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Sporks Are Godlike
Sporks Are Godlike ^ | Since 1995 | Justin W. Merry

Posted on 08/05/2006 6:29:17 AM PDT by dirtboy

Here it is, your complete spork reference

Hey, it's a slow news day, gotta come up with SOMETHING.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: awjeeznotthisagain; spork; sporks; sporkweasels
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To: Reform4Bush
I don't know what the numbers mean but Oneida needs to put sporks in their silverware sets. I must say that site has quite the detailed list of where to get sporks.
41 posted on 08/05/2006 7:37:30 AM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: DejaJude
"Check out Knork."

knork knork.

Who's there?

(etc.)
42 posted on 08/05/2006 7:44:03 AM PDT by Nik Naym
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

"Eek, the spork weasel."

I heard a rumor that this is it.

43 posted on 08/05/2006 7:54:26 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: dirtboy

Spork. The Other Bite Neat


44 posted on 08/05/2006 8:07:13 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual...if they sense scorn or ridicule, they'll flee)
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To: tiredoflaundry

"should toilet paper come from the top or the bottom"

That depends on whether or not you have a cat.


45 posted on 08/05/2006 8:11:38 AM PDT by Excellence (Since November 6, 1998)
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To: Pete from Shawnee Mission

"........they dined on mince,and slices of quince,which they ate with a runcible spoon......"

'The Owl & the Pussycat'


46 posted on 08/05/2006 8:37:45 AM PDT by Armigerous ( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
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To: dirtboy
Here's a knife-fork-spoon:
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From the same company that makes the Ice Cream Ball:
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Which is also pretty cool. You put ice and salt in one end, the ice cream ingredients in the other, then play around with the ball until the ice cream is done.
47 posted on 08/05/2006 8:50:12 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Excellence

The toilet paper debate is a non-issue.

It's simple, really - just look at what side printed paper is printed on. Then if you want to put it on backwards - well hey - it's a free country.


48 posted on 08/05/2006 9:07:30 AM PDT by The Coopster
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To: MozarkDawg; dirtboy; Constitution Day
Be not deceived. Sporks are a hellish tool of Satin.
49 posted on 08/05/2006 9:11:26 AM PDT by dighton
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To: TomGuy
I'm surprised these haven't been banned because of their relatively sharp points.

I'm not sure, but I think that "assault sporks" are illegal in Connecticut (although they may be allowable if they don't have bayonet attachments, flash hiders, or detachable mags).

The Federal ban may have sunset, but the Connecticut ban remains in place.

50 posted on 08/05/2006 9:53:14 AM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: dighton

Satin speak with sporked tongue, then? :D


51 posted on 08/05/2006 10:01:19 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Armigerous

I like mince; the spices, sugar and apples! And what about all that beef suet. Yumm! (Really, I do!)

Quince, on the other hand, at least the ones I have had, taste like corky apples--no not even that good.

A plastic spork might be ok for the mince. Not the quince.


52 posted on 08/05/2006 2:36:51 PM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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To: The Coopster

You've never had a cat unroll a roll of toilet paper?


53 posted on 08/05/2006 3:23:21 PM PDT by Excellence (Since November 6, 1998)
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To: Excellence

LOL! No I haven't, and it is one part of the tissue issue that I never considered. I've had a two year old do it, but that can't be avoided by putting the paper on backwards.

So - I guess cat folks are exempt from putting the tp on correctly.

;-)


54 posted on 08/06/2006 6:12:27 AM PDT by The Coopster
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To: dirtboy

Friday night bump for this one.


55 posted on 08/25/2006 7:33:28 PM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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