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Are You a Moonbat? (I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)
Squashed Buggerboy

Posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by bug thomas houseboy

If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.


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To: bug thomas houseboy

IBTZ


21 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:48 AM PDT by USMC Veteran ("Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne)
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To: mysterio
How do you know when someone's been "ZOTTED"? I see the Viking Kitties and the lightning, and all that jazz, but is that a ZOT? I'm corn-fused, please help me!!
22 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:51 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: dead

Just sent you a FReepmail. My eyes! My eyes!


23 posted on 08/01/2006 8:41:52 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind AKA The Swiss Cheese of Transcribers)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

If your heroes are Nancy "wax" Pelosi and Cindy Sheehan, you are not only a moonbat, you should consider jumping off the Golden Gate bridge. I'll even give you a push.


24 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:08 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Score:

Spork Weasel: 1
Viking Kittens: 0

25 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:13 AM PDT by Fudd
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To: bug thomas houseboy

You do realize, of course, that you are an utter moron? That not ONE statement you make above is factually accurate?

You know, your post has to be one of the most excessively STUPID posting every posted here. In a board with such a long rich history, that is a MAJOR accomplishment. Your post is ultra, completely mega stupid. We will have to come up with a whole new classification of stupid to adequately address your level of idiocy. World Record Stupid! Rock hard dehydrated stupid! Lifetime Achievement Stupid! So stupid it MUST be a lost fragment of the primordial soup from with all imbeciles since have sprung. It sets a whole new standard by which stupidity will be judged from now on! Quick, call the Nobel Comittee. We have to estabish a whole new Nobel Prize for World Record Stupidty just so this poster can be award it!!!

I applaud your courage. Most people attempt to hide their moronic natures but not YOU. NO, you FLAUNT your morondom. You proudly cruise the Internet squealing "I AM THE WORLDS LARGEST IDIOT". I must say I have NEVER seen anyone so willing to make peace with a painful personal truth as you have embraced your imbecility. Well done brave soul!


26 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:29 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: USMC Veteran
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27 posted on 08/01/2006 8:42:48 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

28 posted on 08/01/2006 8:43:01 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
IBTZ.

"If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat."

Hey dopey, how can you have a "livable wage" when a bazillion illegals are taking all the entry level and blue collar jobs....and thus deflating wages.
LOL
29 posted on 08/01/2006 8:43:39 AM PDT by taxed2death (A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
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To: Dooderbutt
This should help.
30 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:05 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

Been a while since there's been a good zot. I even considered ebaying the BFG, which it is now time to load up.


31 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:08 AM PDT by JamesP81 ("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

32 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:52 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

IBZ.


33 posted on 08/01/2006 8:44:59 AM PDT by JamesP81 ("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable socialized government-run health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq start dying in NYC and other major U.S. cities, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans in adopting European labor laws and having 12% unemployment, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls spy on terrorists making phone calls in America, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners OK to exploit the actions of a few misguided ignorant soldiers, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians you can wage a war without the tragedy of killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat. Got me there. I support stem cell research.

34 posted on 08/01/2006 8:46:17 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

That's it! Ride your stupidity for all it is worth! Revel in your moronness! Some people rise to greatness but not you! No YOU have chosen a more difficult path, you have chosen to sink to the lowest possible level of idiocy it is possible to reach and STILL be able to operate a computer! Way to flaunt your single digit IQ!!!!! BRAVO! Encore!!!!!


35 posted on 08/01/2006 8:46:31 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

IBTZ??


36 posted on 08/01/2006 8:47:42 AM PDT by hewhowaits
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I saw that this morning. I must admit, coffee came out my nose - however; I am still confused on how you tell that you are In Before The ZOT...is there some sort of sign (other than VK's and bombs and stuff)?!?!


37 posted on 08/01/2006 8:48:28 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: MNJohnnie

LOL!


38 posted on 08/01/2006 8:48:32 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
Moonbat platform:

Minimum Wage, $25 per hour
Free Medical Care for all
100% Estate Tax on anything over $1mil
100% income Tax on income over $1mil
No bombing civilians anywhere
Disband the military and we will all get along.
39 posted on 08/01/2006 8:48:51 AM PDT by GeorgefromGeorgia
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To: Mr. Mojo

These are not "civilians" [that would presuppose humans], but a different species - "excremist".


40 posted on 08/01/2006 8:49:02 AM PDT by GSlob
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