Gabler is a perfect idiot.
Neil Gabler is the patron saint of all idiots.
Neil Gabler is an idiots idiot.
Neil Gabler defines idiocy.
Idiot thy name is Neil Gabler
I could go on and on actually. I'm always impressed that Cal Thomas (or Rich Lowry) can sit that close to Gabler and not pummel that raging idiot.
I prefer to think of Neal Gabler as a cartoon character, who plays the same role as a bad guy in professional wrestling, or Yosemite Sam.
Except that Yosemite Sam is lovable.