT by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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To: silent_jonny

Presenting Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers!


39 posted on 07/28/2006 5:17:41 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: GRRRRR

heh


40 posted on 07/28/2006 5:18:16 PM PDT by evad
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