BERNHARDT TAKES ON AIRPORT SECURITY (threatens TSA if they take away her lipstick!)

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[MindBender26]

Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. From yesterday (10AUG06), passengers flying from and to America have been banned from taking non-essential hand luggage onboard jets. But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"

[MindBender26]

This is one of Madonna's very butch/bitch friends. MAS Plushglass is a lipstick.

Spoiled bitch. There is a war on. Lock her up now.

[Republican Red]

She makes Helen Thomas look attractive.

[AConnecticutYankee]

Has been in need of publicity

[MindBender26]

Is really from NYDN.

[kempster]

Bring it on girl.

[colorado tanker]

She has a point. I really wouldn't want to see her in public without a lot of makeup.

[OpusatFR]

"When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"

I hope the passengers waiting, and possibly missing their plane because this stupid woman thinks she's above the rules lay a World War III on her buttocks.

[surrey]

She needs a paper bag on her head not makeup. One of the ugliest (women?) I've ever seen.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

[MizSterious]

She turns my stomach even when she isn't spouting stuff like this. One of my least favorite people. (She COULD always pack it in her checked luggage, but then maybe she's too stupid for that.)

[Holicheese]

Slap the cuffs on her and frog march her out of the airport.

[nmh]

Liberals really believe they are head and shoulders ABOVE the law. Laws are for the little people.

I have an idea, let everyone else not be allowed to carry on these items. Let her be the only one to carry this on board. Then change the flight route. Put a parachute on her and shove her out the door above IRAN where there are many terrorists and let them deal with her. Maybe she'll have a video - like Nick Berg.

[Shaun_MD]

Feed her to the animals at Gitmo. No wait I forget we can't torture them.

[MindBender26]

Had dinner with Helen a few times. Rabidly anti-Semitic / anti-Bush and a lush on cheap red wine. Her nose dwarfs the arresting hook on an F-14 Tomcat.

[Ghengis]

What's the old saying? "You can put lipstick on a pig..."

[kempster]

I'll pay to see that!

[ArrogantBustard]

Beauty may well be only skin deep, but ugly goes straigh to the core.

Nobody gets to be that kind of ugly on the outside, without being ugly on the inside.

[cripplecreek]

She makes Helen Thomas look attractive.

Oh come on now. Not that Bernhardt is a beauty queen or anything but who would you rather see in Playboy? Let's not be rash about this.

[right wing]

Begs the question: Why did you have dinner with Helen Thomas in the first place?

[stevio]

If it wasn't for the hair you'd think it's a dude.

[pikachu]

They broke the mold after they made Ms. Bernhardt -- unfortuantly her face was still in it.

[GeronL]

oh man. Cannot these people ever take the proper side against terrorists??

[Froufrou]

ROTFLMAO - [but you're right!]

[radiohead]

Whew! Haven't seen her in awhile. Time has not been kind.

[GoBucks2002]

When is the last time you saw a recognizable actor or actress in the airport? Most have the means to fly on a private jet or use a service like ExecutiveJet/NetJets, etc.

This fact alone says more about the "career" of Sandra Bernhardt than anything she can spout form her piehole.

Last time I saw her, she was a guest star on Will & Grace. How's that for a career boost?

Sandra is what comes to mind when I hear the phrase "famous for being famous."

[Alouette]

they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III

Well, there is a terrorist threat for you. Arrest her @$$.

And no honey, MAC Plushglass will not pay you for endorsing their product.

[kevinm13]

I hope she carries her threat out and gets tossed in jail for treats to air traffic.

[N. Theknow]

I stand corrected.

You can put lipstick on a pig.

TSA should lock her up and introduce her to Bubbette.

[Hildy]

As much as I hate her, I agree with her on this. We've become sheep...I remember how angry we all were when they were frisking Grandmothers. That's going to look like a day at the park when this over because our government doesn't have the balls to profile. Go ahead and flame me..I don't care.

[MindBender26]

Working in my crusading journalist days, and it was a free feed at Mama Aisha's up near the Metro Zoo in DC. Best ME food in town.

[finnman69]

UGLY INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

[lady lawyer]

She is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

[Concho]

Yeah, remember a couple years ago when she did that Improv show while she was extremely pregnant with the sheer see-thru gown? My TV was so grossed out that it wouldnt come on for two weeks for fear that she might reappear.

[MVV]

LMAO!!! If that isn't the honest truth!! Screw her and her liberal opinions!

[oldbrowser]

Spoiled bitch. There is a war on. Lock her up now.

She's a has been and just trying to get attention.

[Lurking in Kansas]

Make a scene at an airport. Please, oh please, oh please do.

[Republican Red]

I stand by my post. I think Bernhardt is the uglies person in body and soul on the face of the earth.

[bigfootbob]

That's a tough question, both are descendent's of Medusa.

[cripplecreek]

Go ahead and flame me..I don't care.

No flames from me, you make a good point.

[Dracian]

She's a comedian. It was a joke. I'm not sure the point of the joke, the article gives no real context.

[eXe]

No kidding.. Many years ago when I lived in NYC and worked in a trendy 5th ave eatery, she would come in with her entourage. Had to wait on her, she is even WORSE looking in person, and not a very nice person to boot.

I would like to see her start some trouble with TSA.. lol it would be a good show.

[L98Fiero]

Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT

I can't stand her but come on. She's just doing her un-funny schtick. I seriously doubt she intends to give screeners a hard time over lipstick.

[sport]

I'm with her. Let her alone. She needs all the help she can get.

Ten heave duty garbage bags would not be enough to hide that.

[MindBender26]

>She's a (VERY POOR) comedian. It was a joke. I'm not sure the point of the joke, the article gives no real context.

All her jokes are lesbian jokes. Trust me, this was no joke.

[Non-Sequitur]

Strip search her and then send the photos to Iran with the caption that this is one of the virgins that await them. That'll stop the terrorists if nothing else will.

[right wing]

You must have worked up a good starvation or have an iron stomach in order to eat with that old goat. ;-)

[Dracian]

Trust me, this was no joke.

She's been around forever, so I don't have to take anyone's word for it. It is typical of her "edgy" humor.

[Hand em their arse]

Yikes!!! She's so ugly that her father used to take her to work with him, so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[Non-Sequitur]

What's the old saying? "You can put lipstick on a pig..."

Judging from the photo in reply 9 they're obviously mistaken.

[Non-Sequitur]

All her jokes are lesbian jokes. Trust me, this was no joke.

Well they say that all good comedians speak from personal experience. So...why is she going to visit Madonna?