Posted on 08/15/2006 11:37:56 PM PDT by FARS
You were absolutely correct in naming yourself an AMERICAN, because...
Canadian citizenry, though their nation occupies a significant proportion of the North American landmass, do not identify themselves as "The United Canadian Provinces of (North) America"
Nor does Mexico, or any single nation in Central America, or South America self-label its people, "the Ecuadorean Commonwealth of Independent Central American States", or the "Venezuelan Union of (South) American Socialist States"
SO until such time as a few of these second rate, third world mice that roar begin to honestly incorporate themselves into the fabric of the American tapestry, to build their governments upon the principles upon the rocky ribs of a document as noble - indeed, as near sacrosanct as the U.S. Constitution...or for G_d's sake at least the Magna Charta...
Until any one - at least ONE of these also-ran nation-states has as part of the actual, formal name of its country, the proper term "America"...
I shall not suffer the slings and arrows of outrageously unfortunate and jealous neighbors to the North, nor to the South of the land of my birthright.
I shall identify myself properly, and confidently, as only a true "United Statesian" can...
I am an AMERICAN!
I AM AN AMERICAN!
I AM AN AMERICAN!!
I AM AN AMERICAN, and it means something UNIQUE and SPECIAL.
When ordinary conservatism alone will not suffice, when Socialism, Communism, Totalitarianism, palestinian Nazism, or Islamic Fascism rear their ugly heads, their festering faces covered in the supperating burkha-pustules of lies, half truths and misrepresentations, when an EXTRA STRONG DOSE of the cure for pseudo-intellectual windbag rants is required...
I am THE CURE
I am THE...
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