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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns

You just do what the voices in your head tell you to, don't you?


41 posted on 07/28/2006 5:18:20 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Roscoe Karns

EXCELLENT!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!


42 posted on 07/28/2006 5:19:58 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money -- M. Thatcher)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Salute!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!


43 posted on 07/28/2006 5:20:27 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

44 posted on 07/28/2006 5:20:47 PM PDT by devane617 (It's McCain and a Rat -- Now what?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!


45 posted on 07/28/2006 5:21:12 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("Bobby, if you weren't my son... I'd hug you...")
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To: Roscoe Karns
Ash Alerts used to be all the rage. Boy we've come a long way.
46 posted on 07/28/2006 5:23:11 PM PDT by Gumption ("Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad", "Sherpa, Sherpa, Bakala")
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To: Jim Robinson

I didn't know you had a sense of humor.. {;0)


47 posted on 07/28/2006 5:24:16 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Instant classic!!!

Well done.

48 posted on 07/28/2006 5:24:24 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: defconw

Thanks! I'm LLL here!


49 posted on 07/28/2006 5:25:12 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns
No cats with machine guns?

One of my favorite things.

50 posted on 07/28/2006 5:26:34 PM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: Fudd Fan

You gotta see this!


51 posted on 07/28/2006 5:26:37 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFL


52 posted on 07/28/2006 5:27:07 PM PDT by GoLightly
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To: Roscoe Karns
Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. This is why I hate everyone equally! (Sarc off) God bless, FREE REPUBLIC!!
53 posted on 07/28/2006 5:27:26 PM PDT by mosquewatch.com ("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Presenting Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers!

I love Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers!

:)

54 posted on 07/28/2006 5:27:37 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
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To: Roscoe Karns

55 posted on 07/28/2006 5:27:45 PM PDT by Nick Danger (www.vvlf.org)
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And nobody pinged me to this???


56 posted on 07/28/2006 5:28:08 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: Roscoe Karns
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Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ASS???
Then call the RKBA Fast... Pavers UP!!!

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

8^)

58 posted on 07/28/2006 5:28:43 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist )
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To: driftdiver

Don't be silly - spend a few years here - get the lay of the land, and you'll know why this is so good - noob


59 posted on 07/28/2006 5:29:21 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: Lurker

Ah, there it is. Thanks.


60 posted on 07/28/2006 5:29:26 PM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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