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"Michael Moore claims: Republicans hug me now" - yea, right!
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Posted on 08/01/2006 11:00:55 AM PDT by jon747

Michael Moore says he is even more popular these days and Repbulicans come up to hug him. Even if you could fit your arms around him, would you want to hug this guy?


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1 posted on 08/01/2006 11:00:56 AM PDT by jon747
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To: jon747

propaganda...


2 posted on 08/01/2006 11:01:59 AM PDT by too short
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To: jon747

A "hug" isn't what I have in mind.


3 posted on 08/01/2006 11:02:48 AM PDT by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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To: too short

Violation of quantum physics and biology.


4 posted on 08/01/2006 11:02:50 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: jon747

I'll bet that would feel pretty good, you know, in a gooshy, squishy sort of way.
That which is pleasing to the eye and that which is pleasing to the touch don't always intersect...


5 posted on 08/01/2006 11:03:20 AM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: jon747

I'd bet his beard smells of cheeze whiz and sardines.


6 posted on 08/01/2006 11:04:45 AM PDT by Sax (You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
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To: jon747
Not without a full body condom.

Maybe two...in case the first one breaks.

7 posted on 08/01/2006 11:04:45 AM PDT by paddles
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To: jon747

Republicans only hug him because they just wiped their behinds with their bare hands and then used the back of Michael's shirt to clean them off.


8 posted on 08/01/2006 11:04:56 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
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To: jon747
Something like this is what I had in mind.

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9 posted on 08/01/2006 11:05:05 AM PDT by mware
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To: jon747

The Log Cabin type?


10 posted on 08/01/2006 11:05:58 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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I'm sorry....Micheal who?


11 posted on 08/01/2006 11:06:32 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: BamaAndy

They're probably squeezing him to see if he really is full of sh-t.


12 posted on 08/01/2006 11:06:40 AM PDT by billhilly
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To: jon747

The only way I would get that close to him would be for the opportunity to knee him in his tiny atrophied family jewels.


13 posted on 08/01/2006 11:07:50 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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Sure Mikey, sure...

14 posted on 08/01/2006 11:07:52 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing (and moving to Texas!))
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To: jon747
Michael Moore gets a hug from a republican.


15 posted on 08/01/2006 11:08:05 AM PDT by Ben Mugged
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To: jon747

Only get my arms around that neck to measure for a noose.


16 posted on 08/01/2006 11:08:27 AM PDT by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada! (Steve's won my vote in the meantime))
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To: jon747
Homer hugs Bart:


17 posted on 08/01/2006 11:08:43 AM PDT by Dracian
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I doubt that anybody but Cindi Sheehan has hugged this guy in 20 years or so. Fat POS...


18 posted on 08/01/2006 11:10:28 AM PDT by Kenton
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Wet dreams!


19 posted on 08/01/2006 11:11:25 AM PDT by Niteranger68 (I gigged your peace frog.)
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He must be standing in a Petting Zoo.


20 posted on 08/01/2006 11:12:26 AM PDT by The_Republican (So Dark The Con of Man)
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Michael Moore

Republicans hug me now...and then I wake up, and I'm sad again.

21 posted on 08/01/2006 11:14:16 AM PDT by TChris (Banning DDT wasn't about birds. It was about power.)
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To: jon747

That's not a hug; they are trying to squeeze the sh#t of of him.


22 posted on 08/01/2006 11:14:43 AM PDT by DOGEY
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To: jon747

Yeah the, "I'm a Republican and I voted for Bush but..." types that call into conservative talk shows.

In other words, *Liberals*.


23 posted on 08/01/2006 11:16:37 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13 (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
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To: jon747

Perhaps they were giving him the Heimlich?


24 posted on 08/01/2006 11:18:01 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13 (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
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jon747: Joined 7/31/06

Mikey, is that you?

25 posted on 08/01/2006 11:18:16 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Here is how a liberal gives a hug:

First, beat the tar out of someone with a baseball bat.

Then accuse the person of trying to assault you and claim you were hugging him to make peace.

Finally, call on experts from around the world and the media to explain that hitting someone with a baseball bat is the very definition of "hugging". Continue screaming this final point to the public until the world recognizes the definition of a hug as beating someone with a baseball bat.

After the definition is understood, I will hug the dirtybut.


26 posted on 08/01/2006 11:23:26 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (War Monger...In the name of liberty, let's go to war!!!!)
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Michael:
"Hugs" don't really count if they are from paramedics administering the heimlich maneuver trying to dislodge something from your blowhole...
27 posted on 08/01/2006 11:24:34 AM PDT by philled ("Enshrine mediocrity, and your shrines are razed." -- Ellsworth Toohey)
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To: Zechariah_8_13
I picture a hug of michael moore like this
28 posted on 08/01/2006 11:25:32 AM PDT by edzo4
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"Repbulicans come up to hug him"

....and are renedered unconcious from the stench


29 posted on 08/01/2006 11:26:44 AM PDT by Bogtrotter52 (Singin' the blues with a smarmy Irish smile)
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To: edzo4

ROTGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best laugh I've had all day.


30 posted on 08/01/2006 11:27:42 AM PDT by Zechariah_8_13 (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
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To: Republican Moron
I think I finally found my new home !

Think again.

32 posted on 08/01/2006 11:32:29 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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