Skip to comments.Summer 2006: Few Show Up for Kerry in Iowa (Take a Look at This Pathetic Picture)
Posted on 08/01/2006 8:20:35 AM PDT by MikeA
Even his former running mate John Edwards pulls more of a crowd than this. And none of them appear to be under 80 years old. Poor John F'in Kerry. Guess he's not destined to be the next JFK afterall. Don't people realize he served in Vietnam???!!
We call this a "Peter Brady Hero Party."
I almost feel sorry for him...NOT.
At least it's more of a turnout than the Cindy Sheehan book signing.
LOL! Where was this held? At the local retirement community?
He must have promised them free lemonade and depends for them to show up. Maybe he thought he could find a real rich widow in the group in case Thereza throws his ass out if he runs again.
LMAO, too funny. Great reference. By the way, I love how he appears to be sniffing a flower to ease his pain.
Hahahah! Take a look at that crowd! The average age is death plus ten!
Caption for the photo: "I think all the cool people are at that other party over there."
To be fair, anyone who at this juncture wants to go out and see any potential POTUS candidate, needs to get a life.
Well, in all honesty if this was this last weekend, it was like 102 degrees and miserable here in Iowa. Notice how everyone except him found a piece of shade? Glad to see him squirming, though.
Look! a rich widow!
Oh nevermind, I guess that's his mic, not a flower. It's funny he thought he needed a mic. I guess that was for his ego to make him believe he still has the ability to turn out a crowd.
It must've been the offers for free Depends AND Metameucil and some FEMA $500 debit cards that drew that crowd.
Surely Kerry would have revealed his Vietnam service by now, don't you think?
Where do you get your news from?
My father-in-law, who spent 35 years as a society band leader performing four or five times every week-end.
He always joked about people who don't know when they're bombing on stage.
John Kerry is a textbook example of that. He is so clueless that he doesn't even know when he's bombing (which is virtually always).
Aside from the fact that hes a complete jerk that I wouldn't walk down the hall to see, it had to have been in the upper 90s with high humidity. Maybe the old folks showed up thinking there might be a mist tent.
I saw him last night on Fox. Looks like a scarecrow.
Kerry served in Vietnam!!! He also did an incursion to Cambodia Christmas in 1969 with SOF. Yeah... :)
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