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"Michael Moore claims: Republicans hug me now" - yea, right!
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Posted on 08/01/2006 11:00:55 AM PDT by jon747
Michael Moore says he is even more popular these days and Repbulicans come up to hug him. Even if you could fit your arms around him, would you want to hug this guy?
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:00:56 AM PDT
by
jon747
To: jon747
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:01:59 AM PDT
by
too short
To: jon747
A "hug" isn't what I have in mind.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:02:48 AM PDT
by
BamaAndy
(Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
To: too short
Violation of quantum physics and biology.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:02:50 AM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: jon747
I'll bet that would feel pretty good, you know, in a gooshy, squishy sort of way.
That which is pleasing to the eye and that which is pleasing to the touch don't always intersect...
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:03:20 AM PDT
by
Owl_Eagle
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: jon747
I'd bet his beard smells of cheeze whiz and sardines.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:04:45 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: jon747
Not without a full body condom.
Maybe two...in case the first one breaks.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:04:45 AM PDT
by
paddles
To: jon747
Republicans only hug him because they just wiped their behinds with their bare hands and then used the back of Michael's shirt to clean them off.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:04:56 AM PDT
by
MAD-AS-HELL
(Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
To: jon747
Something like this is what I had in mind.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:05:05 AM PDT
by
mware
To: jon747
To: jon747
I'm sorry....Micheal who?
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:06:32 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: BamaAndy
They're probably squeezing him to see if he really is full of sh-t.
To: jon747
The only way I would get that close to him would be for the opportunity to knee him in his tiny atrophied family jewels.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:07:50 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: jon747
Sure Mikey, sure...
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:07:52 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(My Pug is On Her War Footing (and moving to Texas!))
To: jon747
Michael Moore gets a hug from a republican.
To: jon747
Only get my arms around that neck to measure for a noose.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:08:27 AM PDT
by
timsbella
(Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada! (Steve's won my vote in the meantime))
To: jon747
Homer hugs Bart:
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:08:43 AM PDT
by
Dracian
To: jon747
I doubt that anybody but Cindi Sheehan has hugged this guy in 20 years or so. Fat POS...
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:10:28 AM PDT
by
Kenton
To: jon747
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:11:25 AM PDT
by
Niteranger68
(I gigged your peace frog.)
To: jon747
He must be standing in a Petting Zoo.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:12:26 AM PDT
by
The_Republican
(So Dark The Con of Man)
To: jon747
Michael Moore
Republicans hug me now...and then I wake up, and I'm sad again.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:14:16 AM PDT
by
TChris
(Banning DDT wasn't about birds. It was about power.)
To: jon747
That's not a hug; they are trying to squeeze the sh#t of of him.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:14:43 AM PDT
by
DOGEY
To: jon747
Yeah the, "I'm a Republican and I voted for Bush but..." types that call into conservative talk shows.
In other words, *Liberals*.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:16:37 AM PDT
by
Zechariah_8_13
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
To: jon747
Perhaps they were giving him the Heimlich?
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:18:01 AM PDT
by
Zechariah_8_13
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
To: jon747
jon747: Joined 7/31/06
Mikey, is that you?
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:18:16 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: jon747
Here is how a liberal gives a hug:
First, beat the tar out of someone with a baseball bat.
Then accuse the person of trying to assault you and claim you were hugging him to make peace.
Finally, call on experts from around the world and the media to explain that hitting someone with a baseball bat is the very definition of "hugging". Continue screaming this final point to the public until the world recognizes the definition of a hug as beating someone with a baseball bat.
After the definition is understood, I will hug the dirtybut.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:23:26 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(War Monger...In the name of liberty, let's go to war!!!!)
To: jon747
Michael:
"Hugs" don't really count if they are from paramedics administering the heimlich maneuver trying to dislodge something from your blowhole...
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:24:34 AM PDT
by
philled
("Enshrine mediocrity, and your shrines are razed." -- Ellsworth Toohey)
To: Zechariah_8_13
I picture a hug of michael moore like this
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:25:32 AM PDT
by
edzo4
To: jon747
"Repbulicans come up to hug him"
....and are renedered unconcious from the stench
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:26:44 AM PDT
by
Bogtrotter52
(Singin' the blues with a smarmy Irish smile)
To: edzo4
ROTGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best laugh I've had all day.
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posted on
08/01/2006 11:27:42 AM PDT
by
Zechariah_8_13
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
Comment #31 Removed by Moderator
To: Republican Moron
I think I finally found my new home !Think again.
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